BWM Inc. shaken by fallout from Sympathy for the Devil; Acting Director of Operations Shocker takes charge

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: BWM Inc. is still reeling from the explosive events of Sympathy for the Devil, which saw the stunning return of the Chairwoman Megan Mouse-Zayn, and the unexpected debut of her cousin, the enigmatic Uncle Howdy. The aftermath of Sympathy for the Devil has left the entire company in upheaval, and Acting DirectorContinue reading “BWM Inc. shaken by fallout from Sympathy for the Devil; Acting Director of Operations Shocker takes charge”

BWM Inc. releases additional information regarding Aftershock 2

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: After a closed-door meeting with AEW management, MVP has successfully argued that AEW World Heavyweight Champion “The Almighty” Bobby Lashley doesn’t get paid by the hour. As a result, history will be made this Sunday at Aftershock 2. For the first time ever, the AEW World Heavyweight Championship will be defended inContinue reading “BWM Inc. releases additional information regarding Aftershock 2”

BWM Inc. shares available talent for 2025 WOW Draft

Men: Brock LesnarGuntherDrew McIntyreR-TruthAustin TheoryGrayson WallerSensei Johnny LawrenceMiguel DiazRoderick StrongAdam ColeBrock AndersonOrange CassidyDarby Allin HookScott SteinerWardlowPacJames StormRobert RoodeMatt RiddleShawn SpearsBrian CageDexter LumisJungle Boy Jack PerryAnthony BowensBraun Strowman FandangoOmosRicochetJake HagarLance ArcherBig CassRybackKalistoDash WilderScott DawsonCameron GrimesJeff CobbScorpio SkyKazSammy GuevaraGran MetalikUmagYokozunaPetey WilliamsRobbie StormJesus Gonzales Knockouts: Sasha BanksNia JaxNyla RoseTrish StratusTiffany StrattonZelina VegaRaquel Rodriguez Piper NivenBritt BakerThunder RosaMelinaKaitlyn CameronMollyContinue reading “BWM Inc. shares available talent for 2025 WOW Draft”

BWM Inc. announces 2025 WOW Draft Exemptions

From Acting Director of Operations, Master Splinter: BWM Inc. is proud to announce that the conclusion of our third season, the first of the new era, has set a World of Wrestling ratings record! As the numbers come back, I can confirm that Exodus is now the highest rated show of all time. I’d alsoContinue reading “BWM Inc. announces 2025 WOW Draft Exemptions”

BWM Inc. Board of Directors issues rare public statement following Lenny Mouse’s remarks

Breaking News: This morning, the Board of Directors of BWM Inc. issued an official statement refuting the allegations made by Cash Mouse Enterprises’ acting director, Lenny Mouse. In his remarks, Mr. Mouse claimed that the professional wrestling press corps is unduly influenced by BWM Inc.’s subsidiary, All Elite Wrestling (AEW). The Board categorically denies theseContinue reading “BWM Inc. Board of Directors issues rare public statement following Lenny Mouse’s remarks”

AEW Announces Schedule for Remainder of 2024: Two Blockbuster Events to Close Out the Year

From the Desk AEW Head of Security, Big Bossman Following the explosive events of Dynamite 40: Sympathy for the Devil, AEW leadership has been working tirelessly to confront new and emerging threats within the company. With the shocking arrival of the Executioner adding to the chaos caused by Danhausen, the Boogeyman, the Harlem Turtles, andContinue reading “AEW Announces Schedule for Remainder of 2024: Two Blockbuster Events to Close Out the Year”

Megan Mouse-Zayn hosts impromptu press conference minutes before Dynamite hits the air

Megan Mouse-Zayn stands behind a podium, the BWM Inc. logo prominently displayed behind her. A sea of reporters and photographers are packed into the room, buzzing with curiosity. Megan adjusts her blazer, clears her throat, and speaks confidently into the microphone. Megan Mouse-Zayn: Thank you all for being here on such short notice. I knowContinue reading “Megan Mouse-Zayn hosts impromptu press conference minutes before Dynamite hits the air”

Megan Mouse-Zayn issues statement on Monday’s ratings battle

STANFORD, CT – August 14, 2024 – BWM Inc., the trailblazing force behind All Elite Wrestling, has officially recorded its first ratings loss of the 7th Era after an impressive streak of six consecutive wins. “I want to extend my sincere congratulations to my cousin Catherine Mouse and the members of the Triad on theirContinue reading “Megan Mouse-Zayn issues statement on Monday’s ratings battle”

Megan Mouse-Zayn announces “Dynamite 30: Cruel Summer”

STAMFORD, CT – Is there ever a more exciting time in the world of professional wrestling than the week before the World of Wrestling Draft and Starrcade? As you’re all aware, thanks to Sami Zayn, this year’s World of Wrestling Draft will be televised for the first time ever! On top of that, the ChairmanContinue reading “Megan Mouse-Zayn announces “Dynamite 30: Cruel Summer””