Category Archives: Communications

Press Conference September 16th, 2024 1:56pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ The following is what transpired at today’s presser: *The press could be heard talking amongst themselves as CME Communications Director and Spokesman, Lawrence Mason approached the podium* [LM: Lawrence Mason] LM: Welcome, members of the press, and thank you for taking timeContinue reading “CME Presser (9.16.24): On ULW Slipping”

Press Release September 2nd, 2024 3:45pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ Here is the updated list for September 2024 of the Champions and the Leagues of ULW: Undisputed Champion: Bray Wyatt Women’s Champion: Jade Cargill International Champion: Mandy Rose Tag Team Champions: Proud N’ Powerful Extreme Champion: Seth Rollins Premier Champion: Mystico ExtremeContinue reading “Press Release: The Leagues for September 2024”

Press Release August 24th, 2024 11:40am St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ With the Board of Directors having convened this past Monday and approving the amended proposal presented by Triad Members Mouse and Brown, the new policies go into effect as of September 1st. The updated policies have been published via the website onContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Change is Coming (8.24.24)”

Press Release August 15th, 2024 12:44am St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ In light of ULW’s second ratings victory of the Era, each of the Triad Members responded to an inquiry by Mr. Quest once the news of the ratings victory was released: “I am grateful for the gracious words of congratulations offered byContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: A Ratings Victory is the Beginning (8.15.24)”

Press Release August 9th, 2024 10:15pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ We at Cash Mouse Entertainment want to offer our sincerest congratulations to AEW for a truly hard fought victory this past Monday. In fact, all three major promotions experienced a boost in viewership over the past week, and that is a testamentContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Progress Report (8.9.24)”

Press Release August 4th, 2024 1:12pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ From the desk of Catherine L. Mouse, one third of Cash Mouse Entertainment’s Triad: I am proud of what we have done here so far in this era. Still, we can ALWAYS do better, and I want to offer this pledge toContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: On the continued status as the number 2 company”

Press Release July 31st, 2024 11:45pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ Pertinent to the guidelines of ULW, we will release (on at least a monthly basis) the latest list of the superstars exclusive to the Premier and Extreme Leagues, respectively. Accordingly, the following 30 Superstars will hereby by listed within their leagues, asContinue reading “Press Release: The First League List”

Press Conference on the State of the Industry July 28th, 2024 12:00pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ [LM: Lawrence Mason] *Lawrence Mason approaches the podium as a large 15-Point Clock with the words “The Rule 11 Clock” is propped up behind him* LM: Hello, members of the press, and thank you for gatheringContinue reading “Presser on the State of the Industry (7.28.24)”

Press Release July 27th, 2024 11:56pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ With the competition of ULW on hiatus this past week, the “Rule 11 Clock” has been initiated. As per the 11th Rule of Cash Mouse Entertainment – as established via the terms agreed to prior to the end of Mickey’s Final WarContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Incoming Presser on the State of the Industry!”

Press Release July 22nd, 2024 12:50am St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ In light of global news events preempting the regular business of anything else in the world in the past 24 hours, Mr. Quest has delayed his plans for the next installment of his “Quest for Truth” until mid-week. He will then coverContinue reading “Press Release: Extreme Premiere!”