Survivor Series WarGames Results
November 30, 2024
Opening
[Arena lights flicker, fans roaring as the WarGames structure looms over the ring.]
Pat McAfee: “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all the crazy people who willingly bought the last-row seats—WELCOME to Survivor Series WARGAMES! It’s not just wrestling tonight; it’s mayhem in a cage, baby! We’ve got rivalries hotter than my Thanksgiving leftovers, and trust me, Booker, those were spicy!”
Booker T: “Oh, no doubt, Pat! Tonight’s about bad blood and settlin’ scores inside that two-ring monstrosity! It’s gonna get messy, it’s gonna get ugly—heck, it might even get illegal—and I’m here for every second of it! CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA?”
Pat McAfee: “Oh, I can dig it, Book! This isn’t just Survivor Series; this is the night careers get made… or destroyed. Somebody’s leaving with bragging rights, and somebody’s leaving in pieces! I’m so pumped, I might climb into that cage myself!”
Booker T: “You better sit your skinny butt down, Pat. This is a job for professionals! But hey, if you do wanna jump in, lemme know so I can sell some popcorn and get rich!”
Pat McAfee: “Smart move, Book. You’d definitely have a better return on that than my fantasy football picks this year! But enough talk—it’s time for the chaos, the carnage, the WAAAARRRRGAMES!”
[Camera pans to the ominous steel structure as pyro explodes. The crowd erupts.]
Booker T: “Let’s get it on, baby! Somebody call the fire department—because this place is about to BURN!”
WarGames Match: The Bloodline (The Rock, Solo Sikoa, Jimmy & Jey Uso) vs. Bobby Lashley & The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins) 🌟
[The match begins with Solo Sikoa squaring off against Montez Ford. Ford dazzles with his athleticism, dodging Solo’s heavy strikes, but Solo’s raw power takes control as the first five minutes pass.]
Pat McAfee: “Montez is doing everything short of levitating to stay alive, but Solo’s over here like a human wrecking ball!”
Booker T: “Ford’s quick, but you can’t run forever in a cage like this, Pat. Sooner or later, Solo’s gonna catch him—and when he does, it’s lights out!”
[Angelo Dawkins enters next, evening the odds. The Street Profits work together with tandem offense, hitting Solo with a spinebuster and frog splash combo. Solo weathers the storm as Jimmy Uso enters next, immediately turning the tide with superkicks galore.]
Booker T: “Here comes Jimmy! He’s kickin’ heads like he’s in the UFC!”
Pat McAfee: “This dude’s foot has more accuracy than my Madden throws, and that’s saying something!”
[Bobby Lashley enters, leveling Jimmy and Solo with devastating power moves. The Profits and Lashley dominate until Jey Uso enters, leading to a thrilling exchange between him and Ford, both men trading high-flying offense and agility.]
Pat McAfee: “Jey Uso just went airborne, and Montez Ford said, ‘Anything you can do, I can do better!’ These guys are unreal!”
Booker T: “But don’t sleep on Bobby Lashley. That man is a one-man army out here, slamming everybody like it’s a buffet of destruction!”
[The Rock enters last for The Bloodline to a deafening crowd reaction. He storms the cage, hitting Lashley with a spinebuster and a thunderous People’s Elbow. The Bloodline takes over, isolating Lashley while Jimmy and Jey double-team Dawkins.]
Pat McAfee: “THE GREAT ONE is here! This isn’t just WarGames—it’s The Rock’s playground now!”
Booker T: “Pat, I’m tellin’ ya, the man is a walking movie script. Everything he does is BLOCKBUSTER!”
[Ford rallies with a breathtaking leap off the top of the cage, wiping out the entire Bloodline. The crowd explodes as Lashley locks Solo in the Hurt Lock, but The Rock breaks it up with a Samoan Drop.]
Pat McAfee: “Montez Ford just turned this match into an IMAX feature! That man is insane!”
Booker T: “But don’t count out The Rock, Pat! He’s the X-factor in this match, and he’s got Lashley’s number!”
