Live from Madison Square Garden | New York City, NY | Crowd Size: 22,000
SEGMENT ONE
As Dynamite hits the air, we’re treated to a split screen shot outside of the world famous Madison Square Garden, BWM Inc.’s “home away from home.”
On the left side of the screen is a luxurious black limousine, embroidered with the BWM Inc. logo on the side. The limousine pulls into the parking lot and comes to a stop.
On the right side of the screen, we see a similar situation with a sleek black SUV, rounding the corner before coming to a stop.
As the shots continue, Arn Anderson’s voice comes through on commentary.
Arn Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, we’re live from Madison Square Garden and we’re witnessing history in motion. In my nearly 25 years with this company, I cannot remember a time things have ever felt as tense as they do right now.
The limousines doors open and out steps BWM Inc. Chairman Benny Wade Mouse and the AEW Director of Operations Sami Zayn. Both men are dressed sharply in their Sunday’s best, as Menotaur exits last, following closely behind.
On the right of the screen, the iconic Master Splinter, The Harlem Turtles, and a weary Molly Mouse exit the SUV. The four walk with purpose towards the arena’s entrance.
Kevin Kelly: You can feel the gravity of the situation tonight, Arn. After months of investigations into Benny Mouse’s mental capacity, the Board of Directors will finally announce their decision on whether Benny is fit to lead the company he founded.
On the left side, the camera zooms in on Benny Mouse’s face – his expression washed with determination and apprehension. On the right side of the screen, Molly Mouse – still visibly shaken up from the shocking conclusion of last week’s Dynamite, grabs Splinter’s hand as they walk towards the arena Splinter himself helped make a global destination.
Arn Anderson: And what is going through the mind of Sami Zayn? He has hitched his wagon to Benny Mouse since arriving in All Elite Wrestling, and for his loyalty he has been put in the second highest position of power in the company.
Kevin Kelly: It was at the inaugural Starrcade when we first witnessed something off with Benny Mouse. He acted irrationally, demanding that Megan Mouse lead the company.
Arn Anderson: And lead the company she did, Kevin. It was in November of 2022 when Megan launched All Elite Wrestling to instant success, and then she spent the better part of a year trying to find her father. Even his closest confidants didn’t know where he was.
The cameras widen out, to an almost overhead shot of the two groups filling both sides of our screen.
Kevin Kelly: Last year at Starrcade, Benny Mouse made his shocking return, abducting Megan with the help of Sami Zayn. We haven’t seen or heard from Megan since, even though Splinter has worked valiantly to find out what’s happened to her.
Arn Anderson: While we’re still uncertain of Megan’s whereabouts, we did learn in January that Benny Mouse was diagnosed with dementia in 2008 or 2009, and has been hiding it from everyone, including the Board of Directors ever since. And later we learned that even before that, he falsified paternity results to emotionally abuse his daughter Megan, making her believe she was his step daughter and that he had done something noble in raising her!
Kevin Kelly: But tonight, we’ve been promised a resolution. The investigation is over, and the results are still to come tonight, exclusively on Dynamite!
Arn Anderson: You won’t want to change that channel or miss a second tonight, Kevin!
As the two sides reach their separate entrances, the cameras swivel behind both groups and linger as we get a shot of them entering the building. The cameras remain stationary as the groups enter on the left and right sides of our screen, slowly getting further and further away as they enter the Garden. The shot slowly dissolves and the opening video package for Dynamite plays.
The camera cuts to inside the Garden as the opening pyrotechnics light up the stage, signaling the official kickoff to another thrilling installment of AEW Dynamite. Before Kevin Kelly and Arn Anderson can say too much, they’re interrupted by the sounds of the Knockouts Champion’s music as Bianca Belair makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation. As the champ enters the squared circle, she grabs a microphone and tells them to cut her music.
Bianca Belair: Listen up, everybody! Now, I know Sami Zayn has set up a number one contenders match for tonight, but I gotta speak my truth.
Belair takes a beat, her expression softening as she addresses the crowd with sincerity.
Bianca Belair: I know there’s no such thing as friends in this industry. Everyone’s always looking for their opportunities, even at the expense of people they care about. But I’ve gotta keep it 100, Rowdy Ronda Rousey deserves a shot at this championship come Memorial Day weekend!
The crowd pops for Belair, who acknowledges Rousey’s hand in her victory at New Horizons.
Bianca Belair: We’ve heard her say it, but it is true – Rousey never lost this belt. And I’m not going to feel like the champion until I’ve given her the rematch that she’s been denied the last year and half. Holding this belt means I’m the best of the best, but in my heart there’s still a big question mark over what happens if Rousey and I go toe to toe, one on one. The fact is, I owe her a debt of gratitude for the role she played at New Horizons. If she hadn’t taken out Chyna, I’m not sure I’m standing in the world’s most famous arena as the Knockouts Champion.
Kevin Kelly: A touching acknowledgement from the champion for the gratitude she has for the Baddest Woman on the Planet.
Arn Anderson: It’s rare to see such humility from a champion, but it just goes to show the kind of person Bianca Belair is.
Belair’s expression shifts from sincerity to one of frustration as Sasha Banks’ music hits, signaling her entrance. Banks, accompanied by Chyna, struts down the ramp with a confident swagger, a microphone in hand. She enters the ring, her presence commanding attention as she interrupts Belair.
Sasha Banks: Hold up, hold up, hold up! Bianca, I gotta stop you right there, honey. You talk about Ronda Rousey like she’s some kind of saint, but let’s be real here. Rousey hasn’t earned anything in a long time. She’s been coasting off her past accomplishments as the EWA Knockouts Champion.
The crowd boos at Banks’ harsh words as Belair glares at her, her frustration mounting.
Bianca Belair: Now hold on just a minute, Sasha. Ronda may have suffered some setbacks lately, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t deserve—
Sasha Banks: Deserve what, Bianca? A free pass to the title? Nah, sorry, that’s not how it works. As the most recent former champion, I should be next in line for that title shot. I shouldn’t have to beat Ronda tonight to prove it, but if that’s what it takes, then so be it. Just like I’ve done before, I’ll do it again.
Belair grits her teeth, clearly irritated by Banks’ arrogance as Chyna stands menacingly beside her.
Bianca Belair: You think you can just walk in here and demand what you want, Sasha? You’ve got another thing coming if you think—
Sasha Banks: Oh, save it, Bianca. You may be the champ for now, but mark my words, after I beat Ronda tonight, Chyna here is gonna tear her limb from limb. And then, I’m coming for that title.
The crowd erupts in a mix of boos and cheers as tension fills the air between Belair and Banks. They’re both cut off as the familiar beats of “Paper Planes” by MIA echo throughout the arena, sending the crowd into a frenzy of excitement. Miss Athena Star, making her first appearance since her injury nearly two months ago, stands at the top of the ramp, a determined look on her face. The crowd erupts into chants of “Star” as Athena addresses both Bianca Belair and Sasha Banks in the ring.
