Smackdown Results
November 1, 2024
Cold Open
The show opens in a dimly lit hospital room, where we see Dave Mathews lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to monitors and breathing through an oxygen mask. His longtime friend Rob Van Dam is at his bedside, looking concerned yet determined. He’s holding a small joint between his fingers, glancing around to make sure no doctors or nurses are nearby.
RVD: (whispering) “Alright, Dave… I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure this is gonna work. You just need the right kind of medicine, man.”
RVD carefully lifts the oxygen mask slightly, leans forward, and begins exhaling a cloud of weed smoke into it. The hospital monitors start flickering wildly. Suddenly, Dave’s eyes snap open.
Dave Mathews: (coughing) “What… what is that smell?! Am I… am I back at Coachella?”
RVD: (grinning) “You’re back, bro! And just in time for Smackdown! Figured I’d bring you back the way you’d want.”
Dave sits up, looking around the room in disbelief.
Dave Mathews: “Last thing I remember, I was dreaming about… hurricanes? And now you’re here, blowing smoke into my face?”
RVD: “Technically, it’s ‘medicinal therapy.’ Helps the chakras realign, or so I heard once… somewhere.”
The door flies open, and in walks CEO Jeff Murrey, visibly relieved but also suspiciously amused.
CEO Murrey: “Dave! You’re awake! RVD, I don’t even want to know how this happened, but welcome back, man!”
Dave Mathews: (grinning) “Guess I’ll be ready for any kind of storm now. But seriously, where’s the Smackdown action? I need to catch up on all the chaos.”
RVD: “Bro, you haven’t missed a thing. You just saved Smackdown’s ratings without even lifting a finger!”
The three of them laugh as RVD hands Dave a ‘Get Well Soon’ balloon shaped like a giant joint. The scene fades as they head toward the arena, Dave wobbly but ready for the show.
[Camera pans to the Smackdown crowd cheering as the commentators get ready to kick off the night.]
Jey Uso vs. Drew McIntyre
The crowd is electric as Jey Uso steps into the ring, ready to face off against Drew McIntyre. Drew, with his fierce glare and intimidating presence, looks more than prepared to go to battle. The bell rings, and the two lock up, each looking for the upper hand.
Round 1: Drew starts off with a series of powerful shoulder blocks and throws Jey around the ring, using his strength to dominate early on. Jey attempts to create distance, ducking a clothesline and hitting a quick superkick to Drew’s knee, bringing the big man down to size. The crowd roars as Jey follows up with a flurry of punches, backing Drew into the corner.
Round 2: Drew counters, nailing Jey with a Glasgow Kiss headbutt that sends him sprawling. Drew seizes the momentum, hoisting Jey up for a vertical suplex, holding him in the air for a moment before crashing him down. He goes for the cover, but Jey kicks out at two. Drew doesn’t relent, picking up Jey and attempting the Future Shock DDT, but Jey slips out, hitting a jawbreaker that stuns McIntyre.
Final Moments: As the match wears on, Jey builds momentum, rallying the crowd behind him. He dodges a Claymore attempt, causing Drew to crash into the ropes. Jey seizes the opportunity, hitting a series of superkicks that stagger Drew. Finally, Jey climbs to the top rope, signaling to the crowd before launching himself off with a perfect Uso Splash. He covers Drew, and the referee counts – one, two, three!
Winner: Jey Uso
The crowd erupts as Jey stands victorious, catching his breath while celebrating his hard-fought win. But before he can leave, “If You Smell…” echoes through the arena, signaling the arrival of The Bloodline – The Rock, Solo Sikoa, and Jimmy Uso. The three make their way to the ring, with Rock taking the lead. The atmosphere shifts as the three surround Jey, and he tenses, unsure of what’s coming.
The Rock: (microphone in hand) “Jey… You’ve proven tonight that you’re one of the best this business has to offer. But we all know, family is stronger than any one man on his own. So here’s the question, Uso…”
The Rock steps closer, face-to-face with Jey.
The Rock: “Are you ready to come home? Are you ready to rejoin The Bloodline, where you belong?”
Jimmy and Solo stand by, nodding in agreement, their eyes fixed on Jey, awaiting his response. Jey looks around, scanning the crowd as they chant, some cheering him to stay solo while others urge him to accept. He takes a deep breath, visibly torn.
Jey Uso: (holding the mic, pausing) “You know, Rock… you make a strong case.”
The tension builds as Jey glances back and forth between his former Bloodline members, seemingly weighing the offer. He doesn’t answer, but he lowers the microphone and locks eyes with each of them, showing he’s considering it. The Bloodline nod approvingly, sensing a shift.
The Rock extends a hand to Jey, but instead of accepting, Jey simply nods and steps back, leaving the ring without giving a definitive answer. The Bloodline watches him go, their expressions mixed with intrigue and confidence.
As Jey heads up the ramp, he turns back one last time, eyeing The Bloodline with an unreadable expression. The camera cuts back to The Rock, Solo, and Jimmy, who are all smiling knowingly, hinting that the story between them isn’t over yet.
