Author Archives: Daniel Crawford

CME Press Release on the Highest Rated Show of All Time (5.6.25)

Press Release May 6th, 2025 1:26 am St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ 8 Days after WWE set the record for the highest rated show of all time with their second night of the inaugural installment of “Wrestle Empire” with an impressive 7.461875 rating, ULW has broken that record with the April 28th, 2025Continue reading “CME Press Release on the Highest Rated Show of All Time (5.6.25)”

WWE SD (5.2.25 = 7.436313) & Press Release

WWE SmackDown – May 2, 2025 Location: TD Garden, Boston, MA Commentary Team: Pat McAfee, Booker T, Wade Barrett Opening 🌟  15 minutes The show opens with a somber orchestral dirge. A faux casket is wheeled to the ring by druids. The ring is draped in black, with a massive photo of AJ Styles mid-PhenomenalContinue reading “WWE SD (5.2.25 = 7.436313) & Press Release”

WWE MNR (4.28.25: 7.446563)

Raw Results April 28, 2025 Opening 🌟  (The camera pans across a raucous, sold-out crowd at the T-Mobile Center. “RAW” theme blares, pyro explodes, and the Kansas City fans are fired up.) Pat McAfee: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night RAW! We are LIVE in Kansas City, and what a night it’s gonna be!”Continue reading “WWE MNR (4.28.25: 7.446563)”

Mission in Waiting: Mision Arrastrada

Mission in Waiting – Mision Arrastrada Sorry that we have been absent the past few weeks (hey, we took a few pages out of Hyatte’s book), but it has been a hectic period. Included in such hectic period was the fact that ULW scored only the second victory over AEW in this era of theContinue reading “Mission in Waiting: Mision Arrastrada”

WWE Wrestle Empire Week (4.15.25 = 7.45, 4.19.25 = 7.453958, 4.20.25 = 7.461875)

Press Conference April 15, 2025 Wrestle Empire Night Two | April 20, 2025 | The Rock  (The scene opens with a packed press room. Flashes go off. Media chatter fades as The Rock steps to the podium, with the People’s championship title over his shoulder, wearing a thousand-dollar outfit and a smirk that says “untouchable.”)Continue reading “WWE Wrestle Empire Week (4.15.25 = 7.45, 4.19.25 = 7.453958, 4.20.25 = 7.461875)”

Mission 016: Another Draft Looms

Mission 016 – Another Draft Looms Hello, once again, my fellow wrestling fans! I have returned after most of the wrestling world took a hiatus in the wake of ULW’s Easter Evil. But, here we are back at it, and right about now ULW’s “Sunday Insane Intensity” special is wrapping up, but we will discussContinue reading “Mission 016: Another Draft Looms”

PRESS RELEASE: ULW Head Postpones Intensity (4.11.25)

Press Release April 11th, 2025 9:40pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ From the Desk of the Acting Head of Cash Mouse Entertainment, Leonard Nimoy Mouse: To the fans of ULW and professional wrestling as a whole, I regret to announce that tonight’s episode of “Insane Intensity” (which is the new name for theContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: ULW Head Postpones Intensity (4.11.25)”

WWE MNR (4.7.25 = 7.450938)

Raw Results 04/07/25  “The Murreyverse” 🌟  (Scene opens backstage at WWE Headquarters. Triple H, suited up, looking both pissed and perplexed, storms through the hall with purpose. He stops at a door labeled “Jeff Murrey – Consultant (Sometimes)” and knocks twice before barging in.) Triple H: Jeff! We’ve got a situation. The Rock’s pulling powerContinue reading “WWE MNR (4.7.25 = 7.450938)”

Anthony’s Side Mission Triple: Back in Yo DMs!!

Anthony’s Side Mission Triple – Back in Yo DMs!! Just like the G that y’all know me to be, I bounced for a few and then slid back up in front of yous like a McDs assembly line during rush hour. It was a fun past couple of weeks living under the fantasy of theContinue reading “Anthony’s Side Mission Triple: Back in Yo DMs!!”