Miss Athena Star: Bianca, I’ve got a lot of respect for you, girl. If anyone’s gonna lead the Knockouts Division in my absence, I’m glad it’s you. But here’s the thing, I’m not absent anymore!
She pauses, her gaze locking with Belair and Banks.
Miss Athena Star: I stood in this ring on New Year’s Day and promised that if 2024 was gonna be my last year in wrestling, it’d be my best. Well, I’m not about to sit back and watch from the sidelines any longer. As far as I’m concerned, I’m unbeaten this year, and that makes me the rightful number one contender! And I’m not the only one who feels that way, because management has added me to tonight’s main event!
The crowd erupts into cheers, fully supporting Star’s declaration. Belair and Banks exchange wary glances, realizing that the competition just got even fiercer with Star’s return.
Kevin Kelly: What a moment, folks! Miss Athena Star making her triumphant return to AEW Dynamite and throwing her hat into the ring for the number one contendership!
Match #1 | AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
Hangman Adam Page & Kenny Omega (C) vs. The Acolytes (Faarooq & Bradshaw)
The opening bell rings, signaling the start of the tag team championship match between Kenny Omega and Hangman Adam Page and the formidable duo of the Acolytes. Arn Anderson and Kevin Kelly provide commentary as the action unfolds in the ring.
Kevin Kelly: And here we go, folks! Our opening contest for the tag team championships is underway, with Kenny Omega and Hangman Adam Page defending against the Acolytes!
Arn Anderson: This match has been brewing for weeks, Kevin. Sami Zayn promised the Acolytes a shot at the titles in exchange for their allegiance, and tonight, they’re looking to capitalize on that opportunity.
The match kicks off with both teams jockeying for position, each looking for an opening. Omega and Faarooq lock up in the center of the ring, vying for control.
Kevin Kelly: Faarooq and Omega in a collar-and-elbow tie-up, testing each other’s strength early on.
Arn Anderson: Both men are powerhouses in their own right, Kevin. It’ll be interesting to see who gains the upper hand here.
Faarooq manages to overpower Omega, driving him back into the corner. He delivers a series of stiff forearm strikes to Omega’s chest, wearing him down.
Kevin Kelly: Faarooq with those brutal forearm shots in the corner! He’s trying to soften up Omega early on.
As the match progresses, both teams trade momentum back and forth, showcasing their unique styles of offense. Omega unleashes a series of quick strikes on Faarooq, staggering him. Omega is able to get the tag to Page, who attempts to enter the ring with a Buckshot, but Faarooq telegraphs it and drills him with a flapjack before tagging Bradshaw in.
With both Acolytes in the ring, they charge at Page for the double clothesline, but Page telegraphs it and ducks under before taking them both down with the crossbody block.
Arn Anderson: That’s the resilience of Hangman Adam Page, Kevin. He never gives up, even when the odds are stacked against him.
Page makes the tag to Omega, who has had some time to freshen up. He enters on the hot tag with lightening fast energy, stunning Bradshaw with his signature V-Trigger knee strike! Omega goes for the cover, but Faarooq makes the save at 2.99999!
Faarooq continues to assault Omega as Bradshaw recovers and the referee tries to get this chaos under control. Bradshaw hits Omega with the Clothesline from Hell, and then delivers a big boot to Page on the apron. Faarooq lifts Omega up and drills him to the mat with the Dominator!
Arn Anderson: This could be all she wrote for the champions!
Suddenly, the Authors of Pain’s music hits, and the Acolytes let up on the champions as they ready to defend themselves from the possible run-in. As they gear up for battle, Omega is barely able to crawl to his corner and tag Page in! Page seizes the moment and delivers a thunderous Buckshot Lariat to Faarooq, and Omega clears Bradshaw out of the ring with another V-Trigger! With the Authors of Pain smiling from the ramp, the champs make the cover…
The referee counts to three, and the arena erupts into cheers as Omega and Page retain their tag team championships!
Kevin Kelly: Omega and Page retain the titles! What an incredible match, and what an incredible opening to Dynamite!
Arn Anderson: They may have retained tonight, Kevin, but they definitely owe an assist to AOP!
Winners: Hangman Adam Page & Kenny Omega
Match Time: 12:30
As Page and Omega clear the ring and AOP retreat, the Acolytes seethe in frustration at their missed opportunity. Suddenly, the arena is plunged into darkness and the crowd erupts into murmurs of confusion and anticipation.
Kevin Kelly: What the hell is happening now? It’s pitch black in here!
Arn Anderson: I’ve got a bad feeling about this, Kevin.
As the lights flicker back on, the Acolytes are met with a terrifying sight. Standing in the center of the ring, towering over them like a living nightmare, is the 800-pound mastodon known as Armageddon! The Acolytes’ expressions morph from anger to sheer terror as they realize the danger they’re in.
Kevin Kelly: Oh my God! It’s Armageddon! The Acolytes are in serious trouble now!
Arn Anderson: They may have thought they got the short end of the stick with the Authors of Pain’s interference, but this is about to be a whole different level of punishment, Kevin!
Armageddon wastes no time and launches a relentless assault on both Faarooq and Bradshaw, his immense strength on full display as he manhandles them around the ring with ease. He lifts them both over his head simultaneously, showcasing his incredible power, before hurling them out of the ring like rag dolls, sending them flying over the barricade and into the crowd!!!
Kevin Kelly: Unbelievable! Armageddon just tossed the Acolytes into the third row like they were cruiserweights!
Arn Anderson: This is pure devastation, Kevin. The Acolytes are completely outmatched here.
The assault doesn’t stop there. Armageddon follows the Acolytes to the outside, retrieving them from the crowd and continuing his brutal onslaught. He smashes Faarooq through the announce table, leaving wreckage in his wake. Meanwhile, Bradshaw finds himself on the receiving end of Armageddon’s wrath as his arm is viciously snapped against the steel steps!
Kevin Kelly: This is absolute carnage, folks! Armageddon is decimating the Acolytes!
Arn Anderson: I’ve never seen anything like this, Kevin. Armageddon just shattered Bradshaw’s arm!
Just as it seems like Armageddon’s rampage will continue unchecked, a swarm of security guards rushes the ring, desperately trying to contain the behemoth. It takes nearly 30 guards to finally subdue Armageddon, but the damage has already been done. The Acolytes lie battered and broken on the arena floor, their bodies a testament to the sheer brutality of Armageddon’s assault.
Kevin Kelly: What a terrifying display of power from Armageddon! The Acolytes may never be the same after this!
SEGMENT TWO
Inside Benny Mouse’s office, the BWM Inc. Chairman’s eyes are glued to his monitor as he watches in horror as Armageddon decimates his henchmen. Sami Zayn, AEW Director of Operations, stands nearby, trying to reassure Benny in the midst of the chaos.
Benny Mouse: [terrified] This… this is madness! There’s no way I can go out to the ring tonight with that… that monster loose in the building!
Sami Zayn: [attempting to calm Benny] Benny, Benny, listen to me. The security guards are on it. They’re removing Armageddon from the building as we speak. We’ll be safe, I promise.
