Category Archives: Communications

Press Release December 8th, 2025 7:12pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ With “Aggression” set to air shortly, it has been revealed that Acting Head of CME, Lenny Mouse, will address the audience to kick off the show. Moreover, the following matches have been announced for tonight and the week ahead: A Tier TwoContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: On the Eve of another week! (12.8.25)”

Press Release December 4th, 2025 12:15pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ The Administration has decided that tomorrow night’s scheduled installment of “Insane Intensity” will be postponed until this coming Sunday. Thereafter, the schedule is – tentatively – expected to proceed as planned. Looking forward to seeing you all there! Respectfully submitted by LawrenceContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Insane Intensity postponed (12.4.25)”

Press Release November 10th, 2025 8:35am St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ From the desk of Johnny Quest, Chief Editor of Cash Mouse Entertainment: The team and I apologize for missing yet another publishing deadline last night. We have been instructed to have a review up and ready no later than tomorrow night; whichContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Mission Delayed while a Search Begins! (11.10.25)”

Press Release November 3rd, 2025 8:56pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ After an incredible week of action last week, ULW returns with six incredible bouts over the course of three nights to set the stage for the upcoming 40-man tournament crowning a new Undisputed Champion! Kicking this week of action off will beContinue reading “Press Release: On the Eve of another! (11.3.25)”

Press Release October 20th, 2025 8:50pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ From the desk of Johnny: In the final minutes before tonight’s sixth installment of “Awesome Aggression” – wherein we will see three fantastic matches and Lenny’s announcement regarding the ULW Undisputed and League Titles -, I am charged with apologizing for theContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Massive Update to come this weekend! (10.20.25)”

Press Release August 25th, 2025 2:50pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ Johnny Quest has issued a notice that the latest installment of “Quest for Truth” will be delayed until later this week, citing his need to watch all of the latest from AEW and WWE first. He promises a review once that taskContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Delay in Review (8.25.25)”

Press Release August 16th, 2025 1:40pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ From the desk of the Acting Head of Cash Mouse Entertainment, Lenny Mouse: Good afternoon, fellow fans of professional wrestling! After another successful week of business for ULW and Cash Mouse Entertainment as a whole, I have some important announcements to shareContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: The Slate for Next Week and Changes are Coming! (8.16.25)”

Press Release July 30th, 2025 11:41pm Brooklyn, NY Cash Mouse Entertainment BRO-HQ Minutes after the final ratings for Monday, July 28th, 2025 were released, the acting Vice Commissioner of ULW issued the following press release: I’m onto you, Non-Bros! I’m onto you! First, you act very non-bro-like in reaction to my celebration last week forContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: The Retreat of the BRO (7.30.25)”

Press Release July 24th, 2025 12:50am St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ Moments ago, ULW learned of a two-show winning streak (with ULW Extreme Intensity defeating Friday Night Smackdown on July 18th and ULW Awesome Aggression defeating Dynamite and Raw on the 21st), and now the acting Vice Commissioner of ULW, Vince Russo hasContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: THE BROS ARE IN TOWN (7.24.25)”