Anthony’s Side Mission – What’s Happenin’ at Summerslam???
Brothas and pimps, it’s yo dawg back at it again! Ol’ Quest let me take the keyboard again to throw this here set of predictions at y’all for this weekend’s super special show of the summer with that slam at the end!
First of all, let’s get at it with Roman Reigns taking on Jon Moxley. They fightin’, right? I sure as hell left there recent fisticuffs thinkin’ as much, and I have this sneakin’ suspicion that Moxley is somehow takin’ the big fat W. That is, unless Roman is ‘bout to make another run at the top prize, but it be feelin’ a bit premature for that, ya feel me?
Is it finally Mox’s time to shine? I think so!
Imma be real y’all right now. While I be feelin’ the Street Profits, there ain’t no chance of them leavin’ the big Slam with the tag straps. Ain’t no chance in hell – as that OTHER Vince likes to say -, and this is cuz that APA is on the run of a lifetime. They were briefly kings of the ULW tag division, and now they ‘bout to reign over WWE’s!
On to the Interconti…damn that word takes too long to type, yo. A brotha has shit to do. I ain’t typin’ all that! Gable is a dude – as I talked at y’all about in the magazine – with an axe to grind, and I truly do feel that the end is near for his reign. Mystico made the whole world take notice on some real shit at Starrcade, and now the walls feel like they closin’ in on him! I see Mystico becomin’ the new IC strap holder as Doc has a KKK hissy fit!
I know that we have more matches overall, but I need to keep this shit simple, so I don’t lose y’all. We move on to the next big deal bout as Cena defends his World Heavyw…goddamn, what is with these long ass title names??? You tryna make me go to school and shit?? ANYWAYS, Cena is defending against Priest, and I think Damian leaves victorious! It has been a good run, John, but the road has come to an end, and now Damian is bout to shoot back to the top again!
That brings me to the Women’s Title, as Naomi puts it on the line against Tiffy, Rhea, and Jade Cargill. I miss my girl, Jade. Sure, I know we had to break up when I found my new boo, Stacy, but it was real while it lasted. I love ya, boo, you got this one, I believe in you! Fer real, tho, Jade has sparked the flames that have lit the industry on fire for the past few years, and that blaze consumed the business last month. Now, it’s time to capitalize on that cred, yo! Jade comin’ for the crown of the biz!!
Now, it’s time to look at the WWE Title. Look, I love that Cody has made Rock sweat and all, but he bout to put up the fight of the lifetime to walk away with nothin’! Rock will be the only champ to retain this weekend, and its cuz he IS THE FINAL BOSS, and ain’t no fakin’ ass Duo Dominatrix Champ comin’ in here and spoilin’ this hype ass run! Fuck all that! Rock is takin’ the win and headin’ on to finish January to end Duxen’s lame ass reign!
That’s all for me, I will holla at y’all some other time!
Until our next Mission, this has been Anthony!
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