Category Archives: Mmouse Ent News

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee April 22, 2023 Chairman Mickey M. Mouse issued the following statement moments ago: “While I may not appreciate the attempt at a hostile takeover of my company for the umpteenth time whether by a member of my family or otherwise, I can appreciate the success of Catherine’s decision onContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: From the Mmouse Enterprises Chairman of the Board”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee April 4, 2023 From the desk of Chairman Mouse: “In six days, the PWI will return from our quarterly break, and we will continue to bring you the best action in the industry. The cards for our upcoming broadcasts next week will be revealed in full on the websiteContinue reading “Press Release from the Desk of Mickey Mouse (4/4/23)”

Mmouse Enterprises Headquarters Memphis, Tennessee March 31, 2023 1:20pm (LM = Lawrence Mason) *The spokesman for Mmouse Enterprises, Lawrence Mason approaches the podium* LM: Greetings, members of the press. In light of recent developments pertaining to lawsuits, the impending return of wrestling in the coming weeks, and the return of the Chairman a few weeksContinue reading “Press Conference: Mmouse Enterprises Chair Responds to Numerous Lawsuit Threats Against Him”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee January 3, 2023 From the desk of Acting Chairwoman Catherine Mouse: “HAPPY NEW YEAR! What an eventful year 2022 was! 2023 will only be way better. Before I announce the matches for the first installment of Asylum of 2023, I want to first congratulate AXW and AEW on theirContinue reading “Press Release: Mmouse Enterprises Acting Chair Makes Blockbuster Announcements!”

Mmouse Enterprises Headquarters Memphis, Tennessee December 27, 2022 6:00pm (LM = Lawrence Mason) *The spokesman for Mmouse Enterprises, Lawrence Mason walks up to the podium* LM: Good afternoon. Thank you for coming here on such short notice once again, as you fine people are always so capable at doing. The Acting Chair, Madame Catherine Mouse,Continue reading “Press Conference: Acting Mmouse Enterprises Chair Makes A Special Announcement!”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s Centre Knoxville, Tennessee December 22, 2022 3:30am (LM = Lawrence Mason) *The spokesman for Mmouse Enterprises, Lawrence Mason walks up the podium, greeting a confused press corps* LM: Good…morning, distinguished members of the press. I know that you must have a lot of questions, but for right now, let’s just address whatContinue reading “Press Conference: Chairman Mouse Missing!”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee December 13, 2022 From the desk of Chairman Mickey Mouse: “Good evening, fans of sports entertainment and professional wrestling. It has been an interesting experience in this 6th Era of our glorious industry over the past 3 years since we began our current journey, and we’ve had a greatContinue reading “Press Release (December 13th, 2022): Mickey Addresses Recent Ratings Losses”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee July 28th, 2022 As of 12:15pm, EST, Mmouse Enterprises has signed two new talents!! First, from Ireland, Piper Niven (a.k.a. Duodrop in the Independent Circuit)! Then, a star who has dominated the Independent scene for over a decade, Tommaso Ciampa! In other news, regarding HLW signing Thunderosa, and theContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises Signs Two New Stars!”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee July 24th, 2022 As of 9:05pm, EST, Mmouse Enterprises signed yet another female talent! This young woman spent the afternoon telling Mickey and Vinnie how she is “that bitch” and how they would be “stupid” to pass this opportunity up! Please welcome new sensation Jade Cargill!! In related news,Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises signs another major Female Prospect!”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee July 14th, 2022 As of 1:30am, EST, Mmouse Enterprises signed another hot up and coming female talent! This latest signing is a young lady from Brazil with a black belt, please welcome Tay Conti! Respectfully submitted by: Mmouse Enterprises Spokesman, Lawrence Mason