Kickoff to WWE Championship Week!
Raw Results
12/02/2024
Opening
The camera pans across a raucous crowd in a packed arena as pyro explodes on the stage. The iconic theme music of Raw blares through the speakers, and the energy is electric. At the commentary desk, Booker T and Pat McAfee are ready to kick things off.
Pat McAfee: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw! And boy, oh boy, are we in for a banger tonight! Booker T, can you feel the electricity, my man?”
Booker T: “Pat, I’m feelin’ it, dawg! We got ourselves a show packed with action, drama, and maybe even a little revenge. But first, we gotta talk about what went down last week. Doc Brown? Betraying DDP to help Flex Fuller steal—nah, win—the United States Championship? Are you kiddin’ me, sucka?”
Pat McAfee: “It’s wild, Book! Doc Brown traded loyalty for gold, and now Flex Fuller walks into tonight as the new U.S. Champ. But you know Andrade isn’t going to let this reign last without a fight. That title match is coming up right after this commercial break, and I’m here for it!”
Booker T: “We’re talkin’ high stakes, Pat! Andrade’s one of the best, and if Flex thinks this is gonna be a cakewalk, he’s got another thing comin’. You better believe that!”
Suddenly, the camera cuts backstage to a grinning Doc Brown, dressed in an outlandish lab coat and goggles, standing next to Flex Fuller, who is taping his wrists with a cocky smirk.
Doc Brown: “Oh, what’s that sound? It’s the sound of progress! Diamond Dallas Page thought he could cling to the past, but I proved that the future belongs to us! And after tonight, Andrade’s gonna learn that science and Flex Fuller are an unstoppable combination. Great Scott, this is our time!”
Pat McAfee (over the footage): “This guy really thinks he’s Einstein, huh? Let’s see if that so-called ‘future’ survives Andrade’s fire tonight!”
Booker T: “I’m tellin’ you, Pat, Flex better come correct. Andrade’s hungry, and this might be the shortest U.S. Title reign in history!”
The camera cuts back to the arena as the crowd roars, and Flex Fuller’s music hits, signaling the start of the match after the break.
Pat McAfee: “Don’t move a muscle, folks! The United States Championship is on the line, and it’s happening NEXT!”
Cue commercial break.
United States Championship Match
Flex Fuller vs Andrade
In a hard-fought battle, Flex Fuller successfully retained his United States Championship against the tenacious Andrade in a thrilling contest that had the WWE Universe on their feet. Andrade came out with blazing intensity, targeting Fuller’s midsection with precision offense and high-flying maneuvers, nearly capturing the title with a picture-perfect moonsault.
However, Flex’s resilience and cunning, coupled with the ever-scheming presence of Doc Brown at ringside, turned the tide. After a timely distraction from Brown—complete with a thrown clipboard that Andrade narrowly dodged—Flex capitalized with a devastating low blow behind the referee’s back.
Moments later, Fuller sealed the deal with his new signature Flex Cutter, earning the pinfall victory and solidifying his controversial reign. As boos rained down from the crowd, Fuller and Doc Brown celebrated in the ring, taunting the fallen Andrade and declaring their dominance.
This victory sets the tone for Flex Fuller’s reign as U.S. Champion, but with tactics like these, it’s clear the locker room won’t take his actions lightly.
Segment: Something Corny
Backstage, Mark Henry is seen talking to some younger wrestlers about his legendary career when Jim Cornette walks up carrying a large KFC bucket.
Jim Cornette: “Mark! My man, the World’s Strongest Man! You know, I was just thinking, with all that heavy lifting you’ve done over the years, you must be starving. Lucky for you, ol’ Jimmy here came prepared with some finger-lickin’ goodness!”
Cornette proudly holds up the KFC bucket, grinning ear to ear. Mark Henry raises an eyebrow, unimpressed.
Mark Henry: “Cornette, what are you doing with that?”
Jim Cornette: “What am I doing? Mark, I’m solving problems! You’re a big guy, you need big meals. And nothing says ‘big meal’ like original recipe chicken! Besides, this bucket’s got your name all over it!”