Benny Mouse is frantic.
Benny Mouse: But what if removal isn’t enough, Sami? What if he comes back? I want him arrested, prosecuted, I want him gone for good!
Sami Zayn: [reassuring] I understand, Benny. I’ll make sure everything’s taken care of. You have my word.
Benny’s worry doesn’t subside as he considers the vulnerable position they’re in without the protection of the Acolytes.
Benny Mouse: [anxiously] Without the Acolytes, we’re exposed tonight. Splinter, the Harlem Turtles, the Authors of Pain—they’re all in the building. Anything could happen!
Sami remains determined to pacify his boss and calm his fears.
Sami Zayn: Hey, we’ve been through worse, Benny. And I’m not gonna let anything bad happen to you, whether it’s at the hands of our enemies or the Board of Directors.
Benny looks at Sami with gratitude, touched by his loyalty and support.
Benny Mouse: [grateful] I don’t know what I did to deserve such a loyal friend, Sami. But I’m glad you’re in my corner tonight.
Sami Zayn: We’re family, Benny. And family looks out for each other. I’ll always have your back, no matter what.
AEW’s leaders share a warm embrace as the scene fades, Benny’s fears seemingly calmed for the time being.
The camera pans to a hospital room in Stanford, where the beeping of monitors fills the air, the only sound in the otherwise silent room. Midget Hogan lies unresponsive in the hospital bed, hooked up to various machines, his condition critical. Standing by his side, a look of anguish etched on his face, is Hulk Hogan, his heart heavy with worry for his friend.
Hulk Hogan: [distraught] Brother, I can’t lose you, man. Hang in there, Midget.
The camera widens to reveal Matt Riddle, another member of the High Minded group, standing next to Hulk, his hand resting on Hulk’s shoulder in a gesture of support.
Matt Riddle: [solemn] Hulk, I hate to say it, but Midge’s condition has worsened. The doctors think he swallowed a lot of water when the Usos sent that car into the lake last week.
Hulk Hogan: [anguished] Oh no, brother. Please tell me he’s gonna be okay. I can’t bear the thought of him being hurt like this.
Riddle’s expression mirrors Hulk’s distress as they both watch over their friend, wishing for a miracle.
Matt Riddle: [sympathetic] I know, Hulk. We’re all hoping for the best. But listen, man, you can’t blame yourself for what happened. None of us could have predicted the Usos’ attack.
Hulk Hogan: [regretful] I know, brother, but Kevin Nash warned us we were playing with fire. I can’t shake this feeling that if we hadn’t given Midge such a hard time about his crush on Lady Love, maybe he wouldn’t have been alone when the Usos struck. We should’ve been there to have his back.
Riddle nods in understanding, sharing in Hulk’s sense of remorse.
Matt Riddle: I hear you, Hulkster. But dwelling on what we could’ve done differently isn’t gonna help little man. What’s important is that we’re here for him now, and we’re gonna do everything in our power to support him through this.
Hulk’s expression hardens with determination as he looks towards Midget Hogan’s still form.
Hulk Hogan: [resolute] You’re right, Riddle. And you know what else? The Bloodline may think they’ve won this battle, but they haven’t seen the last of us. The Usos may be suspended for now, but that’s not enough. We need to get revenge on the Bloodline for what they’ve done to Midge.
Riddle’s eyes flash with fury as he nods in agreement, ready to stand by Hulk’s side in seeking retribution.
Matt Riddle: Damn right, Hulk. The Bloodline crossed a line, and they’re gonna pay for it. We’ll make sure of that.
As the scene fades, Hulk Hogan and Matt Riddle stand united in their resolve, determined to extract revenge on the Bloodline for the harm they’ve inflicted on their friend and manager, Midget Hogan.
The camera returns to ringside where Arn Anderson and Kevin Kelly address the somber news surrounding Midget Hogan’s condition.
Kevin Kelly: As we just saw, we have an unfortunate update regarding Midget Hogan’s condition. Despite showing signs of improvement last week, we’ve received word that he has since fallen into a coma.
Arn Anderson: That’s right, Kevin. Midget Hogan’s condition has taken a turn for the worse, and it’s unclear at this time what his recovery will look like. Our thoughts are with him, his loved ones, and High Minded during this difficult time.
Kevin Kelly: In light of the incident involving the Usos last week, AEW management has taken action. The Usos have been suspended for the remainder of the season, pending a reassessment of their status with the company following the World of Wrestling Draft.
Arn Anderson: This is a serious situation, folks. The safety and well-being of our talent are of the utmost importance, and AEW is taking swift and decisive action to address any issues of misconduct or negligence.
Kevin Kelly: We’ll be sure to keep you updated on any developments regarding Midget Hogan’s condition and the status of the Usos. Now, switching gears, we’re getting set for the in-ring debut of the Ring General Gunther as he will go one on one with Malaki Black!
Match #2 | Exhibition Match
‘The Ring General’ Gunther vs. Malaki Black
As Malaki Black makes his way to the ring, Arn Anderson and Kevin Kelly discuss the significance of this upcoming bout.
Kevin Kelly: Well, would you look at that, Arn? It’s been a while since we’ve seen Malakai Black in action here in AEW.
Arn Anderson: You’re absolutely right, Kevin. This is Black’s first appearance in 2024, and you can bet he’s looking to make a statement tonight.
Kevin Kelly: And what a statement it would be, Arn. Black has always had what it takes to captivate audiences. Tonight, he’s got the chance to remind everyone of his potential. He was exempted by AEW in last year’s draft, and though we haven’t seen much of the House of Black, I feel it’s just a matter of time before that powerful group picks up some momentum.
Arn Anderson: That’s the thing, Kevin. I’ve always told talent that it’s not about how much TV time you get, it’s about how you use it. Whether you’re in the ring for two minutes or twenty, the goal is always the same—to leave an impression and better your spot on the card.
Kevin Kelly: And you can bet Black will be looking to do just that tonight. A win against the debuting Gunther would be a massive boost for his fledgling career here in AEW.
Arn Anderson: This is his chance to remind everyone why he’s the master of the dark arts, and I have a feeling he’s not going to let it slip away.
Gunther’s music hits, reverberating throughout the arena as he steps onto the stage, his presence commanding attention. The crowd showers him with boos as he makes his way to the ring.
Kevin Kelly: And here comes the Ring General! The former WWE European Champion making his presence felt once again here on Dynamite.
Arn Anderson: It was just two weeks ago when Gunther shocked the world by targeting the TV Champion Cody Rhodes and tossing that prestigious European Championship in the trash.
Kevin Kelly: We’ve both both been in this industry for a very long time, and I can honestly say I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Gunther’s actions sent shockwaves throughout the wrestling world.
Arn Anderson: And let’s not forget what Gunther said last week, Kevin. He made it clear that he came to AEW because this is where new talent thrives. He took shots at both PWI and WWE for what he perceived as wasting his talents.
