Not even an urgent summons with several angry emails and left messages from my superiors can sour my mood for what’s to come tonight! Let’s get right into it! WWE: Disclaimer: I have not yet watched Smackdown from this past Friday, so please forgive me for being out of the loop here as I makeContinue reading “The Week Starting Today: 4.15.24”
Category Archives: The Vein
Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 30
While I know that you all want to judge me for my absence both in delivering these beloved opinion pieces and in overseeing the PWI site updates, you know damn well that I had a valid excuse! The Jews have Hanukkah. The Muslims have Ramadan. The Christians have Lent. And now I all my fellowContinue reading “Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 30”
PWI Power Rankings as of April 11th, 2024
Rankings as of April 11, 2024 Men’s Singles Division PWI Champion: Dragonfly (571 Days to Date) 1. Matt Cardona 2. Rhyno 3. Ted Dibiase Jr. 4. Bray Wyatt 5. Slammer * Dragonfly’s reign has now surpassed Teo’s 567 day reign for the longest world title reign in Mmouse Enterprises history and the second longest inContinue reading “PWI Power Rankings as of April 11th, 2024”
Lenny is Missing and some predictions
So, this is awkward. This is Ric Venom here and I have a brief update about Lenny, his “30th edition”, and a few brief predictions for WWE (because AEW is on the missing promotions list the next two weeks). Firstly, Lenny hasn’t been heard from in 5 days, and no one seems to be ableContinue reading “Lenny is Missing and some predictions”
The Week Starting Today: 3.31.24
Here I am not getting sleep so that I can get this analysis out for you assholes while my asshole boss-brother keeps sending me GIFs of Ticker Tape parades. Ugh. WWE Bronson/Lexis Again, I have to offer some predictions for a series of shows without any previews to assist me. Damn it, WWE, will youContinue reading “The Week Starting Today: 3.31.24”
Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 29
You have no idea how terrible my life has been over the past 12+ hours. You ever someone blow your phone up, then your text messages, then your social media instant messages, then your emails? Ever have it all pertaining to the same subject? Yes, usually this comes from an ex or stalker or aContinue reading “Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 29”
PWI Power Rankings as of March 28th, 2024
Rankings as of March 28, 2024 Men’s Singles Division PWI Champion: Dragonfly (557 Days to Date) 1. Matt Cardona 2. Rhyno 3. Bray Wyatt 4. Slammer 5. Phobe Men’s Tag Division Champions: The Young Bucks (52 Days to Date) 1. The Attraction 2. Duct Tape Men 3. The Hollys Women’s Single’s Division Women’s Champion: AlexaContinue reading “PWI Power Rankings as of March 28th, 2024”
The Week Starting Today: 3.25.24
Ok, ladies and gentleman, I have to get back to work, and it is an exciting time to be tuning into wrestling, because this shit is heating up! WWE Fuller & Elias/Viking Raiders First and foremost, I am going to take some shots in the dark for WWE, since we didn’t get a preview atContinue reading “The Week Starting Today: 3.25.24”
Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 28
Well, a day late and a dollar short is apparently the motto of the industry this week. This includes my DVR, which finally decided to allow me to watch this past Monday’s Dynamite. I was starting to worry that Benny’s reemergence had re-infected the AEW with the erratic affliction that we all became accustomed toContinue reading “Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 28”
Esiason’s Summarized Results: The End of PWI
Hello everyone, Jeff Esiason here, and here we will summarize the final stretch of Premier Wrestling Incorporated, which concludes regardless of the Final Battle’s outcome at Armageddon 4: Mickey’s Endgame on Memorial Day! THE FINAL WEDNESDAY NIGHT WAR – 3/20/24 After the standard introduction, we are treated to a high-stakes and emotional battle between theContinue reading “Esiason’s Summarized Results: The End of PWI”