Author Archives: Daniel Crawford

PRESS RELEASE: Massive Update to come this weekend! (10.20.25)

Press Release October 20th, 2025 8:50pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ From the desk of Johnny: In the final minutes before tonight’s sixth installment of “Awesome Aggression” – wherein we will see three fantastic matches and Lenny’s announcement regarding the ULW Undisputed and League Titles -, I am charged with apologizing for theContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Massive Update to come this weekend! (10.20.25)”

Midget Quest 3: The Rhode to Greatness

A Midget Quest with Thomas, Chapter 3: Cody’s Awakening Well my DVR FINALLY decided to let me watch Dynamite from this past week, and I am up against the clock with a speeding deadline to get my minute-by-minute review in… *DEEP BREATH* Here we go! The show kicks off with Benny Mouse and Danhausen comingContinue reading “Midget Quest 3: The Rhode to Greatness”

AEW Mission, Chapter Two: Adventures in Benny-Sitting

A Midget Quest with Thomas, Chapter 2: Danhausen’s Game I know, you’ve all been waiting with baited breath in anticipation of what I’ve got to say about Benny-Land. Alas, the Midget with the microphone that no one can ignore has finally arrived to commentate on some AEW shit! To say that AEW has been onContinue reading “AEW Mission, Chapter Two: Adventures in Benny-Sitting”

Midget Quest 2 is in waiting

The Second Midget Quest is in Waiting – What has happened in WWE’s Absence? Hello everyone, Jeff Esiason here, and I wanted to give you guys a quick update about the next upcoming installment of Thomas presents “Midget Quest”. Since Tom has only had one installment of his regular op-ed on the site, he hasContinue reading “Midget Quest 2 is in waiting”