Kevin Kelly: That’s for sure, Arn. Gunther has come here with a chip on his shoulder and a point to prove. He’s not here to make friends or play nice. He’s here to dominate All Elite Wrestling.
As the bell sounds, Malakai Black wastes no time as he charges at Gunther, unleashing a flurry of lightning-fast martial arts kicks aimed at his opponent’s midsection and limbs.
Kevin Kelly: Black wasting no time as he targets Gunther with those educated feet of his!
Arn Anderson: Black’s striking ability is second to none, Kevin. He’s looking to overwhelm Gunther early on.
However, Gunther’s resilience is on full display as he absorbs Black’s kicks without flinching. With a determined look in his eyes, Gunther retaliates with a series of vicious knife-edged chops that echo throughout the arena, leaving Black’s chest purple and bruised.
Kevin Kelly: Oh, what a response from Gunther! Those knife-edged chops are absolutely devastating!
Gunther seizes the momentum by whipping Black into the ropes, preparing to unleash one of his patented moves, the Burning Lariat.But Black proves to be one step ahead, ducking under Gunther’s outstretched arm at the last moment. With lightning-fast reflexes, Black counters with a swift German Suplex, snapping Gunther over and bridging into a pin.
Kevin Kelly: Incredible counter by Black! He’s going for the pin!
Arn Anderson: Gunther kicks out before the ref can even start the count! That’s the resilience we’ve come to expect from the former European Champion!
Undeterred, Gunther quickly rolls to his feet, determination etched on his face. He charges at Black once again, this time aiming to connect with the devastating Burning Lariat.
Arn Anderson: And he connects! Black is folded in half by the sheer force of that blow!
As Black struggles to regain his bearings, Gunther wastes no time, unleashing a devastating Shotgun Dropkick that sends Black crashing to the mat.
Gunther maintains his relentless assault on Malakai Black, showing no signs of letting up. He hoists Black up for a powerbomb and drops him hard onto the mat. He scoops him up again and transitions seamlessly into the Last Symphony.
Kevin Kelly: Oh my! Gunther with the Last Symphony! He’s making a statement here tonight on Dynamite!
Arn Anderson: And just listen to that crowd, Kevin. They’re not happy about it one bit!
With Black at his mercy, Gunther takes a moment to taunt the crowd, proclaiming himself as the best technician in the world to a chorus of boos. But Black refuses to stay down, displaying a remarkable show of resilience as he kips up and locks on his submission hold, the Anti Cross! However, a mere seconds later, Gunther powers out of it!
As Black attempts to regain control with his signature spinning kick, the Black Mass, Gunther stays one step ahead, ducking under the attack and delivering a devastating boot to Black’s midsection.
Kevin Kelly: Black Mass countered by Gunther! What a reversal!
Arn Anderson: And now Gunther follows up with yet another powerbomb! He’s relentless!
This time, however, Gunther doesn’t release Black after the powerbomb. Instead, he transitions into a pinning position, securing the three-count as the referee’s hand slaps the mat for the final time.
Arn Anderson: Despite Black’s valiant efforts, Gunther barely broke a sweat tonight, Kevin. A statement victory for the Ring General!
Winner: Gunther
Match Time: 9:02
SEGMENT THREE
As the broadcast returns from a commercial break, the cameras capture Gunther making his way backstage through the gorilla position. AEW Correspondent and host of Dark, Renee Young, approaches him, microphone in hand, eager to get his thoughts on his impressive victory over Malakai Black.
Renee Young: Gunther, congratulations on your statement victory tonight against Malakai Black. What are your thoughts on your dominant performance?
Gunther stops in his tracks, turning to face Renee with a steely gaze, his expression one of unwavering determination
Gunther: I don’t waste my time thinking about losers.
With that curt response, the Ring General starts to walk away, leaving Renee Young baffled and at a loss for words. But his attempt to walk away is abruptly halted as he’s confronted by none other than the AEW Television Champion, Cody Rhodes, the tension between them boiling as they engage in a heated staredown.
Cody Rhodes: Gunther, we’ve got some unfinished business, don’t we?
Gunther remains silent, his gaze locked on Cody as he listens intently to what the Television Champion has to say.
Cody Rhodes: I’ve heard you’ve been talking a lot of shit about me, Gunther. You claim to let your work in the ring do the talking, but it seems like you’ve had plenty to say about the American Nightmare lately.
Gunther’s lips curl into a sneer as he scoffs at Cody’s words.
Gunther: Cody Rhodes, you’re nothing but gum stuck to the shoe of the Ring General. You should just hand over that title now and go join your former tag partner, Ted DiBiase, over in PWI where you belong.
As tensions escalate between Cody Rhodes and Gunther, the camera widens to reveal Swerve Strickland entering the scene, his presence adding another layer of intensity to the confrontation
Swerve Strickland: Hold up, hold up! Speaking of unfinished business, I’ve got some of my own with both of you.
All eyes turn to Swerve as he steps forward, his gaze flickering between Cody and Gunther.
Swerve Strickland: I want a rematch for that TV Championship, Cody. And if I have to go through Gunther to get to you at Retribution, then so be it. I’m challenging Gunther to a match next week to determine the number one contender!
Gunther’s expression hardens at Swerve’s challenge, a glint of determination in his eyes as he sizes up his potential opponent.
Gunther: You’re signing your own death wish, Strickland.
With that ominous warning, Gunther turns and walks away, leaving Swerve and Cody to stare each other down as the scene fades to black, setting the stage for a high-stakes showdown next week.
The scene transitions to the world-famous Rick’s Cabaret dance club, located just down the road from AEW Dynamite at Madison Square Garden. The atmosphere is electric, as neon lights and pulsating music set the stage for an unforgettable night. The club’s emcee, with a playful tone, hypes up the crowd for the next act.
Emcee: Alright, folks! Get ready to witness a spectacle like no other! Coming up next is a true gem in the world of entertainment. She’s not just famous, she’s fabulous! When she’s not dominating the ring, she’s dazzling the stage! Give it up for the one, the only, the absolutely fabulous and iconic… Lady Love!
The crowd erupts into applause, eagerly awaiting Lady Love’s entrance. With a twirl and a flourish, Lady Love takes the stage in an extravagant yet risqué dress, exuding confidence and charm.
Lady Love: [with a deep, booming voice] Thank you, darlings! It’s a pleasure to be here tonight, bringing a little sparkle and sass to Rick’s Cabaret!
As the music kicks in, Lady Love launches into her performance, dazzling the audience with her signature moves and infectious energy. With each shimmy and shake, she has the crowd eating out of the palm of her hand.
As Lady Love’s electrifying performance continues, she surprises the audience by ripping away part of her dress to reveal lace undergarments, sending the crowd into a frenzy of excitement. With a mischievous grin, she sashays out into the crowd, captivating everyone with her irresistible charm.
Emcee: Oh, my! Looks like Lady Love’s turning up the heat tonight, folks! Hold onto your hats!
Lady Love wastes no time in getting up close and personal with her fans, delighting them with sultry lap dances that leave them cheering for more. But just as she prepares to take things to the next level, chaos erupts in the club.
