Category Archives: The Vein

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s Centre Knoxville, Tennessee June 29, 2022 12:30am (LM = Lawrence Mason, MM = Mickey Mouse J.R.) *Spokesman Mason takes to the microphone, silencing the press* LM: Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, I know that today has been a busy day in wrestling news, and I assure you that the Chairman willContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Press Conference: June 29th, 2022”

Mmouse Enterprises Chairman’s HQ Knoxville, Tennessee June 28, 2022 Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior issued the following statement in response to the breaking news about the creation of a new potential competitor in the industry, the HLW. “Camden Cross is an untested former podcaster. He has teamed up with an actor to pretend to runContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises issues a press release in response to the launch of HLW”

Over the past 60 hours, the Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises Mickey M. Mouse Junior and his Acting Secretary of Employment Control/Athlete Treatment Supervisor Vinnie Mouse have signed the following talent: Hikaru Shida – who was recently released from her contract with BWM Inc. despite never having a chance to showcase her talent. “Hangman” Adam PageContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises Signs New Talent”

Early today an additional trade for talent was secured as Chairman Mickey Mouse negotiated a deal to trade Mark Henry and Dolph Ziggler for the former Tag Team Champions “The Elite” (Miz and Morrison). Henry and Ziggler – former PWI stars in their own right prior to being drafted by the EWA last year –Continue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Press Release: Another Trade Secured!”

In the wee hours of the night on June 21st, 2022 the World of Wrestling organization hosted the 2022 installment of the industry draft. In this business, we engage with the full understanding of the risks that we undertake each and every season as marked by this annual event. As the Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises,Continue reading “Press Release: Mickey Reacts to the 2022 WOW Draft and Announces Changes for the 6th Season of PWI”

From the Desk of the Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises Mmouse Enterprises Headquarters – Memphis, Tennessee Tuesday, June 21st, 2022: Earlier today the Interim Chairperson of BWM Inc., my imposter niece Megan, announced that my brother Benjamin had ceased all communication with the Board of Directors of his company as well as his aforementioned adopted “daughter”.Continue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Responds to BWM Inc. Announcements”