Mission 032: The End of an Epoch

Mission 032 – The Mission? Analyzing the End of the Ventura Epoch While all of you sit at home watching a pair of warring wrestling programs from AEW and ULW respectively, WWE takes a hiatus for the remainder of the year in the wake of a blockbuster show which should have been headlined by theContinue reading “Mission 032: The End of an Epoch”

Mission in Waiting: An impending review of an epoch’s conclusion

Mission in Waiting – Epoch Ending In Review Impending Look, my review for the last few weeks is going to be a tad late. In fact, I will be publishing it hours after tonight’s broadcasts. I will work on it and publish it before I watch Dynamite tonight, but it will largely be centered onContinue reading “Mission in Waiting: An impending review of an epoch’s conclusion”

Mission 031: Getting Stuffed…with Wrestling!

Mission 031 – Are you ready for the feast?! The holidays are on the horizon and I can think of nothing better to do with my time but offer my thoughts on the stuff we’ve seen from our competition in the past week! WWE has been on a bit of a tear as of late,Continue reading “Mission 031: Getting Stuffed…with Wrestling!”

Anthony’s Side Mission Five Way: WINNING!

Anthony’s Side Mission – What the fuck is happenin’ in WWE? Yo! What the fuck be up in this hiz-ouse?!! I’m back from probation (nah, I didn’t do no bad shit, ‘cept I was told by management to keep things chill between Stacy and I) and ready to do this thing again! WWE be settin’Continue reading “Anthony’s Side Mission Five Way: WINNING!”

Mission in Waiting…for Ascendant! (11.14.25)

Mission in Waiting – Who will shine through tonight? Tonight we continue building the stage for the impending 40-man super tournament to crown our new Undisputed Champion. On tap for this evening’s installment of qualification matches are the following: Third Tier Qualification: Big Cass v. Aiden English v. Orange Cassidy Aiden English successfully freed himselfContinue reading “Mission in Waiting…for Ascendant! (11.14.25)”

Mission 030: The Prime Period of the Prime Era

Mission 030 – The Mission? Assessing the Peak of our Prime Well, here we are as I return for the Thirtieth Installment of “Quest for Truth”! I’ve been preoccupied for much of the past month, but this business is constantly going forward and I have to tell what I thought about recent events since ourContinue reading “Mission 030: The Prime Period of the Prime Era”

Mission 029: Tricks, Treats, and Bodyslams

Mission 029 – The Mission? Sifting Through the Scary Fall of 2025 Well, it has been quite a minute since we last saw each other and I am actually commenting on the state of affairs AFTER Hyatte for a change. There’s a lot of ground to cover, but I am going to address as muchContinue reading “Mission 029: Tricks, Treats, and Bodyslams”

Midget Quest 3: The Rhode to Greatness

A Midget Quest with Thomas, Chapter 3: Cody’s Awakening Well my DVR FINALLY decided to let me watch Dynamite from this past week, and I am up against the clock with a speeding deadline to get my minute-by-minute review in… *DEEP BREATH* Here we go! The show kicks off with Benny Mouse and Danhausen comingContinue reading “Midget Quest 3: The Rhode to Greatness”

AEW Mission, Chapter Two: Adventures in Benny-Sitting

A Midget Quest with Thomas, Chapter 2: Danhausen’s Game I know, you’ve all been waiting with baited breath in anticipation of what I’ve got to say about Benny-Land. Alas, the Midget with the microphone that no one can ignore has finally arrived to commentate on some AEW shit! To say that AEW has been onContinue reading “AEW Mission, Chapter Two: Adventures in Benny-Sitting”

Midget Quest 2 is in waiting

The Second Midget Quest is in Waiting – What has happened in WWE’s Absence? Hello everyone, Jeff Esiason here, and I wanted to give you guys a quick update about the next upcoming installment of Thomas presents “Midget Quest”. Since Tom has only had one installment of his regular op-ed on the site, he hasContinue reading “Midget Quest 2 is in waiting”