HLW C.E.O. Camden Cross offered the following communications on July 2nd, 2022: (5:04pm) “PRESS RELEASE – Hello wrestling fans, First, a big thank you! Remember that old Simpsons episode where Krusty the Clown stays on the air 24 hours a day, alone in the desert through public broadcasting? He was the only game in town.Continue reading “Higher Level Wrestling: Press Release for July 2nd, 2022”
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HLW News for June 29th, 2022
HLW C.E.O. Camden Cross offered the following communications on June 29th, 2022: (9:08am) “We have signed our first ten superstars to the company ahead of our inaugural show in August! Under the innovative management of myself (Camden Cross), Freddie Prince Jr., and Chris Van Vliet; Higher Level Wrestling (a promotion governed by the Pro WrestlingContinue reading “HLW News for June 29th, 2022”
Mmouse Enterprises Press Release in Response to Megan Mouse
Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee June 29, 2022 Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior issued the following statement in response to the press release from BWM Inc. Chairwoman Megan Mouse earlier today: “When it’s too hot in the kitchen, you should get out. This is a variation of an old adage from which Megan canContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Press Release in Response to Megan Mouse”
Mmouse Enterprises Press Conference: June 29th, 2022
Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s Centre Knoxville, Tennessee June 29, 2022 12:30am (LM = Lawrence Mason, MM = Mickey Mouse J.R.) *Spokesman Mason takes to the microphone, silencing the press* LM: Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, I know that today has been a busy day in wrestling news, and I assure you that the Chairman willContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Press Conference: June 29th, 2022”
Higher Level News on June 28th, 2022
HLW C.E.O. Camden Cross offered the following communications on June 28th, 2022: (7:54am) “August 1st will be lit! Matt Riddle is on a Higher Level” (11:28am) “When we asked Matt if he was ready for August 1st…He said,”Alwayz Ready” Matt Cardona is on a Higher Level!” (12:03pm) “On August 1st, what will the self proclaimedContinue reading “Higher Level News on June 28th, 2022”
Mmouse Enterprises issues a press release in response to the launch of HLW
Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee June 28, 2022 Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior issued the following statement in response to the breaking news about the creation of a new potential competitor in the industry, the HLW. “Camden Cross is an untested former podcaster. He has teamed up with an actor to pretend to runContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises issues a press release in response to the launch of HLW”
The Birth of HLW
The following series of communications unfolded late June 27th, 2022: (June 27th, 2022, 11pm) BREAKING NEWS: Former Podcast Host of the Higher Level Wrestling Podcast, Camden Cross, has launched a joint venture – called “Higher Level Wrestling” – with Fred Prince J.R., which will premiere on August 1st, 2022, 4:20pm at the Broadmoor World ArenaContinue reading “The Birth of HLW”
BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises Signs New Talent
Over the past 60 hours, the Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises Mickey M. Mouse Junior and his Acting Secretary of Employment Control/Athlete Treatment Supervisor Vinnie Mouse have signed the following talent: Hikaru Shida – who was recently released from her contract with BWM Inc. despite never having a chance to showcase her talent. “Hangman” Adam PageContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises Signs New Talent”
Mmouse Enterprises Press Release: Another Trade Secured!
Early today an additional trade for talent was secured as Chairman Mickey Mouse negotiated a deal to trade Mark Henry and Dolph Ziggler for the former Tag Team Champions “The Elite” (Miz and Morrison). Henry and Ziggler – former PWI stars in their own right prior to being drafted by the EWA last year –Continue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Press Release: Another Trade Secured!”
Press Release: Mickey Reacts to the 2022 WOW Draft and Announces Changes for the 6th Season of PWI
In the wee hours of the night on June 21st, 2022 the World of Wrestling organization hosted the 2022 installment of the industry draft. In this business, we engage with the full understanding of the risks that we undertake each and every season as marked by this annual event. As the Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises,Continue reading “Press Release: Mickey Reacts to the 2022 WOW Draft and Announces Changes for the 6th Season of PWI”