SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT Results
December 13, 2025
OPENING VIDEO PACKAGE 🌟
The screen fades in with grainy, never-before-seen footage. A dim hotel room. A younger Jesse “The Body” Ventura sits on the edge of a bed, USWA Championship resting across his lap. His fingers trace the belt’s faceplate with a reverence you can practically feel. He stares at an old, creased photo: him, his wife Rudolph, and his manager Car — all smiles, one night before WrestleMania 5, before the legendary showdown with Hillsley.
The narration comes in like a legend whispering from the past:
“He wasn’t just a talker. He wasn’t just a fighter. He was the best.”
Cut to black.
Suddenly — FLASH!
Jesse dropping Arn Anderson with a flying shoulder block.
FLASH!
Jesse pumping iron in Gold’s Gym, training for Slammu: veins bulging, sweat flying, eyes locked in.
FLASH!
A montage of world title victories spanning decades, generations, eras.
Then silence.
The screen fills with the words:
“ONE FINAL MATCH.”
Fire explodes across the stage — and the show begins.
Wade Barrett: “WELCOME to Saturday Night Main Event! And Pat… good grief man, I’ve got goosebumps!”
Pat McAfee: “WADE THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO RIOT!! IT’S VENTURA’S LAST RIDE AND EVERY MATCH IS FOR GOLD — LET’S FREAKIN’ GO!”
OPENING MATCH
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
The Rock (c) vs. Jesse “The Body” Ventura – Jesse’s Final Match
The lights go down…
IF YA SMEEEELLLLLL hits… and the arena detonates. The Rock marches out with the WWE Title high above his head, pacing like a man on a mission to carve his name into granite history. This match, equally important for The Rock. If Rock wins, in less than two months he will remove a horrible asterisk in wrestling history and become the longest-reigning Champion ever!
Then… Ventura’s theme. A slow, powerful walk. The crowd roars, some crying, some shaking their fists in the air. Jesse’s wearing gear reminiscent of his early days — purple, gold trim, kingly but rugged. As seen many times before, his manager, Car is by his side. This is it.
THE BELL RINGS — THE WAR BEGINS
The Rock starts fast, hammering Jesse with right hands before Jesse fires back with stiff, old-school forearms that echo through the building. Jesse drags Rock into a corner and hits body shots that sound like thunderclaps.
Wade Barrett is losing his mind:
“Ventura is hitting like a man who refuses to let go of this industrythat we all love so much!”
McAfee is practically standing on the desk:
“JESSE VENTURA IS CHOPPING DOWN THE PEOPLES TREE!!”
Rock fires back, gains control, hits a DDT — Jesse kicks at ONE.
The crowd goes nuts.
Outside the ring, Ventura’s longtime manager Car tries to hype Jesse up by giving him “heart”
but Rock BLASTS him with a running clothesline that wipes him out.
Pat McAfee:
“Car got hit so hard he might forget his own name!”
Jesse sees Car down — and something shifts. He squares up, blood in his eye, fury in his chest.
THE MATCH GETS BLOODY
Rock slams Jesse into the steel steps — Jesse’s forehead bursts open. Blood pours. He wipes it with his hand, smears it across his chest, and screams at the sky. Jesse follows Rock back into the ring and hits Rock with a flurry of fists. The Rock counters and to the crowds amazement, delivers a powerful bodyslam to Jesse in the center of the ring.
Rock hits the People’s Elbow —
1…2… JESSE KICKS OUT!
The place erupts.
Wade:
“How?! HOW?!”
Rock, shocked but determined, stalks Jesse… and hits a ROCK BOTTOM.
1…2… JESSE KICKS OUT AGAIN!
Pat:
“HE KICKED OUT ON HIS OWN! NOBODY GAVE HIM HEART — HE’S MADE OF IT!”
THE AKROKRANE
Jesse, desperate, swinging wildly, lands a huge lariat. He points to the heavens and lifts Rock…
AKROKRANE!
He hooks the leg.
1…2…
2.9……….
ROCK KICKS OUT!!
The arena gasps. Jesse falls backward in disbelief, hand in his hair, eyes wide.
Wade:
“Ventura’s face says it all — he emptied the clip!”
Rock, bleeding, exhausted, shakes… then KIPS UP.
The crowd loses their minds.
Jesse throws one last punch — Rock catches it. Spins. Hooks.
ROCK BOTTOM.
The final one.
1………..2………..3.
WINNER: THE ROCK — STILL WWE CHAMPION
The bell rings. Jesse lies still, chest rising and falling like a man who gave every ounce he had left.
The Rock kneels beside him, whispers something in Jesse’s ear… then helps him up. The two share a long, emotional embrace. No words needed. Just history.
The crowd rises as one:
“THANK YOU JESSE! THANK YOU JESSE!”
Jesse bows to all four sides. Tears in his eyes. Blood on his chin. A warrior stepping off the battlefield for the last time.
Pat McAfee chokes up:
“We’ll never see another one like him.”
And Wade Barrett, voice soft:
“The Body leaves the ring for the final time… but his legacy? That stays forever.”
TITLE-FOR-TITLE 🌟
Intercontinental Champion Chad Gable vs. United States Champion Dexter Lumis
The Hollow is banned from ringside
Wade Barrett sets the stage:
“Two titles. One winner. And no Hollow lurking in the shadows tonight!”
Lumis walks out slow and eerie, dragging the U.S. Title behind him like a body on a tarp. Gable, meanwhile, storms down with that “Olympic engine revving” look — he’s laser-focused, no jokes tonight.
