CME Press Release on a SECOND Blockbuster Trade (6.21.25)

Press Release

June 21st, 2025

11:30pm

St. Louis, MO

Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ

From the desk of the Acting Head of Cash Mouse Entertainment, Leonard N. Mouse:

I just got off the phone with the apparent brains behind the operations over at BWM Inc., Master Splinter, who acted as a tough negotiator on behalf of his boss (and my brain-estranged brother) Benny, and boy, I have to say that he was relentless.

I seriously underestimated how much of the burden my brother Mickey had to shoulder when he was in charge of these things, but that’s quite alright. Still, Splinter drove a hard bargain and texted me a trade offer that I had to entertain.

For the past two decades, Mmouse Enterprises and then Cash Mouse Entertainment tried desperately to get our hands on the contract of Atlanta native and former AEW and WWE World Heavyweight Champion, AJ Styles, and I am pleased to announce that AJ has been traded to ULW!

Unfortunately, in order to sweeten this deal for AEW, we had to trade two of our top talents – both of whom had been exempted in this year’s draft -, and I am sad to reveal that while we were far from through with either star’s journey here in ULW, the appeal of bringing AJ Styles on board was too much to ignore.

So, it is with a heavy heart that I announce the departure of former two-time PWI Women’s Champion, Becky Lynch, and former WWE Champion, Damian Priest as both are bound for their new home in AEW. We wish both the best of luck in their future endeavors and want them to know that we will be keeping an eye out for them in the future. We want them back as soon as possible!

As for Mr. Styles, he will be replacing Mr. Priest in the Fatal Four Way match set to open the Shockwave special event on July 7th!

Respectfully submitted by

Lawrence C. Mason

Communications Director and Spokesman for Cash Mouse Entertainment

Published by Daniel Crawford

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