Commercial break
Solo Sikoa vs. Big E
The crowd is buzzing as Big E’s music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring with his signature energy, hyping up the fans. Moments later, Solo Sikoa’s theme hits, and he walks out with an intense, stoic look on his face, ready to prove his dominance in the ring. The two powerhouses face off as the bell rings.
Big E starts off strong, charging at Solo with a shoulder tackle that barely moves the big man. Solo smirks, clearly unfazed, and counters with a powerful right hand that Big E absorbs before dishing out his own. The two exchange blows in the center of the ring, each shot echoing throughout the arena as neither man backs down. Big E gains a slight advantage, backing Solo into the corner with a flurry of strikes.
Big E tries to whip Solo into the opposite corner, but Solo reverses, sending Big E crashing into the turnbuckle. Solo charges forward, hitting a crushing running hip attack that nearly takes Big E off his feet. With Big E reeling, Solo follows up with a belly-to-belly suplex, showcasing his own strength. He goes for a quick cover, but Big E kicks out at two, showing he’s still in the fight.
Big E rallies, countering Solo’s next move with a stiff clothesline that finally drops Solo to the mat. The crowd pops as Big E signals for the Big Splash, bouncing off the ropes and crashing onto Solo. He covers Solo, but Solo powers out at two, shaking off the pain. Big E gets to his feet, attempting to lift Solo for the Big Ending, but Solo fights out with elbows to Big E’s head, forcing him to release his grip.
Final Moments: The match reaches a fever pitch as the two exchange hard-hitting moves. Solo surprises Big E with a Samoan Drop, but Big E kicks out again, refusing to give in. Frustrated, Solo sets Big E up in the corner, delivering another brutal hip attack before positioning him for the finishing blow. Solo lets out a primal yell, signaling for the Samoan Spike. Big E stumbles to his feet, dazed, and Solo strikes with the Samoan Spike, landing it perfectly. Big E collapses to the mat, and Solo hooks the leg for the pin – one, two, three!
Winner: Solo Sikoa
Solo stands victorious as his hand is raised, while Big E lies on the mat, still feeling the effects of the Samoan Spike. Solo stares down at Big E, his expression one of quiet intensity, showing the crowd why he’s a force to be reckoned with. The fans boo, but some can’t help but respect Solo’s display of power and resilience.
As Solo exits the ring, he looks back at Big E, a smirk forming on his face as he heads up the ramp. The crowd, though disappointed, knows that Solo Sikoa is here to dominate, leaving an undeniable mark on Smackdown.
Backstage
Doc Brown is pacing back and forth in a dimly lit hallway, holding one of his famous magic elixir vials. He stares at it intensely, muttering to himself, his hands trembling slightly.
Doc Brown: (muttering) “Great Scott… just a drop of this, and I could potentially unlock a whole new dimension of power! Imagine the possibilities… the knowledge… the energy!”
Doc raises the vial, contemplating injecting himself, when suddenly a hand stops him. The camera pulls back to reveal Diamond Dallas Page, shaking his head with a bemused look.
DDP: “Whoa, whoa, Doc! Put that down, man! What are you trying to do, end up flying off into 2050 without a return ticket?”
Doc Brown: (startled) “Dallas! I-I didn’t see you there… It’s just… this is the elixir I’ve been working on! It could be revolutionary!”
DDP: (laughing) “Yeah, revolutionary in the ‘make-you-hallucinate-while-you-think-you’re-fighting-aliens’ kind of way! C’mon, Doc, this isn’t the answer.”
Doc looks torn, staring at the vial and then at DDP.
Doc Brown: “But Dallas, if I could just… if I could just see where it could take me! Think of the science, the breakthroughs!”
DDP: “Doc, listen to me.” (patting him on the back) “What you need isn’t in that vial. What you need… is a trip to the Accountability Crib!”
Doc blinks in confusion, looking at DDP as if he’s speaking in another language.
Doc Brown: “The… Accountability Crib? What, pray tell, is that?”
DDP: “It’s the place where we get our minds right! We’ll do some DDP Yoga, meditate, realign those crazy thoughts of yours. Trust me, after a session there, you won’t need any magic elixirs—just a little focus and some good ol’ positive energy.”
Doc hesitates, looking at the vial one last time before reluctantly handing it over to DDP.
Doc Brown: “I suppose there’s no harm in trying something… more grounded for a change.”
DDP: (grinning) “That’s the spirit, Doc! Trust me, once we’re done, you’ll feel like you’ve traveled to the future and the past, all in one session.”
DDP wraps an arm around Doc and guides him down the hallway as they head off to the Accountability Crib. Doc looks uncertain, but DDP gives him an encouraging pat on the back.
DDP: “Say it with me, Doc: ‘I am ready, I am willing, and I am able!’”
Doc Brown: (awkwardly) “Er… I am ready, I am willing, and… I am able?”
They both share a laugh as they disappear around the corner, leaving the vial safely in DDP’s pocket.
End of Segment
Match: Jimmy Uso vs. Montez Ford
The crowd is fired up as Montez Ford makes his way to the ring, brimming with energy and charisma. He’s hyping up the fans, clearly focused on getting the win tonight. Jimmy Uso’s music hits next, and he strides out, intense and determined, ready to represent The Bloodline with a win. The two competitors lock eyes, each knowing the other won’t be easy to beat.
