WWE MNR (8.11.25 = 7.442653)

WWE Raw Results

August 11, 2025

 – “Tonight’s the Night” – Cold Open

(We hear the faint Dexter piano theme. Camera on black. A slow fade into Doc Brown’s shadowed face. He speaks in a low, precise tone.)

Doc (V.O.):

“Tonight’s the night… and it’s going to happen again. It has to. For the future’s sake.”

(Close-up: Glowing green liquid swirls inside the syringe. Doc’s hand slowly tightens the plunger.)

Doc (V.O.):

“I don’t kill for sport. I don’t kill for pleasure. I… remove anomalies. Little…  lucha ripples in the space-time continuum that can become tidal waves.”

(Shot of Mistico lacing boots. Doc watches through a cracked door.)

Doc (V.O.):

“Místico. Intercontinental Champion. To the crowd, he’s an athlete. To me… he’s the reason the dinosaurs never invented jazz. It’s complicated.”

(Quick cuts: Doc stepping through puddles, lab coat dragging, syringe gleaming.)

Doc (V.O.):

“Patience. Precision. These are the tools of my trade. Well… and plutonium. And a flux capacitor. And occasionally a raccoon to test the math.”

(Catering scene — Doc almost jabs Mistico, hits mashed potatoes instead. HBP eats, his hair frizzes up.)

Doc (V.O.):

“Miscalculations happen. The trick is… adapting before the potatoes achieve sentience.”

(Under the ring shot. Syringe glow lights Doc’s face.)

Doc (V.O.):

“I have one shot. If I miss, the next chance could be decades away… or last Tuesday, depending on the math.”

(Final confrontation — Mistico shoves Doc backward, syringe flies into Pete the Ref’s drink.)

Doc (V.O.):

“I was too slow. The anomaly escapes. But time… time always gives me another chance.”

(Security drags him away. Doc shouts incoherently about 88 miles per hour as the Dexter theme fades under the WWE logo.)

Commentary Team: Wade Barrett & Booker T

We kick things off with the dramatic RAW opening video package, but before the pyro even cools off—IF YA SMELL— the roof blows clean off.

The Rock steps out, dripping in swagger and wearing the WWE Championship like it’s made of solid gold and ego. He takes his time down the ramp, soaks in the mixed roar, and smirks like he owns every seat in the building—because in his mind, he does.

“I don’t need 100 reigns to prove I’m the best—The Rock doesn’t need to lose and win it back a million times to pad the stats.”

“One reign. The reign. The one that will never… ever… end.”

The Rock goes on and brags about being the mountain every challenger dies trying to climb.

The Rock accepts ULW’s Brock Lesnar’s challenge for Starrcade, promising to make it “The Night the Beast Got Slain for Good.”

Wade Barrett: “I might’ve been rooting for The Rock before, but I think I’m changing my tune—man’s getting cockier by the minute.”

Booker T: “C’mon, Wade, if you had that belt, that bank account, and that eyebrow, you’d be cocky too. Trust me, dawg.”

MATCH 1 — The Usos vs. The Flex Squad (Powerhouse Hobbs & Brian Cage)

Fast-paced bruiser bout to open the night. Hobbs and Cage controlled early with sheer muscle, tossing Jey around like luggage. Jimmy took the hot tag, superkicks started flying, and soon the twins doubled up on Hobbs with a top-rope splash for the 1-2-3.

Winners: The Usos

Wade Barrett: “The Usos just took down two absolute machines. That’s not luck, that’s teamwork.”

Booker T: “Two words, Wade—day one.”

Winners: The Usos (via pinfall)

Post-match segment:

On the tron, we see a first-look clip from the upcoming film No Holds Barred 2.

 Zen Hogan (as RIP) stands face-to-face with Hades (Omos) in a dimly lit underground fight arena.

The stare-down lasts an uncomfortably long 15 seconds—crowd eats it up.

MATCH 2 — Rhea Ripley vs. Trish Stratus

A generational clash. Trish gave Rhea trouble early, countering the power game with agility and ring IQ. But once Rhea caught her mid-springboard and hit a spinning powerbomb, it was academic—Riptide, pin, done.

Winner: Rhea Ripley (via pinfall)

Post-match chaos:

Dominik Mysterio hits the ramp holding roses for Rhea, clearly ready for some PDA. Before he can get to the ring—Buddy Murphy jumps the barricade and blindsides Dom. Fists are flying until security swarms.

Booker T: “I ain’t mad at Buddy—man’s just tryna handle his business.”

Wade Barrett: “Business? That was a full-on ambush.”

Backstage Segment

Finn Bálor is grinning, telling Eric Bischoff that he’s going to beat Roman Reigns at Crown Jewel Perth. 

Bischoff drops the bomb—Jon Moxley has been added to the match.

Finn’s smile fades: “Why does the Roman-Moxley thing have to bleed into every title match?”

Moxley walks into frame: “Don’t worry about it, Finn. It won’t be a triple threat. Next Monday, I’m taking the United States Title away from Judgment Day”

Finn: “…what?”

MAIN EVENT / SHOW CLOSE

No match, just a tense final visual—Moxley and Finn staring each other down in the locker room while Bischoff smirks in the background, clearly enjoying the chaos that is stirring. Camera fades on Moxley cracking his knuckles.

Published by Daniel Crawford

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