BREAKING NEWS
May 7th, 2025
2:25pm
St. Louis, MO
Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ
After learning of the news last night that ULW defeated AEW for a second consecutive ratings battle (as well as marking a third consecutive Monday night ratings victory in head-to-head competition, and possibly a fourth consecutive ratings victory, depending on what the final numbers for last Friday reveal), the ULW Cabinet was in a celebratory mood, as was the Board of Directors.
The elation for the streak of ratings victories led to the directive for us to post the following on Twitter:
Still, many questions linger regarding the aftermath of “Cinco De Massacre” and what it means for the path to “Memorial Mayhem” in 19 days. As a result, the Chief Commissioner of ULW, who also presently serves as the Acting Interim Head of Cash Mouse Entertainment – Lenny Mouse – sent out a memo announcing that he will be addressing the world this coming Monday:
Apparently feeling the heat from being the only person directly mentioned in the Tweet above, Slammu felt it necessary to respond to the ULW post with some aggressive thoughts of his own:
There’s no telling what to expect this Monday, as “Awesome Aggression” returns for the first of the final three blockbuster ULW shows to close out our first season! See you on Monday night, and be sure to stay tuned for further updates, as the card for “Awesome Aggression” is sure to be revealed in the coming hours!
Respectfully submitted by
Lawrence C. Mason
Communications Director and Spokesman for Cash Mouse Entertainment
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