What do you mean this is my first column since September? What the hell have I been doing for the last six months?! I’d love to blame my absence on tariffs or the general chaos we’re all living through, but let’s be honest—I don’t understand the economy. Hell, call me Midget Hogan, because I alsoContinue reading “The Mop-Up (Week of March 16, 2025)”
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AEW Dynamite #044 [S03E18] (3.17.25)
Live from the Resch Center | Green Bay, WI | Crowd Size: 11,000 SEGMENT ONE As Dynamite comes onto the air, the camera follows behind a man walking through the locker room. As the camera pans up, we see that the man is WWE’s R-Truth! R-Truth struts through the locker room, nodding in approval asContinue reading “AEW Dynamite #044 [S03E18] (3.17.25)”
AEW Dynamite #43 [S03E17] (3.10.25)
Live from the Pinnacle Bank Arena | Omaha, NE | Crowd Size: 11,305 SEGMENT ONE The scene fades in on a cozy yet oddly tense therapist’s office. Behind the desk sits the familiar face of Dr. Shelby, who was last seen on AEW television in 2023, when he officiated a therapy session between Hulk HoganContinue reading “AEW Dynamite #43 [S03E17] (3.10.25)”
AEW Dynamite #42: Hell or High Water[S03E16] (3.3.25)
Live from the Wyoming Center at CAM-PLEX | Gilette, WY | Crowd Size: 9,208 SEGMENT ONE As Dynamite comes onto the air, we see a brief, static-filled shot of the infamous skyline that once loomed behind Benny Mouse’s desk. The image barely lasts a second before dissolving into the opening video package. As the packageContinue reading “AEW Dynamite #42: Hell or High Water[S03E16] (3.3.25)”
Molly Mouse hosts impromptu press conference
The scene opens in the BWM Inc. corporate office, where Molly Mouse stands behind a sleek podium, a BWM Inc. logo displayed behind her. A line of reporters sits before her, cameras flashing. Molly exhales sharply and leans into the microphone. Molly Mouse: Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press, and fans of AEW… AsContinue reading “Molly Mouse hosts impromptu press conference”
BWM Inc. Board of Directors issues rare public statement following Lenny Mouse’s remarks
Breaking News: This morning, the Board of Directors of BWM Inc. issued an official statement refuting the allegations made by Cash Mouse Enterprises’ acting director, Lenny Mouse. In his remarks, Mr. Mouse claimed that the professional wrestling press corps is unduly influenced by BWM Inc.’s subsidiary, All Elite Wrestling (AEW). The Board categorically denies theseContinue reading “BWM Inc. Board of Directors issues rare public statement following Lenny Mouse’s remarks”
AEW Dynamite #41: Elite Warfare [S03E15] (1.20.25)
Live from Lucas Oil Stadium | Indianapolis, IN | Crowd Size: 66,303 SEGMENT ONE The opening video is set to “Drink Before the War.” We see rapid fire cuts of superstars preparing for tonight’s 60-man, 3-ring Elite Warfare match as a narrator discusses their motivations. Narrator: War is upon us. Not the kind fought withContinue reading “AEW Dynamite #41: Elite Warfare [S03E15] (1.20.25)”
AEW Announces Schedule for Remainder of 2024: Two Blockbuster Events to Close Out the Year
From the Desk AEW Head of Security, Big Bossman Following the explosive events of Dynamite 40: Sympathy for the Devil, AEW leadership has been working tirelessly to confront new and emerging threats within the company. With the shocking arrival of the Executioner adding to the chaos caused by Danhausen, the Boogeyman, the Harlem Turtles, andContinue reading “AEW Announces Schedule for Remainder of 2024: Two Blockbuster Events to Close Out the Year”
AEW Dynamite #40: Sympathy for the Devil [S03E14] (10.28.24)
Live from Mercedes-Benz Stadium | Atlanta, GA | Crowd Size: 79,302 SEGMENT ONE As the fortieth episode of Dynamite hits the air, the camera is stationed outside of the arena, as a lavish red carpet leads to a grand wedding arch adorned with skulls, roses, and gothic chandeliers. Macho Man Randy Savage stands next toContinue reading “AEW Dynamite #40: Sympathy for the Devil [S03E14] (10.28.24)”
AEW Dynamite #39 [S03E13] (10.21.24)
Live from McKenzie Arena | Chattanooga TN | Crowd Size: 12,084 SEGMENT ONE The camera opens outside of McKenzie Arena in Chattanooga, moments after Megan Mouse-Zayn’s abrupt finish to her impromptu press conference. The back entrance ramp to the arena is lined with over three dozen local police officers, standing at attention under the watchfulContinue reading “AEW Dynamite #39 [S03E13] (10.21.24)”
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 