Mmouse Enterprises issues a press release in response to the launch of HLW

Mmouse Enterprises

Chairman’s HQ

Knoxville, Tennessee

June 28, 2022

Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior issued the following statement in response to the breaking news about the creation of a new potential competitor in the industry, the HLW.

“Camden Cross is an untested former podcaster. He has teamed up with an actor to pretend to run a wrestling company on a stage that I dominate. Much like his former failed attempt at being an audio show host I suspect that Camden and Freddie – a pairing that sounds like a badly written bargain box version of the Odd Couple – won’t last long when they face the greatest promoter the industry has ever known.

The only thing high about this promotion are the two idiots who were smoking that shit with their first contract signee, the famous pothead who cosplays as an MMA fighter, Matt Riddle. While I moved our programming to Friday nights this past spring I will be keeping an eye on our new guests in the business. My business.

Now, excuse me while I count my buckets of money.”

Respectfully submitted by:

Mmouse Enterprises Spokesman, Lawrence Mason

Published by Daniel Crawford

I'm a single father of two, one of four children of a single mother (who passed at the age of 49), an activist, an aspiring public servant, an author, a podcast host, and an average member of the working class.

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