[The match reaches its climax as The Rock and Lashley trade finishing moves. Lashley looks to end it with a Spear, but Solo intercepts with a Samoan Spike. The Usos hit a double superkick on Dawkins, and The Rock delivers a thunderous Rock Bottom to Montez Ford for the pin.]
Winners: The Bloodline
[The crowd roars as The Rock stands tall with Solo, Jimmy, and Jey. The Bloodline celebrates atop the cage, staring down Lashley and The Street Profits, who look battered but defiant.]
Pat McAfee: “WHAT A MATCH! The Bloodline just proved they’re not just a family—they’re an empire!”
Booker T: “That’s how you do it in WarGames, Pat! The Rock and his crew came, saw, and conquered!”
Pat McAfee: “And somewhere in Hollywood, a director’s rewriting the script for Fast 15 after seeing this war! What a night!”
[The show cuts to replays of the biggest moments as The Bloodline exits victorious.]
Intercontinental Championship Match: Tommaso Ciampa (c) vs. Johnny Gargano
[The bell rings, and the arena is electric as longtime friends-turned-rivals Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano square off. The match begins with a slow, methodical pace as both men exchange holds and counter-wrestling, showcasing their deep knowledge of each other.]
Pat McAfee: “This isn’t just a wrestling match, Book. This is a chess match with suplexes! These two know each other better than I know the back of my hand—and I spend a lot of time gesturing with it!”
Booker T: “You’re right, Pat. It’s a battle of wills. These boys got history, but tonight, history don’t matter—only that Intercontinental gold does!”
[As the match progresses, Ciampa uses his aggression to take control, focusing on Gargano’s neck with a vicious series of strikes and submissions. Gargano sells the pain but refuses to quit, rallying back with a series of lightning-fast counters and a slingshot spear that nearly gets the three-count.]
Pat McAfee: “Johnny Wrestling is showing more heart than a Hallmark movie, but Ciampa—he’s got that bulldog mentality! He’ll tear you apart if you give him an inch!”
Booker T: “Ciampa’s got bad intentions written all over his face, Pat. If Gargano don’t find a way to stay one step ahead, it’s game over!”
[The match reaches its first dramatic peak when Ciampa attempts a Fairy Tale Ending, but Gargano counters into a Gargano Escape. The crowd erupts as Ciampa struggles to reach the ropes, his face contorted in agony.]
Booker T: “This could be it! Gargano’s got it locked in tight! Is Ciampa gonna tap?!”
Pat McAfee: “The champ’s in trouble, Book! We might be witnessing a miracle!”
[Ciampa claws to the ropes to break the hold, and the match continues. Both men trade devastating moves, including a Tower of Doom spot and a brutal running knee strike from Ciampa that nearly knocks Gargano out cold. Ciampa pulls down his knee pad and sets up for another knee, but Gargano dodges and hits a superkick that leaves both men lying on the mat.]
Pat McAfee: “Both these dudes are running on fumes, Book! This is like a Rocky movie, but with more headlocks and less Adrian!”
Booker T: “This is what the Intercontinental Championship is all about, Pat—grit, determination, and leaving it all in the ring!”
[In the final moments, Ciampa looks to end it with a second Fairy Tale Ending. He lifts Gargano, but Gargano flips out, landing on his feet and immediately hitting a Poison Rana. As Ciampa staggers to his knees, Gargano connects with a thunderous Last Shot kick, followed by a slingshot DDT.]
Pat McAfee: “Johnny’s pullin’ out all the stops! Is this it?!”
Booker T: “This is the moment! Hit it, Johnny, HIT IT!”
[Gargano locks in another Gargano Escape in the center of the ring. Ciampa fights valiantly but ultimately has no choice but to tap out. The bell rings, and the crowd explodes as Johnny Gargano becomes the new Intercontinental Champion.]
Winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Johnny Gargano
[Gargano collapses in tears, clutching the title. Ciampa, still on his knees, looks heartbroken but slowly nods in respect. Gargano extends a hand, and after a tense moment, Ciampa shakes it. The two share a brief embrace before Ciampa exits the ring, leaving Gargano to soak in the cheers.]
Pat McAfee: “WHAT A MATCH! Johnny Gargano has climbed the mountain, and he’s holding the gold at the top! This isn’t just a win—it’s redemption!”
