Mmouse Enterprises Headquarters Memphis, Tennessee May 6, 2024 1:20pm (LM = Lawrence Mason) *The spokesman for Mmouse Enterprises, Lawrence Mason approaches the podium* LM: Welcome, members of the press, I am sure that you are curious as to why Chairman Mouse has asked me to convene you all here today. I assure you that weContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Press Conference: Mickey offers thoughts on the coming “End of the Era””
Category Archives: The Vein
Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 33
Hi everyone, Lenny here, and I have to say that I am a bit more “tame” than you may be accustomed to tonight as I pen this. I had a very disorienting encounter with my older brother Vinny (not oldest, but older than me) last Monday, and I still don’t know what to make ofContinue reading “Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 33”
PWI Power Rankings as of May 1st, 2024
Rankings as of May 1, 2024 Men’s Division PWI Champion: Ted Dibiase Jr. (2 Days to Date) Premier Champion: Attitude (16 Days to Date) 1. Matt Cardona 2. Dragonfly 3. Bray Wyatt 4. Nick Jackson 5. Matt Jackson * Dragonfly’s World Title reign ended after a record-breaking 589 days Tag Division Champions: The Neck-Breakers (2Continue reading “PWI Power Rankings as of May 1st, 2024”
Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 32
Who’s got you when you need a good rub while reading a banger of a wrestling article? Me…wait, that is not what I meant…PUT IT AWAY!!! Oh God…I need to watch out how I phrase things. I know I have that slapping disorder, but I don’t need anyone else trying to lend me their…members… ANYWAYS,Continue reading “Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 32”
Special Report: 2024 WOW Draft Negotiations!
HOLA! Your favorite wrestling reporter/analyst/superfan here for a special report! Yes, yes, I know you were wanting the next installment of “Wrestling with Lenny”, but have no fear, my loyal followers and potential converts to Maxwellianism, that next volume will come by 2am tomorrow, as a mega-post with a review and preview! For now, though,Continue reading “Special Report: 2024 WOW Draft Negotiations!”
Press Release: News on the Global Conflict (4.25.24)
Mmouse Enterprises Headquarters #1 Memphis, Tennessee April 25, 2024 With the official establishment of the UWA faction – emerging as an alliance between the defecting PWI stars and the HCW talent wishing to stop Mickey’s plot as well as avoid the dark and corrupt vision of Ted Dibiase’s -, talent from either PWI or HCWContinue reading “Press Release: News on the Global Conflict (4.25.24)”
PWI Power Rankings as of April 25th, 2024
Rankings as of April 25, 2024 Men’s Singles Division PWI Champion: Dragonfly (585 Days to Date) Premier Champion: Attitude (10 Days to Date) 1. Matt Cardona 2. Ted Dibiase Jr. 3. Bray Wyatt 4. Slammer 5. Robert Roode Tag Division Champions: The Young Bucks (80 Days to Date) 1. Hell’s Fury 2. Neck-Breakers 3. DuctContinue reading “PWI Power Rankings as of April 25th, 2024”
The Week Starting Today: 4.22.24
I have been working on art all weekend, expressing my devotion to my newfound faith, so please forgive me (or don’t, I don’t care) for running up against my deadline here! WWE: Final Judgment is in the House WWE actually gave me a preview!! So, let’s see what we are working with here: oh, shit,Continue reading “The Week Starting Today: 4.22.24”
Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 31
Ok, I know. You’re all concerned about me, but I insist that I am ok. I will say more about this later, but I have decided to take advantage of my employer-imposed house arrest by writing lyrics for a rap album about my struggles as the high priest of Maxwellianism. After I make my firstContinue reading “Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 31”
PWI Power Rankings as of April 19th, 2024
Rankings as of April 19, 2024 Men’s Singles Division PWI Champion: Dragonfly (579 Days to Date) Premier Champion: Attitude (4 Days to Date) 1. Matt Cardona 2. Ted Dibiase Jr. 3. Bray Wyatt 4. Slammer 5. Robert Roode * Attitude became the first ever Premier Champion after winning the final Men’s Premier Athlete Tournament RouletteContinue reading “PWI Power Rankings as of April 19th, 2024”