BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises negotiates a three way deal with HCW and BWM Inc.!

Mmouse Enterprises News Center

Knoxville, Tennessee

July 3, 2022

Reporting: Lawrence C. Mason

As of late last night, Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior negotiated a three way deal with the Chairwoman of BWM Inc., Megan Mouse, and the Interim President of HCW, Ted Brown. The deal frees up the contract of Bill Goldberg for a release from HCW so that he could be signed to AEW. This is in exchange for AEW forgoing any attempt at signing hot new star Thunderosa, who is making her way through the Central American independent scene. HCW’s part of the deal has been concealed for now, but details will come soon. Rumor has it that it involves Mmouse Enterprises using its vast resources to hire a free agent for the HCW roster in the near future.

Stay tuned for more updates as they come!

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