Booker T: “That’s how you make history, Pat. Gargano earned every bit of this, but you gotta respect Ciampa too. He gave everything he had. That’s what the Intercontinental Championship means!”
[Gargano stands on the turnbuckle, holding the title high as confetti rains down and the crowd chants, “JOHN-NY WREST-LING!” The show cuts to replays of the match’s highlights, emphasizing the passion and heart of both competitors.]
United States Championship Match: DDP (c) vs. Flex Fuller
[The match begins with a classic back-and-forth, with DDP using his veteran savvy and Flex Fuller showing off his athleticism. The crowd is hyped, knowing this is not just a match but a clash of styles and eras.]
Mick Foley: “What a match we have here, Shawn! It’s the master of the Diamond Cutter versus the powerhouse Flex Fuller, who looks like he eats barbells for breakfast!”
Shawn Michaels: “No doubt about it, Mick. Flex has all the tools to win tonight, but DDP has the experience. The champ’s been here before—he’s got ice in his veins!”
[Flex Fuller gains control with a series of power moves, including a thunderous spinebuster that shakes the ring. DDP rallies back with a spinning lariat and his signature running knee lift, setting up for the Diamond Cutter. Fuller wisely rolls out of the ring, regrouping as the crowd showers him with boos.]
Mick Foley: “Flex Fuller is taking a breather, but I gotta say, Shawn—there’s something about that guy that makes me nervous. He’s too calm for a man in a high-stakes title match!”
Shawn Michaels: “You might be onto something, Mick. And don’t forget—Doc Brown is lurking ringside, and that guy’s always up to something!”
[DDP follows Fuller to the outside, slamming him into the barricade. Doc Brown distracts the referee while sneaking something from his coat pocket—a syringe filled with a mysterious glowing liquid. He slides it into the ring near Flex.]
Mick Foley: “Wait a second—what did Doc just slide into the ring?! That’s not a legal wrestling hold, Shawn!”
Shawn Michaels: “Mick, I’ve seen a lot of shady managers, but a syringe? What’s in there, motor oil?!”
[Back in the ring, Flex grabs the syringe and hesitates, looking at the glowing liquid. The crowd erupts in boos as Fuller injects himself in the arm, his body trembling as if supercharged.]
Mick Foley: “WHAT IN THE NAME OF MR. SOCKO IS HAPPENING?!”
Shawn Michaels: “This is insane! He just turned himself into Flex 2.0!”
[With his newfound strength, Fuller tosses DDP across the ring like a rag doll. The champ tries to fight back, but Flex no-sells every punch, standing tall and looking almost unstoppable. Fuller grabs DDP, hoisting him high for his finisher, the Flex Bomb (a devastating jackhammer). He plants DDP in the center of the ring and hooks the leg.]
1… 2… 3!
Winner and NEW United States Champion: Flex Fuller
[The crowd is in stunned silence as Fuller stands victorious, holding the United States Championship high. Doc Brown enters the ring, grinning like a mad scientist as he raises Flex’s arm.]
Mick Foley: “I don’t believe what I just saw, Shawn! This wasn’t just a win—it was a science experiment gone wrong!”
Shawn Michaels: “Flex Fuller didn’t just cheat, Mick—he transformed! Doc Brown and that syringe just turned this match into something out of a horror movie!”
[As Flex celebrates, DDP stirs in the ring, glaring at Doc Brown and Fuller. The commentary team speculates on the fallout as Fuller and Doc exit, leaving behind chaos and controversy.]
Mick Foley: “DDP got robbed tonight, Shawn, but you know him—he’s not gonna let this go quietly.”
Shawn Michaels: “You’re right about that, Mick. Flex Fuller might be walking out with the gold, but there’s no way this story ends here!”
[The camera cuts to a close-up of DDP’s determined face as the crowd chants his name. The show ends with a split-screen: DDP in the ring and Flex Fuller celebrating with Doc Brown on the stage.]
