Category Archives: Cash Mouse Entertainment

Anthony’s Side Mission 2.0: Bitch Please

Anthony’s Side Mission 2.0 – Bitch Please Nah, man! HELL NAH!! Triple H wanna talk shit up in here when he knows I ain’t all about it. His freshly bald ass knows that I will straight up unalive a bitch…in COD, of course. Meet me on the game, bitch! MEET ME ON THE GAME!! OtherContinue reading “Anthony’s Side Mission 2.0: Bitch Please”

Anthony’s Side Mission 1: An Introduction to WWE

Anthony’s Side Mission – An Introduction to WWE What up, dogs?! This be Anthony with the dick and bigger dreams of making it on the commentary team. Yeah! Let’s get right to it, y’all! WWE redux has been FIRE lately, but I really scratch my head over the confusing decision to erase everything in MurreyContinue reading “Anthony’s Side Mission 1: An Introduction to WWE”

Mission in Waiting: Is the 7th Era Slipping?

Mission in Waiting – Is the 7th Era Slipping? Here I am. A man and his computer with an eagerness to discuss this industry that we all love, and I can’t help but to see what’s happening. When did we let it get out of control? I know that I, Johnny Quest, am not atContinue reading “Mission in Waiting: Is the 7th Era Slipping?”

Press Conference on ULW’s next phase (2.1.25)

Public Announcement and Press Conference February 1st, 2025 10:30am Memphis, TN The Mickey Memorial (LN: Lawrence Mason) *The Spokesman of Cash Mouse Entertainment, Lawrence Mason, approaches the podium set in the middle of the packed stadium, with the gravesite of the fallen Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises immediately behind the speaker and a section for theContinue reading “Press Conference on ULW’s next phase (2.1.25)”

PRESS RELEASE: Changes have been made! (1.13.25)

Press Release January 13th, 2025 2:04pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ As ULW prepares to air the next installment of “Aggression” tonight, a number of key changes have been made, but said changes will be elaborated on at the outset of the show tonight, via an announcement by Chief Commissioner Mouse. On tapContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Changes have been made! (1.13.25)”

PRESS RELEASE: Commissioner Mouse to Address the World (12.30.24)

Press Release December 30th, 2024 4:26pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ Make sure to tune into Merry Massacre tonight – the final confirmed and guaranteed wrestling show of 2024 – as ULW returns to action after a two week hiatus to end the tumultuous year in style! Kicking things off will be aContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Commissioner Mouse to Address the World (12.30.24)”

Press Release: The End of 2024 Begins (12.2.24)

Press Release December 2nd, 2024 6:40pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ Here is the card for this week in ULW: Extreme Aggression (12.2.24) Bron Breakker v. Randy Orton Seth Rollins v. Damian Priest Main Event, Shot at Undisputed Title, Mountain King Challenge: Owen Hart v. Brodie Lee v. Ted Dibiase Jr. v. EthanContinue reading “Press Release: The End of 2024 Begins (12.2.24)”

PRESS RELEASE: League Update and What to Expect (11.17.24)

Press Release November 17th, 2024 2:25pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ With the dust finally settling in the aftermath of a chaotic night at Hallow-Travaganza, the first week of action for November has also completed, but we are aware that we forgot to post the League Lists for November. Before we proceed toContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: League Update and What to Expect (11.17.24)”

Press Release: Eve of Hallow-Travaganza 2024

Press Release October 28th, 2024 8:50pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ With Mr. Quest still AWOL, I have been tasked with presenting this brief preview of tonight’s card for the inaugural Hallow-Travaganza set to air at the top of the hour! Cage Match: Living Dead Girl v. Akosha Kicking things off is theContinue reading “Press Release: Eve of Hallow-Travaganza 2024”