Press Release
April 11th, 2025
9:40pm
St. Louis, MO
Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ
From the Desk of the Acting Head of Cash Mouse Entertainment, Leonard Nimoy Mouse:
To the fans of ULW and professional wrestling as a whole,
I regret to announce that tonight’s episode of “Insane Intensity” (which is the new name for the periodic special installment of “Intensity”, along with “Awesome Aggression” being the name for the special installment of Aggression) has been postponed until Sunday. This is due to an ongoing internal investigation, the details for which will be forthcoming in the near future.
Moreover, I will be directing my Enforcer, Jacob Fatu, to keep a close eye on the safety of our company Head, who remains in hiding, my niece Catherine Mouse. This is due to a heightened risk to her safety as well as to the safety of ULW. I’ve come to this conclusion that we must need to raise our alert level after the repeated and unexplained interruptions that our programming continues to experience. Again, more details will come soon enough.
Finally, the cards for “Intensity” and “Aggression” are now available on the website, with “Awesome Aggression” hailing from the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois this coming Monday night. Stay tuned for updates from Johnny Quest in the coming 48 hours.
Respectfully submitted by
Lawrence C. Mason
Communications Director and Spokesman for Cash Mouse Entertainment