Author Archives: Daniel Crawford

ULW’s Available Talent Pool for the 2025 Draft

Men’s: Jesse HashCarmelo HayesMatt JacksonNick JacksonMatt CardonaLA KnightErick RowanBrodie LeeTed Dibiase Jr.MysticoAttitudeStingOwen HartBam Bam BigelowTrent?Chuck TaylorChristian CageEthan PageSamoa JoeBill GoldbergJon MoxleyKushidaSean OlsonAkamRezarBradshawFaarooqSantanaOrtizTony D’AngeloStacks LorenzoIlja DragunovPowerhouse HobbsGoldustNoam DarrJD McDonaghElton PrinceKit WilsonBaneConnor McGregorVaderLadies ManJohn SilverEvil UnoEarthquakeTyphoonStu GraysonBuddy MurphyMenotaurEddie GuerreroHawkAnimalRaphaelHomicideBilly KidmanSonjay DuttMatt TavenB-RadT. PageAdam RoseJay LethalDamien SandowMr. KennedyHans GustavBladeMatt MorganThe AggressorTimothy ThatcherChuck PalumboNathan JonesBrutalMagog Women’s: Charlotte FlairRuby RiottLivingContinue reading “ULW’s Available Talent Pool for the 2025 Draft”

Press Conference (WWE – 5/19/25)

PRESS CONFERENCE  WWE Headquarters Date: May 15, 2025 Speaker: WWE CEO Paul “Triple H” Levesque (Triple H steps up to the podium, dressed sharp in a tailored suit, the WWE logo gleaming behind him. The media crowd murmurs in anticipation. Flashes go off. He gives a confident, signature smirk before speaking.) Triple H: “Ladies andContinue reading “Press Conference (WWE – 5/19/25)”

Press Release: A Gamble (5.17.25)

Press Release May 17th, 2025 12:36am St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ From the Desk of Lenny Mouse: “Do you like to gamble, because I do. Tonight, I was forced to make an executive decision and postpone ‘Insane Intensity’ due to a stomach bug outbreak in the referee locker room. Well, we’re going toContinue reading “Press Release: A Gamble (5.17.25)”

Mission 018: Lashing Back and Forth

Mission 018 – When the Business Lashes Back and Forth Hello, fellow wrestling fans, and welcome to another mission! Tonight, we review WWE’s Backlash and last week’s AEW Dynamite! What a time it is to be a fan of the business, am I right? For starters, let’s get into the predictions that Anthony jotted downContinue reading “Mission 018: Lashing Back and Forth”

WWE Backlash 2025 (7.455942)

BACKLASH RESULTS  May 10, 2025 OPENING 🌟  [Scene: Explosive pyro erupts across the entrance stage. The camera flies through a raucous sold-out arena with the crowd on their feet, signs waving, energy electric. The official Backlash 2025 theme music is blasting.] [Cut to the commentary desk. Booker T, Pat McAfee, and Wade Barrett are standing,Continue reading “WWE Backlash 2025 (7.455942)”

Press Release: Revealing ULW’s “Awesome Insane Week” (5.8.25)

Press Release May 8th, 2025 10:16am St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ From the desk of the Acting Head of Cash Mouse Entertainment, ULW’s Chief Commissioner Lenny Mouse stated the following: “Get ready for another fantastic week of professional wrestling as ULW kicks off its final 3-show stretch of our inaugural season! We areContinue reading “Press Release: Revealing ULW’s “Awesome Insane Week” (5.8.25)”

BREAKING NEWS: Gloating, Announcements, and Responses (5.7.25)

BREAKING NEWS May 7th, 2025 2:25pm St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ After learning of the news last night that ULW defeated AEW for a second consecutive ratings battle (as well as marking a third consecutive Monday night ratings victory in head-to-head competition, and possibly a fourth consecutive ratings victory, depending on what theContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Gloating, Announcements, and Responses (5.7.25)”

CME Press Release on the Highest Rated Show of All Time (5.6.25)

Press Release May 6th, 2025 1:26 am St. Louis, MO Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ 8 Days after WWE set the record for the highest rated show of all time with their second night of the inaugural installment of “Wrestle Empire” with an impressive 7.461875 rating, ULW has broken that record with the April 28th, 2025Continue reading “CME Press Release on the Highest Rated Show of All Time (5.6.25)”