Press Release: Mmouse Enterprises Acting Chair Makes Blockbuster Announcements!

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee January 3, 2023 From the desk of Acting Chairwoman Catherine Mouse: “HAPPY NEW YEAR! What an eventful year 2022 was! 2023 will only be way better. Before I announce the matches for the first installment of Asylum of 2023, I want to first congratulate AXW and AEW on theirContinue reading “Press Release: Mmouse Enterprises Acting Chair Makes Blockbuster Announcements!”

Press Conference: Acting Mmouse Enterprises Chair Makes A Special Announcement!

Mmouse Enterprises Headquarters Memphis, Tennessee December 27, 2022 6:00pm (LM = Lawrence Mason) *The spokesman for Mmouse Enterprises, Lawrence Mason walks up to the podium* LM: Good afternoon. Thank you for coming here on such short notice once again, as you fine people are always so capable at doing. The Acting Chair, Madame Catherine Mouse,Continue reading “Press Conference: Acting Mmouse Enterprises Chair Makes A Special Announcement!”

Press Conference: Chairman Mouse Missing!

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s Centre Knoxville, Tennessee December 22, 2022 3:30am (LM = Lawrence Mason) *The spokesman for Mmouse Enterprises, Lawrence Mason walks up the podium, greeting a confused press corps* LM: Good…morning, distinguished members of the press. I know that you must have a lot of questions, but for right now, let’s just address whatContinue reading “Press Conference: Chairman Mouse Missing!”

Press Release (December 13th, 2022): Mickey Addresses Recent Ratings Losses

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee December 13, 2022 From the desk of Chairman Mickey Mouse: “Good evening, fans of sports entertainment and professional wrestling. It has been an interesting experience in this 6th Era of our glorious industry over the past 3 years since we began our current journey, and we’ve had a greatContinue reading “Press Release (December 13th, 2022): Mickey Addresses Recent Ratings Losses”

BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises Signs Two New Stars!

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee July 28th, 2022 As of 12:15pm, EST, Mmouse Enterprises has signed two new talents!! First, from Ireland, Piper Niven (a.k.a. Duodrop in the Independent Circuit)! Then, a star who has dominated the Independent scene for over a decade, Tommaso Ciampa! In other news, regarding HLW signing Thunderosa, and theContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises Signs Two New Stars!”

BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises signs another major Female Prospect!

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee July 24th, 2022 As of 9:05pm, EST, Mmouse Enterprises signed yet another female talent! This young woman spent the afternoon telling Mickey and Vinnie how she is “that bitch” and how they would be “stupid” to pass this opportunity up! Please welcome new sensation Jade Cargill!! In related news,Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises signs another major Female Prospect!”

BREAKING NEWS: New Talent Signed by Mmouse Enterprises for Stacked Women’s Roster!

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee July 14th, 2022 As of 1:30am, EST, Mmouse Enterprises signed another hot up and coming female talent! This latest signing is a young lady from Brazil with a black belt, please welcome Tay Conti! Respectfully submitted by: Mmouse Enterprises Spokesman, Lawrence Mason

Press Release: Mickey Announces Card for August 1st Installment of PWI Live!

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee July 9th, 2022 The following press release was issued by the Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises, Mickey M. Mouse Junior: “On August 1st, the PWI will return to action for the first of three, bi-weekly preseason shows! The first episode of PWI Live! for the 2022 Preseason will feature theContinue reading “Press Release: Mickey Announces Card for August 1st Installment of PWI Live!”

BREAKING NEWS: PWI Calendar Changed!

Mmouse Enterprises News Center Knoxville, Tennessee July 6, 2022 Reporting: Lawrence C. Mason The Chairman has just issued an executive order moving “PWI Days” back to Mondays, starting with the launch of the 2022 Preseason, which will now take place on August, 1st! Alongside this order, the Chairman posted a tweet saying: “You think IContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: PWI Calendar Changed!”

BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises negotiates a three way deal with HCW and BWM Inc.!

Mmouse Enterprises News Center Knoxville, Tennessee July 3, 2022 Reporting: Lawrence C. Mason As of late last night, Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior negotiated a three way deal with the Chairwoman of BWM Inc., Megan Mouse, and the Interim President of HCW, Ted Brown. The deal frees up the contract of Bill Goldberg for aContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises negotiates a three way deal with HCW and BWM Inc.!”