Press Release
May 8th, 2025
10:16am
St. Louis, MO
Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ
From the desk of the Acting Head of Cash Mouse Entertainment, ULW’s Chief Commissioner Lenny Mouse stated the following:
“Get ready for another fantastic week of professional wrestling as ULW kicks off its final 3-show stretch of our inaugural season! We are dubbing next week ‘ULW’s Awesome Insane Week’ as it will kick off with ‘Awesome Aggression II’ and then conclude with ‘Insane Intensity’ en route to our season finale on May 26th: ‘Memorial Mayhem’!
So, what’s on tap for next week’s broadcasts? Well, here’s what we got:
For starters, Monday night will start the festivities with a match to determine who will challenge the Rascalz at ‘Memorial Mayhem’ for the Tag Team Championships. It will see the Young Bucks versus the D’Angelo Family versus the Authors of Pain in a Ladder War!
The second match on Monday’s card will be an attempt to take a glimpse into the future of the business with a showcase that we are dubbing the ‘7th Era Prospect Brawl’ which will pit – in a new annual tradition – two newcomers to the mainstream in this era against one another in a no disqualification match as ‘All Ego’ Ethan Page takes on the Russian Dragon, Ilja Dragunov!
Next, after some trash talking in the locker room over the past few days led the exempt legend ‘Heartbreak Punk’ to issue a blanket challenge to any other legend who dares to replace him on the exemptions list, I have decided we will have another annual tradition wherein one of the ten exempt legends will be forced to defend their exempt status in a ‘Legend Status Exemption Match’ with the first entry into this series pitting HBP against a mystery opponent!
In the Main Event, after I offer my thoughts in an in-ring address to the world, Bron Breakker will take on the entirety of the Manly Men in a ‘Manly Gauntlet Match’!
Onwards to Friday, and we have another 3 fantastic bouts for all of you to close out the week, beginning with a tag team match between the two surviving members of ‘They’ (Sean Olson and Sting) and the reluctant team of the two men who’ve crossed paths with them in the form of their disappointing prospect, Buddy Murphy, and the former Premier Champion, Owen Hart!
Speaking of the League Titles, we will attempt to unify them yet again as the Premier Champion, Kevin Owens, takes on the Extreme Champion, Ricky Starks!
Then, the Intensity Main Event will feature a contractually-obligated rematch for the Women’s Championship as AJ Lee defends her title against the Cult Leader, Alexa Bliss; who hopes to make history by becoming the first-ever five-time Women’s Champion!
Moreover, here is what we have slated so far for ‘Memorial Mayhem’:
Ronda Rousey puts her exempt status on the line as I have granted her the privilege (especially as she was the first overall draft pick in 2024) as she challenges for the Women’s Championship!
The Rascalz will defend their Tag Team Championships against the winning team of the Ladder War!
In a match wherein you must earn a shot at the Undisputed Championship or lose your exempt status, Matt Cardona takes on the Iconic Dragonfly in Dragonfly’s first match since Cardona initially ended his career!
Finally, the Main Event to end the Undisputed Championship’s vacancy will be revealed with my announcement on ‘Awesome Aggression’!
We can’t wait to see you all for this final stretch! Thank you for your attention.
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Signed,
Your Leader in the 7th Era
Leonard Nimoy Mouse”
Respectfully submitted by
Lawrence C. Mason
Communications Director and Spokesman for Cash Mouse Entertainment
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