Author Archives: Daniel Crawford

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee July 9th, 2022 The following press release was issued by the Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises, Mickey M. Mouse Junior: “On August 1st, the PWI will return to action for the first of three, bi-weekly preseason shows! The first episode of PWI Live! for the 2022 Preseason will feature theContinue reading “Press Release: Mickey Announces Card for August 1st Installment of PWI Live!”

Mmouse Enterprises News Center Knoxville, Tennessee July 6, 2022 Reporting: Lawrence C. Mason The Chairman has just issued an executive order moving “PWI Days” back to Mondays, starting with the launch of the 2022 Preseason, which will now take place on August, 1st! Alongside this order, the Chairman posted a tweet saying: “You think IContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: PWI Calendar Changed!”

Mmouse Enterprises News Center Knoxville, Tennessee July 3, 2022 Reporting: Lawrence C. Mason As of late last night, Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior negotiated a three way deal with the Chairwoman of BWM Inc., Megan Mouse, and the Interim President of HCW, Ted Brown. The deal frees up the contract of Bill Goldberg for aContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises negotiates a three way deal with HCW and BWM Inc.!”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee July 3rd, 2022 The following press release was issued by the Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises, Mickey M. Mouse Junior: “At 5:04pm yesterday evening, a piss-ant named Camden took some shots at me that he thought I would ignore. Well, let’s assess and respond to his bit of propaganda pieceContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises: Press Release in Response to HLW’s Press Release”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee June 29, 2022 Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior issued the following statement in response to the press release from BWM Inc. Chairwoman Megan Mouse earlier today: “When it’s too hot in the kitchen, you should get out. This is a variation of an old adage from which Megan canContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Press Release in Response to Megan Mouse”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s Centre Knoxville, Tennessee June 29, 2022 12:30am (LM = Lawrence Mason, MM = Mickey Mouse J.R.) *Spokesman Mason takes to the microphone, silencing the press* LM: Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, I know that today has been a busy day in wrestling news, and I assure you that the Chairman willContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Press Conference: June 29th, 2022”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee June 28, 2022 Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior issued the following statement in response to the breaking news about the creation of a new potential competitor in the industry, the HLW. “Camden Cross is an untested former podcaster. He has teamed up with an actor to pretend to runContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises issues a press release in response to the launch of HLW”