Out of nowhere, the Usos, Jimmy and Jey, burst onto the scene from the crowd, launching a vicious assault on Lady Love. With lightning speed, they deliver a devastating double superkick that sends Lady Love crashing to the ground!!!
Screams echo throughout the club, as the patrons scramble in panic. The Usos scoop up chairs from the front row, and arm themselves with the unforgiving steel. The Usos continue their ruthless attack, raining down blows on Lady Love as she lies defenseless on the ground in a pool of her own blood. Despite the efforts of security to intervene, the damage has been done.
Staff at Rick’s Cabaret rush to provide medical aid to Lady Love as the Usos smirk triumphantly, knowing they’ve made their mark. With Lady Love’s performance cut short and the club in disarray, the Usos are eventually removed by security as the scene fades.
As our cameras return to the Garden, we’re backstage and we catch the sight of Paul Heyman emerging from the locker room of Darby Allin and Sting, with a look of satisfaction on his face. To Heyman’s surprise, he stumbles right into the path of the Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns!
Roman Reigns: There you are, I’ve been looking for you. What are you doing lurking around here?
Pau Heyman: [caught off guard] Roman, my Tribal Chief, I was just… uh… you know… taking care of a little business.
Roman Reigns: What business could you possible have with Sting and Darby Allin? Are you still freaking out about Brock Lesnar?
Heyman seems concerned by Roman’s direct questioning, scrambling to reassure his Tribal Chief.
Paul Heyman: Roman, I need you to trust me. I can multitask, that’s why you hired me. I’m just making sure all our bases are covered.
Roman’s expression remains stoic as he listens to Heyman’s explanation, clearly expecting more from his trusted advisor.
Roman Reigns: Heyman, I need your complete focus. With the Usos suspended, the Bloodline is hindered. We can’t afford any distractions.
Heyman nods, understanding the gravity of the situation, and assures Roman that he’s been working tirelessly to secure an AEW World Heavyweight Championship shot for Reigns, collaborating with Sami Zayn to finalize the deal despite MJF’s protests. He puts his hand on Roman’s shoulders to calm him as he leans in.
Paul Heyman: Don’t worry, Roman. I’ve got it all under control. After Memorial Day Weekend, we’ll be celebrating with the World Heavyweight Championship around your waist. You can count on me.
Roman’s demeanor softens slightly as he hears Heyman’s assurances, a faint smirk tugging at the corner of his lips.
Roman Reigns: That’s what I like to hear, Paul. Get it done.
Heyman nods confidently, his determination evident as he promises to deliver on his word. With a sense of purpose, Roman acknowledges Heyman’s commitment, knowing that with his advisor’s expertise, the Bloodline’s path to dominance is all but assured.
Match #3 | Exhibition Match
The Miz vs. ‘The American Dragon’ Bryan Danielson
Arn Anderson: We’re gearing up for what promises to be an intriguing match-up between Bryan Danielson and The Miz. Both men have had their fair share of setbacks lately.
Kevin Kelly: That’s right, Arn. The Miz hasn’t found much success in the tag division since reuniting with Johnny Morrison, his former Elite partner. And Bryan Danielson has been struggling to regain his footing after losing the AEW World Heavyweight Championship at New Horizons.
Arn Anderson: Last week, Danielson attempted to mend fences with AJ Styles, Adam Page, and Kenny Omega, but it seems his actions at Genesis have left a sour taste in their mouths. Betrayal is a tough pill to swallow, especially in this business.
Kevin Kelly: Genuine friendships can be hard to come by in the world of professional wrestling. Even iconic duos like Splinter and Slammu have had their ups and downs over the years.
The bell sounds and the Miz immediately charges at Danielson with full force. However, Danielson proves to be one step ahead, deftly countering The Miz’s aggression with a lightning-fast series of Japanese arm drags that leave his opponent reeling.
Arn Anderson: The former AEW World Heavyweight Champion is showing off that technical prowess early on, Kev. Miz needs to watch himself here.
Despite the initial setback, The Miz quickly regains his composure and retaliates with a brutal whip, sending Danielson crashing hard into the corner and spilling out of the ring to the unforgiving floor below. Seizing the opportunity, Miz rebounds off the ropes and executes a picture-perfect baseball slide dropkick, catching Danielson square in the chest and sending him sprawling.
Kevin Kelly: Smart strategy by the Miz, taking the fight directly to Danielson!
Undeterred by the onslaught, Danielson digs deep and summons his resilience, retaliating with a sudden and devastating DDT that leaves The Miz stunned. With the momentum shifting in his favor, Danielson wastes no time in taking the fight to the outside, perching himself on the apron before launching himself into the air with a patented double knee strike, connecting squarely with The Miz.
Arn Anderson: Bryan Danielson with a thunderous DDT! And now, a double knee strike from the apron!
Danielson rolls Miz back into the ring and wastes no time in seizing the opportunity to continue his assault. Scaling the ropes with precision, Danielson prepares to unleash a diving headbutt from the top rope, aiming to deal a decisive blow to his opponent below. However, The Miz proves to be one step ahead, rolling out of harm’s way just in the nick of time, causing Danielson to crash hard into the canvas below!
Kevin Kelly: Danielson going for the diving headbutt, but The Miz wisely rolls out of the way!
As Bryan Danielson sits up, dazed from the impact, The Miz bounces off the ropes with lightning speed, connecting with a devastating low boot to Danielson’s face, sending him sprawling back to the mat. As Danielson struggles to regain his footing, The Miz isn’t done yet. With a sinister grin, Miz adds insult to injury by unleashing his own variation of Danielson’s “Yes” kicks, delivering a rapid-fire barrage of strikes to Danielson’s kneeling form.
As the relentless exchange of blows between Bryan Danielson and The Miz reaches a fever pitch, Danielson seizes a critical moment to turn the tide in his favor. With impeccable timing, he catches The Miz mid-kick, snatching his leg and swiftly transitioning into the excruciating Achilles Lock. The Miz’s anguished cries echo throughout the arena as he desperately reaches for the ropes, ultimately managing to grasp hold and force the referee to intervene, breaking the hold!
As both competitors regroup, they waste no time in locking up once again, the intensity of their battle escalating with each passing moment. Miz attempts to whip Danielson into the corner, but in a sudden burst of agility and athleticism, Bryan Danielson uses The Miz’s momentum against him, utilizing the force of the whip to propel himself onto the top rope. With lightning speed, he executes a gravity-defying backflip over The Miz, catching him by surprise with a thunderous sit-out clothesline that sends Miz crashing to the mat!
Arn Anderson: That’s the kind of innovation we’ve come to expect from Danielson, Kevin. He’s always one step ahead of his opponents!
As Danielson attempts to execute a German suplex, Miz rolls through and whips him into the corner with authority, setting the stage for one of his trademark maneuvers.
