June 29, 2022
Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior issued the following statement in response to the press release from BWM Inc. Chairwoman Megan Mouse earlier today:
“When it’s too hot in the kitchen, you should get out.
This is a variation of an old adage from which Megan can take some advice. She didn’t like that I pointed out how her feeble attempts at overcoming my greatness seemingly relied on attempting to duplicate what I have done to get where I am today.
She asserts that the industry is under some form of oppression with me at the helm and that the audience is fed up? Yeah, that’s why our profits are higher than they have ever been with a solid fanbase that at least knows we will be on the air when we say we will. Perhaps the wrestling fans wouldn’t feel so jaded about only having one reliable option if the supposed alternative was actually an alternative and not just some glorified social media marketing brand.
It’s ok, Megan. I know that ‘Independence Day’ is not itself trademarked, and that it is our nation’s holiday. It’s an event setup that practically writes itself. Just spare me this nonsense about how the industry is suffering because I dominate it so consistently. If it weren’t for me, there wouldn’t be an industry. It would have died with the WWF 25 years ago.
I wish you the best of luck in the launch of your new promotion, but I won’t hold my breath waiting for it to deliver.
Do yourself and the industry a favor and prove me wrong or bow.
Your Master of the Wrestling Universe,
Perpetual Occupant of Every Pretend Promoter’s Mind,
Owner and C.E.O. of Mmouse Enterprises,
Mickey M. Mouse Junior
P.S.: I am not your damn Uncle!”
Respectfully submitted by:
Mmouse Enterprises Spokesman, Lawrence Mason