Megan Mouse issues rare response to Mickey Mouse

STANFORD, Connecticut — I learned long ago from watching my father that the best way to deal with my uncle was to ignore him and not take the bait, but I couldn’t help myself after he rambled at the press for a half hour at midnight this morning. You see, as my uncle touts beatingContinue reading “Megan Mouse issues rare response to Mickey Mouse”

Megan Mouse issues statement on AEW premiere, HLW

STANFORD, Connecticut — This afternoon, I had a very nice call with HLW CEO Camden Cross. Unlike my uncle, I welcome Mr. Cross and the HLW to the fold. And following a very productive conversation, the AEW has come to the release of Xavier Woods, who has since been signed to the HLW roster! WhileContinue reading “Megan Mouse issues statement on AEW premiere, HLW”

BREAKING: Megan Mouse announces new talent acquisitions & more

STANFORD, Connecticut — We here at All Elite Wrestling have also been hard at work negotiating new talents during what I’ve always referred to as the “pre-season sweeps,” that is, the battle between promotions that typically takes place this time of year, in which we see the most new talent acquisitions in all promotions. In keeping withContinue reading “BREAKING: Megan Mouse announces new talent acquisitions & more”

Megan Mouse issues statement on AEW season premiere

STANFORD, Connecticut — All Elite Wrestling will debut with a one match show to determine the World Heavyweight Champion. On this show — the date and name of which will be announced — we will have a first of its kind Open Invitational Battle Royal. The men’s roster, not including inactive members and legends contracted, is well overContinue reading “Megan Mouse issues statement on AEW season premiere”

BREAKING NEWS: AEW announces talent acquisition

From the Desk of Megan Mouse: Earlier this afternoon, I secured the contract of Kenny Omega, one of wrestling’s brightest and most buzzed about superstars. Omega had previously signed a deal with BWM Inc. under my father, but the contract had expired making Omega a free agent. After hearing talk of my uncle’s wishes toContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: AEW announces talent acquisition”

The 2022 World of Wrestling Draft Mop-Up

I’m Chris Hyatt, and I’m back with the Mop-Up, this time we’re covering the 2022 World of Wrestling Draft! Hours prior to the draft, Megan Mouse released a news statement indicating that the EWA had been rebranded as All Elite Wrestling and BWM Inc. was finally under her full control as Benny Mouse remains MIA.Continue reading “The 2022 World of Wrestling Draft Mop-Up”

Megan Mouse issues press release

The Elite Wrestling Alliance is dead. I did not kill the EWA. My uncle Mickey and MMOUSE Enterprises did not kill the EWA, though it was not for a lack of trying. John Brown did not kill the EWA. My father, Benny Wade Mouse, chose to self-destruct, as he has done so many times before.Continue reading “Megan Mouse issues press release”