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AEW Dynamite #003 (12.12.22)

Live from Delaware Stadium | Newark, DE | Crowd Size: 18,800 SEGMENT ONE In the parking lot outside the arena, AEW World Champion AJ Styles arrives! He’s greeted briefly by the American Dragon Brian Danielson, formerly known as Daniel Bryan. Bryan’s got his gear and is preparing to leave the arena when he greets AJContinue reading “AEW Dynamite #003 (12.12.22)”

AEW issues press release on ratings success

12.11.22 | Stamford, CTBWM Inc. Headquarters From the Desk of Megan Mouse: I was delighted to learn that episode two of All Elite Wrestling’s flagship show Dynamite –- the first to go head to head with PWI — continued on BWM Inc.’s long established ratings success. This past Monday’s Dynamite defeated PWI’s special “Bitches Ball”Continue reading “AEW issues press release on ratings success”

AEW Dynamite #002 (12.05.22)

Live from the Total Mortgage Arena | Bridgeport, CT | Crowd Size: 10,302 SEGMENT ONE The pyro explodes and Arn Anderson and Kevin Kelly welcome us back to All Elite Wrestling! We’re live from Bridgeport, CT, just twenty miles outside of BWM Inc.’s headquarters in Stamford. Anderson and Kelly are barely able to thank theContinue reading “AEW Dynamite #002 (12.05.22)”

AEW Dynamite (11.28.22)

SEGMENT ONE In her office, Megan Mouse sits in front of a window showing the New York City skyline; the office set-up made famous under her father, Benny. To her side is Rob Amick, Benny’s head of security. Megan faces the camera and greets the audience at home and in the area as the long-anticipatedContinue reading “AEW Dynamite (11.28.22)”

Megan Mouse issues rare response to Mickey Mouse

STANFORD, Connecticut — I learned long ago from watching my father that the best way to deal with my uncle was to ignore him and not take the bait, but I couldn’t help myself after he rambled at the press for a half hour at midnight this morning. You see, as my uncle touts beatingContinue reading “Megan Mouse issues rare response to Mickey Mouse”

Megan Mouse issues statement on AEW premiere, HLW

STANFORD, Connecticut — This afternoon, I had a very nice call with HLW CEO Camden Cross. Unlike my uncle, I welcome Mr. Cross and the HLW to the fold. And following a very productive conversation, the AEW has come to the release of Xavier Woods, who has since been signed to the HLW roster! WhileContinue reading “Megan Mouse issues statement on AEW premiere, HLW”

BREAKING: Megan Mouse announces new talent acquisitions & more

STANFORD, Connecticut — We here at All Elite Wrestling have also been hard at work negotiating new talents during what I’ve always referred to as the “pre-season sweeps,” that is, the battle between promotions that typically takes place this time of year, in which we see the most new talent acquisitions in all promotions. In keeping withContinue reading “BREAKING: Megan Mouse announces new talent acquisitions & more”

Megan Mouse issues statement on AEW season premiere

STANFORD, Connecticut — All Elite Wrestling will debut with a one match show to determine the World Heavyweight Champion. On this show — the date and name of which will be announced — we will have a first of its kind Open Invitational Battle Royal. The men’s roster, not including inactive members and legends contracted, is well overContinue reading “Megan Mouse issues statement on AEW season premiere”