With a burst of momentum, The Miz charges towards Danielson, unleashing his signature Awesome Clothesline with full force. The impact reverberates throughout the ring as Danielson absorbs the blow, his resilience put to the ultimate test in the heat of battle.
With Bryan Danielson reeling from The Miz’s devastating Awesome Clothesline, Miz seizes the opportunity to maintain his momentum, swiftly executing his trademark neckbreaker into a backbreaker combo. Danielson grimaces in pain as he struggles to regain his bearings, but Miz shows no mercy, pressing his advantage as he stalks his opponent.
Kevin Kelly: The Miz with a brutal combination! He’s really taking it to Danielson here! An absolute stellar performance here tonight from the Miz, who desperately needed a match like this this to rebound!
As Danielson staggers to his feet, The Miz moves in for the kill, positioning himself behind his opponent and preparing to unleash his signature Skull Crushing Finale. But Danielson, ever the tactician, sees it coming and reacts with lightning speed, countering Miz’s maneuver with a well-executed hip toss that sends Miz crashing to the mat
Arn Anderson: What a counter! Danielson’s not out of this one just yet!
With Miz stunned by the sudden reversal, Danielson wastes no time in capitalizing on his advantage. He propels himself into the ropes, building up momentum before launching himself towards Miz with incredible velocity. The impact of Danielson’s Busaiku Knee strikes Miz with pinpoint accuracy, nearly taking his head off!
Kevin Kelly: Oh my goodness! What a knee from Danielson! Miz might be out cold!
With Miz reeling from the punishing blow, Danielson seizes the opportunity to lock in his signature submission hold, the LaBelle Lock. Miz struggles valiantly, but the pain is too much to bear, and he has no choice but to tap out, conceding defeat to Bryan Danielson!
Arn Anderson: It’s all over, Kevin! The Miz is trapped! He has no choice but to tap out!
Winner: ‘The American Dragon’ Bryan Danielson
Match Time: 17:55
SEGMENT FOUR
As we return from our final commercial break of the evening, the dynamic duo of Internet Champion Logan Paul and AEW World Heavyweight Champion Maxwell Jacob Friedman are engaged in a conversation, their camaraderie evident as they share a moment of banter.
Logan Paul: Broooo! Welcome back, buddy. Hope you enjoyed that much-needed break last week.
MJF: Thanks, Logan. I would’ve enjoyed it more if I didn’t have to witness Wardlow’s embarrassing defeat to Roman Reigns in my absence.
Logan Paul: Yeah, that was rough. It’s hard to find good help these days… But hey, speaking of Roman, looks like he’s gunning for a title shot at Retribution. Can you believe that?
MJF: [smirking] Oh, I can believe it, Logan. Reigns seems to think he’s entitled to everything. But let’s be real here, he doesn’t deserve it.
Logan Paul: [chuckling] You got that right. Dude really owes a debt of gratitude to Paul Heyman. I mean, let’s face it, without Heyman, he’d just be another Tribal Queef.
As Logan Paul and MJF share a laugh, the camera subtly shifts to reveal Wardlow standing a few feet behind MJF, a somber expression etched on his face as he bears the weight of a sign hanging around his neck.
MJF: [To Logan] Good catching up, buddy. But looks like I’ve got some business to attend to.
With a heavy sigh, MJF turns to face Wardlow, his demeanor shifting from lighthearted to serious in an instant. He approaches Wardlow, his eyes cold and steely as he reads the sign draped around his neck, which bluntly states “I’m Worthless.”
MJF: Every time I count on you to pull through, Wardlow, you fail me. And I’m tired of it. That’s why I’m demoting you. From now on, Big Poppa Pump is my number one security guard.
Despite Wardlow’s attempts to explain himself, MJF cuts him off with a sharp slap across the face, his voice dripping with disappointment and frustration.
MJF: I don’t want to hear your excuses, Wardlow. You’ve had your chances, and you’ve blown them every time. Consider this your final warning. Your next failure will be your last. And if that happens, you may as well throw your name in for the World of Wrestling Draft. Not that anyone else would even have you.
With that ultimatum hanging in the air, MJF turns on his heel and begins to walk away, leaving Wardlow standing alone, his expression crestfallen.
MJF: [over his shoulder] Stay where you are, Wardlow. And think long and hard about how you’re going to stop being such a disappointment. I’m going to my locker room to check out a video of a sermon some dude named Reverend Lenny sent me.
Match #4 | Number One Contendership for the Knockouts Championship
Sasha Banks w/ Chyna vs. Miss Athena Star vs. ‘Rowdy’ Ronda Rousey
Arn Anderson: Well, Kevin, it feels like a lifetime ago when Miss Athena Star made her triumphant return at the start of the show. And now, here she is, vying for a shot at the Knockouts Championship.
Kevin Kelly: Absolutely, Arn. Tonight has been one hell of a ride, and it’s not over yet! We’ve seen twists, turns, and surprises at every corner.
Arn Anderson: Absolutely, Kev. And this main event is no exception. Three former Knockouts Champions going head-to-head for a chance to reclaim the gold.
Kevin Kelly: It’s a rare opportunity, Arn. And with so much at stake, you can bet these competitors will leave it all in the ring tonight.
Arn Anderson: That’s the beauty of AEW, Kevin. Anything can happen, and tonight has proven that in spades. But let’s not forget, right after this match, we’ve still got the results of the Board of Directors investigation into Benny Mouse!
In the center of the ring, the tension is mounting as the three former champions stand ready for battle. Ronda Rousey, Sasha Banks, and Miss Athena Star lock eyes, each determined to emerge victorious and earn a shot at the Knockouts Championship.
Kevin Kelly: And here we go! It’s a big fight feel here in the main event of Dynamite as the three pillars of the Knockouts Divsion are set to leave it all in the ring!
The bell tolls, and the match erupts into a flurry of action. Rousey and Banks waste no time engaging in a fierce exchange of strikes, their blows echoing throughout the arena. Meanwhile, Athena Star bides her time, observing her opponents with a calculated gaze.
Arn Anderson: Star seems content to let Rousey and Banks soften each other up. Smart strategy from the veteran competitor.
It isn’t long before Star gets involved, targeting Rousey. Rousey gains the upper hand with her MMA background, executing a series of lightning-fast arm drags that send Star to the outside. Banks seizes the opportunity to strike, delivering a punishing kick to Rousey’s midsection followed by a snap suplex that rattles the former champion.
Banks tries to follow up with another suplex, but Rousey reverses it, catching Banks with a modified belly to belly/jujitsu throw that sends Banks crashing to the mat, leaving her vulnerable in the center of the ring. Rousey can’t seem to help herself as she switches gears, turning her sights back to Athena Star and heading to the outside.
Kevin Kelly: The absence of countouts or disqualifications certainly changes the dynamic of this match, Arn. Chyna’s presence adds an extra layer of complexity for both Rousey and Star.
On the outside, Star finds herself on the receiving end of Rousey’s relentless assault. The former MMA champion unloads mercilessly on Star, before both women are taken down as Sasha Banks flies off the top rope connecting with a double Meteora!
