PWI-HCW World Tour: 3.8.24

At the March 8th, 2024 installment of the PWI-HCW World Tour, the following took place:

Baron Corbin defeated Matt Taven by pinfall after a decent opening bout which lasted 6 minutes 32 seconds.

Mr. Perfect took on Metalhead, but the match was interrupted by an angry Hans Gustav who was in pursuit of the evasive Mr. Kennedy. Gustav dragged Perfect out of the ring and strapped him to a chair, demanding to know the whereabouts of Kennedy. Perfect kept insisting that he had no clue, but Gustav was having none of it. He proceeded to remove Perfect’s boots and break each individual toe, then each individual finger between his shouted demands about where Kennedy was. Perfect was in agony and everyone had no choice but to sit and watch. Gustav broke Perfect’s legs, followed by his arms. Then, Mr. Kennedy’s music hit! Gustav swung around to see if it was finally Kennedy coming to meet his judgment, but no one arrived. So, Gustav swung and broke Perfect’s neck once again!! After Gustav left out of frustration, Metalhead dragged Perfect into the ring, pinned him and then hit him, the official, and the medics coming for Perfect with a steel chair! This horrific match lasted 15 minutes and 13 seconds.

Paige defeated Ruby Riott by pinfall after an incredible match which was unfortunately disrupted by Liv Morgan, who distracted Ruby long enough for her to suffer defeat in 7 minutes 55 seconds!

In the Main Event for the Women’s Championship, Maryse successfully defended her title by pinfall against Michelle McCool in 12 minutes 21 seconds.

Published by Daniel Crawford

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