Mark Henry: “Oh, it does, huh?”
Jim Cornette: “Absolutely! I mean, look at you! You’re built like a freight train, but even freight trains need fuel. And this is the good stuff, Mark. I even got mashed potatoes and gravy!”
Mark Henry stares at Cornette for a moment, then slowly smiles.
Mark Henry: “You know what, Cornette? You’re right. A guy like me needs fuel.”
Henry grabs the bucket of chicken, but instead of eating it, he hoists it above Cornette’s head.
Mark Henry: “But I think this fuel suits you better.”
Before Cornette can protest, Mark dumps the entire bucket over his head. Fried chicken, biscuits, and gravy go everywhere. Cornette is left standing in a mess, looking shocked as the other wrestlers burst into laughter.
Jim Cornette: “Hey! This was supposed to be a gesture of kindness, not a food fight!”
Mark Henry: “Next time, just ask if I’m hungry, Cornette. But hey, thanks for the snack!”
Henry walks off, chuckling, while Cornette tries to clean himself up.
Jim Cornette (muttering): “I was just trying to help the man out… ungrateful! That gravy cost extra!”
The camera pans out as Cornette slips on a biscuit and falls, getting another round of laughs from everyone around.
Inaugural Women’s United States Championship Match
Lita vs Sonya Deville
Sonya Deville made history by defeating Lita to become the first-ever Women’s United States Champion in a high-stakes match that delivered on every level. The WWE Universe witnessed an epic battle between Lita’s veteran savvy and high-risk offense versus Sonya’s aggressive strikes and technical prowess.
Lita gained early momentum with her iconic moves, including a perfectly executed Twist of Fate and a near-fall after a breathtaking moonsault. However, Sonya’s grit and strategic mindset turned the tide. After dodging a second moonsault attempt, Deville capitalized with a brutal running knee and transitioned into her signature Deville’s Advocate submission hold. With no escape, Lita had no choice but to tap out.
Following her historic victory, an emotional Sonya celebrated in the ring, hoisting the new championship high above her head. But the moment became even more electrifying when The Dominatrix, her enigmatic ally, entered the ring. In a shocking and symbolic display of their bond, Sonya passionately kissed The Dominatrix, cementing their partnership as one of the most talked-about duos in WWE.
As the crowd buzzed with mixed reactions, Sonya and The Dominatrix stood tall, signaling a bold and unpredictable future for the Women’s United States Championship.
Inaugural Women’s World Championship Match
Shayna Baszler vs Kairi Sane
Kairi Sane etched her name in the history books by defeating Shayna Baszler to become the first-ever Women’s World Champion in an exhilarating contest. The match was a classic clash of styles: Baszler’s hard-hitting, submission-based offense against Sane’s high-flying agility and unyielding heart.
Shayna dominated early, targeting Kairi’s arm with ruthless precision to set up her signature Kirifuda Clutch. However, Sane refused to stay down, rallying with her resilience and precision strikes. In the final moments, Kairi countered a suplex attempt into a thunderous Interceptor Spear, followed by her breathtaking Insane Elbow from the top rope to secure the pinfall victory.
The crowd erupted as the pirate princess was handed the championship belt, tears streaming down her face. Just as Kairi began her celebration, the WWE Women’s Champion, Asuka, made her way to the ring. The audience watched in awe as Asuka embraced her longtime friend and former tag team partner in a heartfelt hug.
The two shared an emotional moment in the ring, holding their titles high as the crowd chanted, “You deserve it!” This historic victory marked the beginning of Kairi’s reign and a reaffirmation of her bond with Asuka, creating an unforgettable night for the WWE Universe.
Segment: The gift that keeps on giving
The scene opens backstage with Pete the Ref, dressed in his usual referee attire, pacing nervously as he dials a number on his phone. He takes a deep breath and begins the call.
