Raw Results
January 20, 2025
Opening Segment: The Bloodline in the Ring
The show kicks off with The Bloodline’s music. The Rock leads Solo Sikoa and the Usos to the ring, holding the WWE Championship.
The Rock: “Finally, The Rock has found a warrior within The Bloodline who might be worthy of carrying this family’s legacy forward. Solo Sikoa, tonight, you face AJ Styles for the World Championship. But remember—this isn’t just about you. It’s about proving to The Rock that you’re more than just muscle. You either take that title, or you fall in line!”
Before Solo can respond, AJ Styles interrupts.
AJ Styles: “Rock, you can try to pull Solo’s strings, but I’m not letting you use me as a pawn in your game. Tonight, I’ll show you why this championship stays with the Phenomenal One!”
As tension rises, The Rock teases attacking AJ but holds back, smirking as the crowd boos.
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Kofi Kingston vs. Chad Gable (w/Otis)
Kofi Kingston looks visibly frustrated throughout the match, showing uncharacteristic aggression. Despite his intensity, Chad Gable capitalizes on a distracted Kofi and wins with a roll-up.
Post-Match: Big E comes out to console Kofi, but Kofi shoves him away, yelling, “I don’t need your help!” before storming off.
Commentary:
Pat McAfee: “Trouble in paradise—literally—for Kofi and Big E!”
Triple H: “I’ve been in factions before. When egos get involved, it’s only a matter of time before things explode. What a crazy night here on a day where Donald J Trump has become the 47th President of these United States.”
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Backstage Segment: Vince Russo & Michael J. Fox
Michael J. Fox is pacing nervously while Vince Russo pitches ridiculous ideas for his new “honorary bro.”
Vince Russo: “Bro, hear me out. What if you come to the ring on a skateboard with fireworks shooting out of the wheels?”
Michael J. Fox: “I’m an actor, not a daredevil, Vince!”
Before Russo can respond, newly singed,Guyla Rose walks past, giving Michael a wink. He looks confused, and Russo whispers, “Bro, keep your eyes off her—CEO Murrey doesn’t play games!”
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Guyla Rose vs. Natalya
Guyla Rose dominates Natalya in a quick match, finishing her with a devastating powerbomb. After the match, she grabs a mic.
Guyla Rose: “Secrets don’t stay hidden forever, Murrey. Keep ignoring me, and I’ll make sure the whole world knows what you’ve been up to!”
The camera cuts to CEO Murrey watching in his office, visibly panicked.
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Backstage Segment: Big E Confronts Kofi
Big E finds Kofi in the locker room.
Big E: “What’s going on with you, man? We’re brothers!”
Kofi: “Brothers? Feels like I’m always living in your shadow. I’m tired of being overlooked while everyone cheers for Big E!”
The tension escalates, and Kofi storms out, leaving Big E looking conflicted.
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Michael J. Fox (w/Vince Russo) vs. The Miz
This match is more comedy than competition. Vince Russo distracts The Miz, allowing Michael J. Fox to roll him up for a surprise victory.
Commentary:
Pat McAfee: “Are you kidding me? Michael J. Fox just pinned The Miz!”
Triple H: “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Vince Russo might be onto something… much like Dr.King..he has a dream!”
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Promo: The Rock Calls Out the Roster
The Rock storms to the ring, furious after Solo’s earlier match was set.
The Rock: “I’ve looked around this locker room, and all I see is mediocrity! Nobody here is worthy of stepping into the ring with The Rock! Not AJ Styles, not Bobby Lashley, not Drew McIntyre!”
Before he can continue, Johnny Gargano interrupts.
Gargano: “Rock, I respect you, but if you think nobody’s worthy, maybe you’ve been looking in the wrong places. If Solo can’t get it done tonight, I’m next in line for AJ—and maybe, just maybe, I’ll come for your title next!”
The Rock smirks but doesn’t reply, leaving the ring.
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Main Event: AJ Styles (c) vs. Solo Sikoa – World Championship Match
This hard-hitting match sees Solo Sikoa come close to victory multiple times, but The Rock’s constant interference distracts him. AJ capitalizes, hitting a Phenomenal Forearm to retain the title.
Post-Match: The Rock berates Solo, calling him a failure. Solo snaps, shoving The Rock and walking out on The Bloodline.
Commentary:
Pat McAfee: “Solo Sikoa just walked out on The Rock! What does this mean for The Bloodline?”
Triple H: “This family might be crumbling before our eyes.”
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Closing Segment: CEO Murrey Confronts Guyla Rose
The show ends with CEO Murrey backstage, angrily confronting Guyla Rose.
CEO Murrey: “You think you can blackmail me? You’re playing a dangerous game, Guyla!”
Guyla Rose: “The truth will come out, Murrey. Whether you like it or not.”
As Guyla walks away, the camera zooms in on Murrey’s anxious face, and then pans over to Doc Brown’s shocked face, closing the show.
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January 21, 2025
Press Release
CEO Murrey has signed a series of executive orders this morning.
The list includes securing Vince Russo as Head of Creative, hiring Mick Foley to be the Commissioner of Raw on Netflix (effectively replacing GM Bischoff), securing the three man commentary team of Pat McAfee, Booker T, and Triple H (effectively removing Triple H from upper management), moving Stephanie McMahon, HBK and William Regal to run the Performance Center (effectively removing Regal from being the GM of the defunct Smackdown and HBK as GM of the defunct NXT).
Reinstating the United States Championship and the World Tag Team Championships to Raw on Netflix (effectively creating future tournaments for both), and signing a rule for gender rights in the workplace.
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 