Banks rolls Rousey back into the ring and unleashes a barrage of stomps to Rousey’s head. But Rousey refuses to stay down, summoning her strength and determination to mount a counterattack. With lightning speed, she seizes Banks’ foot and locks in an ankle lock, catching her opponent off guard.
Kevin Kelly: Rousey with the ankle lock! Banks is in trouble now!
Banks grimaces in pain as Rousey applies pressure to her ankle, her face contorted with agony. But before Rousey can secure the submission victory, Star storms into the ring, breaking up the hold and thwarting Rousey’s momentum.
Star attempts to assert her dominance in the ring, targeting Rousey with a powerbomb. But Rousey, ever the opportunist, counters with lightning-fast reflexes, turning the tables on her opponent with a reversal into a hanging arm bar.
Kevin Kelly: Incredible reversal by Rousey! She’s got Star locked in that arm bar!
As Star writhes in pain, Rousey’s submission hold tightens, applying excruciating pressure to her opponent’s arm.
Just as Star finds herself on the brink of tapping out to Rousey’s devastating arm bar, Banks swoops in to break up the submission attempt. With the momentum swinging back in her favor, Banks wastes no time unleashing her own offensive onslaught.
Kevin Kelly: Banks with the Three Amigos! She’s taking control of this match!
But before Banks can capitalize on her momentum, Star retaliates with a thunderous clothesline, aiming to regain the upper hand. However, Banks proves to be one step ahead, ducking under the incoming attack and countering with her signature Backstabber maneuver.
Arn Anderson: Banks with the Backstabber! She’s not letting up for a second!
As Banks sets her sights on finishing off her opponent, she glances toward Chyna at ringside, signaling for a steel chair. With the prospect of a brutal weapon entering the fray, the sold-out crowd in the garden is reaching a fever point!
But just as Chyna moves to retrieve the chair, an unexpected twist unfolds. The Knockouts Champion, Bianca Belair, emerges from the crowd, rushing to Banks’ aid and thwarting Chyna’s interference.
Arn Anderson: It’s Belair! The Knockouts Champion is here to even the odds!
Kevin Kelly: Just like Rousey did for Belair at New Horizons, Belair is returning the favor here tonight!
With Banks momentarily distracted by the chaos unfolding on the outside, Rousey seizes the opportunity to strike. With intense speed, she spears Banks to the mat and seamlessly transitions into the iconic Piper’s Pit maneuver, hoisting Banks up onto her shoulders.
Kevin Kelly: Rousey with the Piper’s Pit! She’s looking to end this match right here!
But Rousey isn’t finished yet. With ruthless efficiency, she follows up with an Exploder Suplex, sending Banks crashing down onto the canvas, her head taking the full brunt of the impact.
Arn Anderson: What a manuever! Banks was dropped right on her head, I think she’s out cold!
Before Rousey can capitalize on her impressive display of dominance, Star reenters the fray, launching herself back into the action with an explosive spinning wheel kick that nearly takes Rousey’s head off!
Fueled by the electric energy of the crowd, Star presses her advantage, hoisting Rousey up for a gut-wrench powerbomb that leaves the former champion reeling in agony.
Arn Anderson: Athena Star is on fire, and this capacity crowd is losing their shit!
With the crowd roaring in approval, Star channels her momentum into a high-risk maneuver, ascending to the ropes and launching herself off with pinpoint precision. The impact of her 4:20 splash reverberates throughout the arena as she crashes down onto Rousey, covering her for the pinfall.
Kevin Kelly: The 4:20 splash! Star’s signature move could spell the end for Rousey!
In a heart-stopping moment, the referee’s hand slams down for the third and final count, sealing Star’s victory. But the drama doesn’t end there, as Rousey defiantly gets her shoulder up just a split second too late, narrowly missing out on a potential comeback!
Arn Anderson: What a match! Star with the victory, but Rousey came oh so close to turning the tide at the last moment!
Kevin Kelly: An absolutely iconic main event to Dynamite! We’ll be talking about this one for years to come!
Arn Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, don’t go anywhere, the Board of Director’s verdict into the investigations into BWM Inc. Chairman Benny Mouse is up next!
Winner: Miss Athena Star
Match Time: 25:41
“Voices” by Disturbed hits and the crowd erupts into a thunderous ovation as the hometown hero, the legendary Master Splinter steps into the spotlight. At his side is Molly Mouse, the ex-wife of Benny Mouse and a member of the Board of Directors. Though the crowd’s roar would normally bring a smile to Splinter’s face, he remains steadfast as he exudes an aura of unwavering determination, his eyes fixed on the task at hand.
Kevin Kelly: Splinter looks absolutely resolute tonight, Arn. You can feel the anticipation in the air as he prepares to address the outcome of the investigation into Benny Mouse.
Arn Anderson: That’s right, Kevin. After months of scrutiny and speculation, it seems the moment of truth has finally arrived for BWM Inc. and its controversial Chairman.
As Splinter stands poised in the center of the ring, all eyes are on him, the anticipation building with each passing moment. With the fate of Benny Mouse hanging in the balance, the wrestling world waits with bated breath for the verdict from the Board of Directors.
Splinter’s gaze is steady as he addresses the expectant crowd.
Master Splinter: Ladies and gentlemen, before I proceed with the announcement from the Board of Directors, there’s someone who needs to be here. Benny Mouse, I need you to join me in the ring.
The arena falls into a hush, the audience waiting for Benny Mouse’s appearance.
The tension and anticipation continues to build as for a moment, it appears as if Benny Mouse isn’t coming. But then, the hush that fell over the crowd is replaced as the familiar strains of “Metalingus” fill the arena, signaling Benny Mouse’s arrival.
Amidst a chorus of boos, Benny Mouse emerges from the curtain, his demeanor stoic despite the overwhelming disapproval from the crowd. He strides purposefully towards the ring, his presence commanding attention as he steps through the ropes.
Arn Anderson: Well, well, well, Kevin. Look who finally decided to show up. Benny Mouse, strutting out here all by himself… something tells me this isn’t going to end well.
Kevin Kelly nods in agreement, his voice barely audible over the cacophony of boos.
Kevin Kelly: You can barely hear yourself think over this crowd, Arn. Benny Mouse walking out here alone definitely doesn’t bode well.
Splinter’s expression is composed as Benny Mouse steps into the ring, his entrance met with a deafening chorus of boos and a resounding “You Suck!” chant from the crowd.
Benny Mouse and Splinter stand within a mere feet of one another, as Benny’s cold, unreadable expression contrasts sharply with the intensity of the moment. Benny grabs a microphone, his voice cutting through the din of audience.
Benny Mouse: Well, get on with it, motherfucker.
The crowd’s reaction is a mix of shock and heightened hostility, their boos intensifying as Benny’s profanity-laced words hang in the air. Splinter’s expression remains unchanged, his gaze steady as he prepares to deliver the verdict.
