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PWI Power Rankings as of May 7th, 2024

Rankings as of May 7, 2024 Men’s Division PWI Champion: Ted Dibiase Jr. (8 Days to Date) Premier Champion: Seth Rollins (1 Day to Date) 1. Matt Cardona 2. Dragonfly 3. Attitude 4. Bray Wyatt 5. Nick Jackson * Attitude’s Premier Title reign ended after 21 days Tag Division Champions: The Neck-Breakers (8 Days toContinue reading “PWI Power Rankings as of May 7th, 2024”

BREAKING NEWS: WWE Taking a Week Break

Breaking News 05/06/2024 CEO Murrey has announced that WWE will be taking this week off and returning next Monday on May 13th. Murrey stressed the importance of rest and relaxation. When asked by a reporter if it was true that he was taking a week long trip on his yacht to celebrate Johnny Lawrence losingContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: WWE Taking a Week Break”

Mmouse Enterprises Press Conference: Mickey offers thoughts on the coming “End of the Era”

Mmouse Enterprises Headquarters Memphis, Tennessee May 6, 2024 1:20pm (LM = Lawrence Mason) *The spokesman for Mmouse Enterprises, Lawrence Mason approaches the podium* LM: Welcome, members of the press, I am sure that you are curious as to why Chairman Mouse has asked me to convene you all here today. I assure you that weContinue reading “Mmouse Enterprises Press Conference: Mickey offers thoughts on the coming “End of the Era””

WWE Backlash 2024 (7.331667)

Backlash Results May 4, 2024 The camera pans over the electric crowd packed into the massive arena, the air thick with anticipation. Thunderous chants and cheers shake the rafters as blinding lights flicker across thousands of raised hands. “We’re live with a sold-out crowd for WWE Backlash!” Jerry Lawler’s voice booms over the pandemonium. “TheContinue reading “WWE Backlash 2024 (7.331667)”

Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 33

Hi everyone, Lenny here, and I have to say that I am a bit more “tame” than you may be accustomed to tonight as I pen this. I had a very disorienting encounter with my older brother Vinny (not oldest, but older than me) last Monday, and I still don’t know what to make ofContinue reading “Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 33”

WWE SD 5.3.24 (7.34125)

Smackdown Results 05/03/2024 Scene opens in the locker room. Doc Brown bursts through the door, wild-eyed and trailing wires. Doc Brown: Great Scott! Shinsuke, I’ve got to find you! Where are you? He hears the shower running and heads that way, pulling off his radiation suit as he goes. Doc Brown: Listen, there’s no timeContinue reading “WWE SD 5.3.24 (7.34125)”

WWE MNR (4.29.24) (7.325417) & NXT (4.30.24) (7.325)

RAW RESULTS 04/29/2024 Murrey stepped up to the podium, straightening his tie. He gave a warm smile to the reporters and camera crews assembled before him. “Thank you all for coming today. I’m sure there has been some confusion over the name ‘Murrey Entertainment’ and what the ‘ME’ stands for. I want to clarify thatContinue reading “WWE MNR (4.29.24) (7.325417) & NXT (4.30.24) (7.325)”

PWI Power Rankings as of May 1st, 2024

Rankings as of May 1, 2024 Men’s Division PWI Champion: Ted Dibiase Jr. (2 Days to Date) Premier Champion: Attitude (16 Days to Date) 1. Matt Cardona 2. Dragonfly 3. Bray Wyatt 4. Nick Jackson 5. Matt Jackson * Dragonfly’s World Title reign ended after a record-breaking 589 days Tag Division Champions: The Neck-Breakers (2Continue reading “PWI Power Rankings as of May 1st, 2024”

Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 32

Who’s got you when you need a good rub while reading a banger of a wrestling article? Me…wait, that is not what I meant…PUT IT AWAY!!! Oh God…I need to watch out how I phrase things. I know I have that slapping disorder, but I don’t need anyone else trying to lend me their…members… ANYWAYS,Continue reading “Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 32”

Special Report: 2024 WOW Draft Negotiations!

HOLA! Your favorite wrestling reporter/analyst/superfan here for a special report! Yes, yes, I know you were wanting the next installment of “Wrestling with Lenny”, but have no fear, my loyal followers and potential converts to Maxwellianism, that next volume will come by 2am tomorrow, as a mega-post with a review and preview! For now, though,Continue reading “Special Report: 2024 WOW Draft Negotiations!”