Pete the Ref: [nervously] “Hey, Vince, it’s Pete the Ref. Uh, listen, I’ve been trying to figure out what to get CEO Murrey for Christmas this year. You know, I want it to be special but—”
Before Pete can finish, Vince Russo’s voice comes booming through the phone, full of energy.
Vince Russo: “BRO! Bro, let me tell you something, bro! Christmas gifts, bro, that’s simple! You don’t need to overthink it, bro!”
Pete the Ref: “Well, I was thinking something personal, something unique. Maybe like a custom-made—”
Vince Russo: “BRO! BRO! You can’t go wrong with a gift card, bro! You know what I mean? A gift card, bro, that way they can get whatever they want, bro!”
Pete the Ref: [pauses] “I mean, yeah, but I was thinking something more… thoughtful. Maybe something that represents his role here, you know, as CEO.”
Vince Russo: “BRO! BRO! I got it! Get him a Vince Russo-approved pair of sunglasses, bro! CEO Murrey loves shades, bro! You can’t go wrong with shades, bro!”
Pete the Ref: “Sunglasses? It’s winter, Vince. I don’t think CEO Murrey is gonna—”
Vince Russo: “BRO! BRO! It doesn’t matter! Just get the sunglasses, bro! Everybody loves sunglasses, bro! You put those on, bro, and you feel like a million bucks, bro!”
Pete the Ref: [sighing] “Vince, okay, but what if I got him something that, I don’t know, shows some thought? Maybe a nice personalized plaque or—”
Vince Russo: [interrupts] “BRO! BRO! Plaques, bro? Who cares about plaques, bro? What’s he gonna do with a plaque, bro? He’s not hanging that on the wall, bro! BRO!”
Pete the Ref: [frustrated] “Vince, I’m just trying to figure this out. I don’t want to mess it up. I want to show CEO Murrey I care about his role around here. Maybe a nice pen set or—”
Vince Russo: [shouting into the phone] “BRO! BRO! What’s with all the pens, bro? Get him a Vince Russo-approved toy wrestling ring, bro! You can never go wrong with that, bro!”
Pete the Ref: [pauses and rubs his temples] “A toy wrestling ring, Vince? For a grown man?”
Vince Russo: “BRO! It’s not about the toy part, bro! It’s the spirit, bro! And you know what? If you really wanna go above and beyond, throw in a Vince Russo action figure, bro!”
Pete the Ref: [deadpan] “Okay, well… I think I have enough ideas now, Vince. Thanks for the help… I guess.”
Vince Russo: [excitedly] “BRO! No problem, bro! Just make sure the gift has some energy, bro! And don’t forget to get that gift card, bro!”
Pete the Ref: [shaking his head] “Yeah… thanks, Vince. I’ll… keep that in mind.”
Pete hangs up the phone, looks around, and mutters to himself.
Pete the Ref: [to himself] “What just happened?”
The camera cuts to Vince Russo on the other end of the call, grinning widely to himself as he kicks back in his office.
Vince Russo: [to no one in particular] “BRO, I’m a genius.”
Main Event: World Championship Match
AJ Styles vs Chad Gable
In a thrilling main event, AJ Styles successfully retained his World Championship against the highly talented Chad Gable in an action-packed match that kept the WWE Universe on the edge of their seats. From the opening bell, Gable showcased his technical prowess, countering Styles’ high-flying offense with expertly executed suplexes and submission holds.
AJ Styles, ever the resilient champion, fought back with his signature speed and precision, delivering a phenomenal Pele kick and a near fall from a springboard 450 splash. As the match reached its climax, Gable nearly pulled off a shocking upset with a beautifully executed Chaos Theory suplex, but Styles managed to escape just in time.
In the final moments, AJ capitalized on a misstep by Gable, hitting the Styles Clash for the victory, pinning Gable in a hard-fought battle. As the referee raised his hand in victory, Styles stood tall, battered but victorious, proving why he remains one of the best in the business. Despite the loss, Chad Gable earned the respect of the crowd for his incredible performance, leaving the door open for future opportunities at the championship.
End of Show