Master Splinter: [steady, authoritative] Ladies and gentlemen, after a thorough investigation conducted by the Board of Directors, I must deliver some troubling news. It has been confirmed that Benny Mouse was diagnosed with dementia, an incurable disease, in early 2009. It is believed that he began exhibiting symptoms in late 2008.
The crowd’s murmurs intensify, a mixture of shock and disbelief sweeping through the arena as Splinter’s revelation sinks in. Benny Mouse’s expression remains inscrutable, his features betraying no hint of emotion.
Master Splinter: Even more troublesome, the Board has determined that Benny Mouse engaged in a deliberate cover-up to conceal his diagnosis from the Board and the investors. As his condition deteriorated over the years, BWM Inc. and its subsidiaries became increasingly erratic and unreliable.
The gravity of Splinter’s words hangs heavy in the air, the audience absorbing the weight of the situation as the ramifications of Benny’s actions become apparent. Despite the tumultuous atmosphere, Benny’s expression remains unchanged, his composure unyielding amidst the storm of controversy surrounding him.
As Splinter continues, his words carry the weight of undeniable truth.
Master Splinter: Furthermore, the Board’s investigation has uncovered disturbing evidence of financial misconduct on Benny Mouse’s part. It has been revealed that he diverted company assets to fund experimental treatments for his illness and to fund his lavish lifestyle, treating BWM Inc.’s finances as if they were his personal piggybank.
The crowd’s collective gasps and murmurs ripple through the arena, disbelief and outrage in the air. Despite the uproar, Benny Mouse remains stoic, his expression flat and unchanged as Splinter delivers the damning indictment.
Master Splinter: And that’s not all. As many of you are already aware, Benny Mouse engaged in an inappropriate relationship with former BWM Inc. Director of Communications, Renee Young. However, what may not be common knowledge is the coercive nature of this affair. Benny abused his position of power to manipulate and coerce Ms. Young into engaging in this illicit relationship, creating an unsafe and hostile work environment for her and others.
The audience’s collective outrage reaches a fever pitch, the revelation of Benny’s egregious actions met with a chorus of boos and jeers. Despite the tumultuous response, Benny Mouse remains eerily composed, his expression betraying no hint of remorse or emotion.
Master Splinter: The Board’s thorough investigation has uncovered a pattern of egregious behavior that spans decades, stretching all the way back to the early 2000s during Benny Mouse’s tenure with the UWF.
The audience’s collective shock intensifies, the magnitude of Benny’s transgressions unfolding before them like a grim tableau.
Master Splint: It has been confirmed that Benny Mouse’s history of sexual misconduct is extensive, with numerous instances of abuse of power and exploitation. These actions did not begin with Ms. Young, but rather, they are part of a long-standing pattern of behavior that has inflicted untold harm upon those affected.
Splinter’s words echo with a sense of profound sorrow for the victims of Benny’s malfeasance.
Master Splinter: The investigation has validated the claims made by Saguna regarding the falsification of paternity results concerning Megan Mouse. Benny Mouse ordered Saguna to manipulate the test results, leading Megan to believe that Benny was not her biological father.
Despite the turmoil swirling around him, Benny Mouse remains unmoved, his demeanor a stark contrast to the devastation his actions have wrought.
Master Splinter: Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that I must convey the decision reached by the Board of Directors of BWM Inc.
The audience holds its breath, a tense silence engulfing the arena as the weight of Splinter’s words hangs heavy in the air.
Master Splinter: The Board has rendered a vote of No Confidence in Benny Mouse, and as a result, he is hereby stripped of his position within the company, effective immediately!
The crowd erupts into triumphant cheers in celebration of the Board’s verdict. Yet, amidst the chaos, Benny Mouse’s demeanor remains eerily composed, a faint smile playing at the corners of his lips, a stark contrast to the seismic shift unfolding around him.
Arn Anderson: Well, I’ll be damned, Kev. The Board’s finally pulled the trigger on Benny Mouse.
Kevin Kelly: It’s a historic moment, Arn. Regardless of how he’s taking it, there’s no denying the significance of this decision for BWM Inc. and the entire wrestling industry.
Arn Anderson: You’re damn right, Kev. This is gonna send shockwaves through the entire landscape of professional wrestling. Benny Mouse becomes the first of the Mouse brothers to fall as we head into the final month of the Sixth Era!
Benny Mouse slowly holds the microphone back to his lips, his smile extending and fully spreading across his face as he laughs in Splinter’s face with contempt.
Benny Mouse: [unimpressed] Is that all you’ve got, Splinter?
The crowd falls into a stunned silence, unsure of how to react to Benny’s unexpected outburst. A ripple of confusion spreads through the arena as Benny’s laughter echoes ominously in the air.
Benny Mouse: [oozing with insincerity] My sincerest apologies, ladies and gentlemen. But it seems you’ve underestimated me once again – just as everyone always has the past 25 years. You see, I anticipated this little charade.
The crowd murmurs in disbelief, their eyes glued to Benny Mouse as he continues to revel in his own machinations.
Benny Mouse: [his smirk widening into a sinister grin] I’ve got a little news of my own to share tonight! Splinter, let the esteemed Board of Directors know: I’m not going anywhere. Didn’t you idiots wonder why I came out here alone?
Suddenly, “World’s Apart” sounds, and the camera pans slowly to reveal the AEW Director of Operations Sami Zayn at the top of the stage. A smirk covers his face as he stares directly at Splinter.
Sami Zayn: [interrupting]Congratulations are in order, Splinter! But not for you and your meaningless investigation…
The camera zooms in slowly, revealing a wedding ring on Sami’s finger. The crowd buzzes with surprise. Benny Mouse’s laughter is heard off mic as he begins to speak again.
Benny Mouse: Allow me to introduce to you, for the first time ever… Mr. and Mrs. Sami Zayn!
Sami disappears backstage briefly, then returns, pushing a wheelchair. Seated in the chair, in a near catatonic state, is Megan Mouse.
Benny Mouse: [joyful] And with that vote of no confidence from the board, it looks to me as if Megan is the acting chair! Unfortunately, my sweet daughter looks a little out of it right now, so it’s probably safe to say that Sami Zayn, her loving husband, is the Acting Chairman of BWM Inc.!
Splinter and Molly Mouse exchange incredulous looks.
Sami Zayn: And my first act as Acting Chairman is to reinstate Benny Mouse as the co-acting chair of this company!
The shock in the arena is audible as Splinter and Molly Mouse stand frozen, unable to comprehend what’s happening.
Arn Anderson: [from commentary] Dammit! Benny Mouse and Sami Zayn have pulled a fast one here tonight, folks!
Kevin Kelly: [concerned] Is… Is this marriage even legal??? Look at Megan, she’s in no condition to consent!
As the scene ends, Benny Mouse laughs triumphantly, his voice echoing through the arena.
Benny Mouse: [off-mic, through maniacal laughter] I’m not going anywhere! I’m never leaving! The 7th Era will be mine and mine alone!
The BWM Inc. Copyright logo comes onto screen as the show fades out, ending one of the most unforgettable nights in the history of professional wrestling!
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 