Main Event: World Championship Match
The Demon Finn Balor (c) vs. AJ Styles
Match III of the Trilogy
[The match begins with an electric atmosphere, the crowd firmly divided between Finn Balor’s menacing Demon persona and AJ Styles’ phenomenal skill set. Both men lock eyes as the bell rings, the weight of their trilogy evident in their body language. They circle each other before engaging in a collar-and-elbow tie-up, quickly transitioning to a sequence of rapid counters that showcase their deep familiarity.]
Pat McAfee: “Book, this is it! The grand finale of this trilogy—the Demon Finn Balor against The Phenomenal One, AJ Styles. I’ve got chills already!”
Booker T: “No doubt, Pat. These two know each other inside and out. This ain’t just about the World Title—it’s about who’s the best in the game right now.”
First Phase: Mind Games and Momentum Shifts
[Balor tries to get inside Styles’ head with his eerie demeanor, crawling and taunting, but Styles stays focused, countering with his explosive strikes. The pace quickens as AJ hits a dropkick, sending Balor to the outside. Styles follows with a breathtaking Phenomenal Forearm to the floor, but Balor counters moments later with a sling blade into the barricade.]
Booker T: “The Demon’s playing those mind games, Pat, but AJ’s been here before. This ain’t his first rodeo!”
Pat McAfee: “But that sling blade on the outside? That’s Demon 101, baby! Balor’s got moves that hurt as much as they mess with your head!”
Middle Phase: Brutality Escalates
[The action returns to the ring, where Balor takes control, targeting Styles’ ribs with stiff kicks and a double stomp. He locks in a grounded abdominal stretch, wrenching AJ’s midsection to neutralize his aerial arsenal. AJ fights back with his signature combo—forearm, clothesline, and the Ushigoroshi—but Balor kicks out at two.]
[The crowd erupts as Styles attempts a Styles Clash, but Balor wriggles free and counters into a reverse 1916. He climbs to the top rope, looking for the Coup de Grâce, but AJ rolls out of the way at the last second, sending Balor crashing to the mat.]
Pat McAfee: “BALOR MISSED! He went for the dagger, and it backfired!”
Booker T: “This is what it’s all about, Pat—big moves, big risks. These boys are layin’ it all on the line!”
Final Phase: Drama and High Stakes
[The match reaches its crescendo with both men trading near falls. AJ hits the Styles Clash, but Balor gets a foot on the rope at the last second. Balor retaliates with a shotgun dropkick, sending AJ crashing into the corner. The Demon looks for the Coup de Grâce again and connects this time—but AJ kicks out at 2.9, and the arena explodes.]
Pat McAfee: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! AJ STYLES JUST KICKED OUT OF THE COUP DE GRÂCE! How is he still breathing?!”
Booker T: “That’s why they call him phenomenal, Pat. But how much does he have left in the tank?”
[Balor grows desperate, unleashing a vicious ground-and-pound assault. He lifts AJ for a second 1916, but Styles counters mid-air into a Pele Kick, stunning Balor. AJ springs to the apron and sets up for the Phenomenal Forearm, but Balor catches him mid-air with a sling blade! Both men are down as the crowd chants, “THIS IS AWESOME!”]
Pat McAfee: “This is beyond awesome, Book! This is next-level! These guys are putting on a masterclass!”
[In the final moments, AJ escapes a final Coup de Grâce attempt by rolling into the ropes. Balor turns around into a springboard 450 splash from AJ, who immediately transitions into another Styles Clash. This time, there’s no rope break—AJ hooks both legs for the decisive pin.]
1… 2… 3!
Winner and NEW World Champion: AJ Styles
[The crowd erupts as AJ collapses to his knees, clutching the World Championship. Balor, still in his Demon persona, lies motionless, the paint smudged from the grueling battle. The two men exchange a weary glance as Balor slowly rises, nodding at AJ before rolling out of the ring to let the new champion have his moment.]
Pat McAfee: “AJ STYLES DID IT! The trilogy is complete, and The Phenomenal One stands on top of the world!”
Booker T: “This is why we love this sport, Pat. Two warriors, one ring, and one unforgettable ending. AJ earned every bit of that gold tonight!”
[AJ stands on the turnbuckle, holding the title high as pyro explodes and confetti falls from the ceiling. The show closes with a wide shot of AJ celebrating, the undisputed winner of this historic trilogy.]