Daniel Crawford

AEW Mission, Chapter Two: Adventures in Benny-Sitting

A Midget Quest with Thomas, Chapter 2: Danhausen’s Game I know, you’ve all been waiting with baited breath in anticipation of what I’ve got to say about Benny-Land. Alas, the Midget with the microphone that no one can ignore has finally arrived to commentate on some AEW shit! To say that AEW has been onContinue reading “AEW Mission, Chapter Two: Adventures in Benny-Sitting”

Midget Quest 2 is in waiting

The Second Midget Quest is in Waiting – What has happened in WWE’s Absence? Hello everyone, Jeff Esiason here, and I wanted to give you guys a quick update about the next upcoming installment of Thomas presents “Midget Quest”. Since Tom has only had one installment of his regular op-ed on the site, he hasContinue reading “Midget Quest 2 is in waiting”

ULW Liberation: Constitution Day (9.17.25)

September 17th, 2025 Lexis King v. Hook ** Open Challenge: Dragonfly v. ???

Awesome Aggression IV Card (9.15.25)

September 15th, 2025 Tag Team Championships: FTR (c) v. Turtlition ** Alexa Bliss v. Akosha ** Opportunity Match: Nyla Rose v. Chyna MAIN EVENT – Undisputed World Championship: Seth Rollins (c) v. AJ Styles

ULW Magazine Issue #2 (September 2025 Edition)

ULW Unhinged (9.1.25)

ULW Unhinged (9.1.25) Opportunity Match (Winner Earns League Status and an Undisputed Title Shot, Losers are Out of League Status) Dragon Lee v. Sammy Guevara v. Kevin Owens v. Ricky Starks v. CM Punk v. Lexis King Main Event Slammer v. Rip

Mission 028: A Storm Rolls In

Mission 028: The Mission? A New Forecast Hello everyone! I do apologize for being so late to talk about the recent goings-on in the business we all know and love, but there were some serious issues with my cable provider as I had to argue with them repeatedly to make sure I got to actuallyContinue reading “Mission 028: A Storm Rolls In”

PRESS RELEASE: Delay in Review (8.25.25)

Press Release August 25th, 2025 2:50pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ Johnny Quest has issued a notice that the latest installment of “Quest for Truth” will be delayed until later this week, citing his need to watch all of the latest from AEW and WWE first. He promises a review once that taskContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Delay in Review (8.25.25)”

WWE (Evolve, 8.20.25 = 7.444334) (SD, 8.22.25 = 7.44582)(Press Release) (MNR, 8.25.25 = 7.45175)

WWE Evolve Results – August 20, 2025 Full Sail University – Orlando, FL — Opening Segment The show opened cold with a dimly lit sit-down interview. Naomi, championship belt resting on her lap, leaned forward and locked her eyes on the camera. No crowd, no music—just her words. “Rhea Ripley, you don’t have a chanceContinue reading “WWE (Evolve, 8.20.25 = 7.444334) (SD, 8.22.25 = 7.44582)(Press Release) (MNR, 8.25.25 = 7.45175)”

WWE NXT (8.19.25 = 7.446087)

WWE NXT Results – August 19, 2025 From the WWE Performance Center, Orlando, FL — Opening Sit-Down Interview: Jesse Ventura The night begins with a pre-taped sit-down featuring former EVOLVE Champion Jesse Ventura. When asked about his upcoming clash with John Cena at Crown Jewel: Perth—and the chance to tie Slammu’s all-time 25 World ChampionshipContinue reading “WWE NXT (8.19.25 = 7.446087)”