THE MATCH
It starts technical — Gable trying to out-grapple the unorthodox Lumis, who responds with unsettling stillness and sudden bursts of violence. Lumis catches Gable in a choke early, almost ending it, but Chad scrambles to the ropes, gasping.
The tension spikes when Lumis uses his cold stare to break Gable’s rhythm. Chad slaps himself across the face, shakes it off, and yells:
“ALPHA. MENTALITY.”
Then the pace skyrockets.
Gable throws Lumis with a gorgeous series of rolling Germans that gets the crowd fired up. Lumis counters the Chaos Theory mid-roll and nearly plants Gable with a modified urinage for a nail-biting two.
FINISH
Lumis goes for the Silence submission — it looks locked in — but Gable flips backward into a pinning bridge, rolls through, and launches Dexter with a PERFECT Chaos Theory German Suplex.
1…2…3!
WINNER: Chad Gable — NEW Dual Champion (IC + US)
Gable stands tall, clutching both belts, yelling “THANK YOU!” to the fans as Lumis stares blankly from the mat.
Pat McAfee:
“Gable is walking out of here with TWO championships!”
WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 🌟
Rhea Ripley (Champion) vs. Tiffany Stratton
Tiffany enters first, dripping in glitter, confidence, and “I already picked out where the belt will go in my closet” energy. Rhea comes out next — slow, controlled, dangerous. The crowd gives her the “MAMI!” roar.
THE MATCH
Stratton surprises everyone early, using speed and sudden bursts of athleticism to keep Rhea off balance. Handsprings, moonsault feints, even a picture-perfect Tennessee Twister knocks Rhea for a loop.
Wade:
“Tiffany didn’t come here to survive. She came to win.”
But then Rhea shifts into second gear. Forearms like sledgehammers. A brutal slam into the barricade. Tiffany gets folded in half on a powerbomb that echoes through the arena.
FINISH
Tiffany tries for the Prettiest Moonsault Ever —
Rhea GETS UP, CATCHES HER MID-ROTATION, and hits a running Riptide so hard the crowd jumps.
1…2…3!
WINNER: Rhea Ripley — still Women’s World Champion
Rhea holds the title overhead, towering over Tiffany, who glares up with a look that practically says “next time.”
WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP 🌟
DIY (Champions) vs. The Usos
This one starts with a big-fight handshake that quickly dissolves into chaos the moment Jey slaps Gargano across the face.
THE MATCH
DIY hits that lightning-fast, never-stop double-team style they’re known for — tandem dropkicks, superkicks, flying knee combinations. The Usos answer with veteran brutality: sharp chops, stereo superkicks, and a nasty splash/neckbreaker combo that nearly ends it.
Ciampa and Jimmy trade uppercuts like they’re trying to knock time off each other’s lives. Jey catches Ciampa with a superkick that sends him spinning… and Johnny dives in for the save at the VERY last fraction of a second.
McAfee:
“I thought we were about to have new champs and broken teeth all over the ring!”
FINISH
DIY isolates Jimmy. Gargano locks in the Garga-No-Escape. Jey tries to break it but Ciampa SPEARS him through the ropes.
Jimmy taps.
WINNERS: DIY — still World Tag Team Champions
DIY stands tall, hands raised, sweat flying, belts high. The Usos with frustration simmering, attack DIY after the match.
All of a sudden…Roman Reigns music hits! Roman, with Solo by his side, come down to the ring! The crowd waits with anticipation as The Usos stare at there cousin and younger brother. Then…Roman and Solo join The Usos in attacking DIY!
Moxley may be gone but Roman is still very much a force in WWE!
The Bloodline is back!
MAIN EVENT — WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 🌟
John Cena (Champion) vs. Seth “Freakin’” Rollins
The crowd is LOUD for this one. Cena walks out with the belt on his shoulder, saluting a sea of “NEVER GIVE UP” signs.
Then Rollins enters to that signature chorus of “WHOA~” echoing through the arena — and he’s got that hungry glint in his eye.
THE MATCH
They start clean — chain wrestling, shoulder blocks, counters — but the tone changes fast. Rollins targets Cena’s neck ruthlessly. Cena hits his comeback sequence early but Seth counters the AA into a Falcon Arrow for two.
Cena answers with an STF that has Seth scratching toward the ropes like his fingertips were on fire.
Seth gets free.
Hits a buckle bomb.
Superkick.
STOMP— NO! Cena rolls away and hits the AA!
1…2… NO! Seth kicks out!
The crowd loses it.
Rollins hits a Pedigree — Cena kicks out at ONE and sits up like a man possessed.
FINISH
Rollins lines up a stomp. Cena grabs his leg — goes for a second AA —
Rollins flips out, rebounds off the ropes—
CURB STOMP.
Rollins collapses onto him.
1…2…3.
WINNER: Seth Rollins — NEW World Champion
The arena becomes a choir.
“WHOA~ WHOA~ WHOA~”
Rollins stands on the turnbuckles, sweating, exhausted, beaming…He has a World Championship in his hands once again! Leaving ULW has proven to be the right move!
Then…
The Hurricane’s music hits!
The crowd loses it!
Hurricane: “Seth, what a heroic scene we have all just witnessed I am here to let you know that I would like you to enter the prestigious 48 man tournament for an opportunity to face muah!”
Seth smiles. Seth extends his hand and both men shake as they smile. The crowd cheers.
As The Hurricane turns to leave, Seth blasts him with the World Championship! Seth picks up the ULW title and looks at it with disgust. He exits the ring and drops it in a trash can near the commentary table.
Seth: “There will be no tournament. I am the last ULW Champion. No tournament…anywhere…will change that. This title…the World Championship…is the standard now.”
Show ends.
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