The bell rings, and they immediately lock up. Montez uses his agility to slip behind Jimmy, but Jimmy counters with a stiff elbow, breaking free. He follows up with a quick forearm, backing Montez into the corner. Jimmy goes for a running splash, but Montez dodges, causing Jimmy to crash into the turnbuckle. Montez capitalizes, delivering a flurry of kicks and landing a picture-perfect dropkick that sends Jimmy to the mat. He goes for a quick cover, but Jimmy kicks out at one.
Jimmy regains control with a thumb to Montez’s eye, drawing boos from the crowd. With Montez momentarily blinded, Jimmy delivers a snap suplex, then hits a diving headbutt from the second rope. He goes for the cover, but Montez kicks out at two. Jimmy stays on him, locking in a chinlock to wear him down, but the crowd rallies behind Montez, who begins fighting back. Montez powers up, breaking free with a series of elbows to Jimmy’s midsection.
Montez gets some momentum going, bouncing off the ropes and hitting Jimmy with a flying clothesline. He follows it up with a standing moonsault, hooking the leg for the cover, but Jimmy kicks out again. Fired up, Montez goes for his signature high-flying offense, climbing to the top rope for a Frog Splash. Jimmy rolls out of the way at the last second, and Montez crashes hard onto the mat, clutching his ribs.
Final Moments: Sensing his opportunity, Jimmy quickly gets to his feet and hits a superkick on Montez, who’s still trying to recover. Jimmy doesn’t stop there; he pulls Montez up, hitting a Samoan Drop for good measure. Jimmy takes a moment to acknowledge the crowd before heading to the top rope. He leaps off, connecting with a Uso Splash, and hooks Montez’s leg. The referee counts – one, two, three!
Winner: Jimmy Uso
Jimmy rises to his feet, victorious, as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. He raises his hand, smirking with confidence, knowing he’s represented The Bloodline well tonight. Montez rolls out of the ring, clutching his ribs, still in pain from the Uso Splash.
Jimmy stands tall, sending a message to anyone who doubts The Bloodline’s strength and unity. As he heads up the ramp, he glances back at Montez, almost daring him to come back for more another day. The camera cuts to a close-up of Jimmy, his intense expression signaling that The Bloodline is still a force to be reckoned with.
[Special Vignette: Bobby Lashley’s Journey to WWE Championship Glory]
The video opens with a black screen, slowly fading into footage of Bobby Lashley training in a dimly lit gym. The soundtrack is intense, a slow, pulsing beat underscoring his movements as he lifts weights, strikes a heavy bag, and powers through grueling cardio drills.
Narrator: “For some, strength is a choice. For Bobby Lashley, it’s a way of life.”
The scene cuts to a black-and-white clip of young Bobby, wearing a military uniform, his face determined and focused.
Narrator: “Before he was a warrior in the ring, Bobby was a soldier. A man of discipline, duty, and relentless drive. Serving his country in the U.S. Army taught him resilience, endurance, and the will to push beyond limits most people would never dare to test.”
We see footage of Lashley in combat training, as well as moments of him working alongside his fellow soldiers, sharing camaraderie and brotherhood.
Narrator: “But that was just the beginning. The battles in his life were only getting started.”
The vignette shifts to highlight his journey into the world of professional wrestling. Lashley is shown stepping into various rings, facing all sorts of opponents, from his early days to his WWE debut. A young Lashley raises his hands in victory, looking proud but still hungry.
Narrator: “When Bobby stepped into the wrestling ring, he faced new challenges, new opponents, and new doubts. But one thing was clear: he didn’t just come to compete – he came to dominate.”
The video shows iconic moments in Lashley’s career: suplexing giants, defeating top-tier competitors, and winning championships, all underscored by a powerful, triumphant score.
Narrator: “He rose to the top, proving to everyone that his strength wasn’t just in his muscles, but in his heart, his mind, and his relentless spirit.”
The vignette shifts to a scene of Lashley standing alone on a hill at sunrise, his silhouette strong against the rising sun. We hear his voice, steady and calm, filled with purpose.
Bobby Lashley: “Every setback, every loss, every scar – it all built me into who I am today. I’m not chasing fame. I’m not chasing glory. I’m here for something that can’t be taken – respect. And I’m coming for the WWE Championship.”
As his words echo, we see footage of The Rock, holding the WWE Championship high, his energy magnetic and unbreakable. The image flickers, replaced by Lashley lifting weights with sheer intensity, as if envisioning the title in his hands.
Narrator: “Now, he faces his biggest challenge yet – the WWE Champion, The Rock. A legend, an icon, a mountain of a man. But mountains are meant to be climbed… and champions, to be conquered.”
The video cuts to an image of Lashley staring straight into the camera, his eyes filled with unbreakable focus.
Bobby Lashley: “I’ve been through it all. I’ve sacrificed it all. And I’m ready to do it again – to take everything The Rock has worked for, to prove that I am the one who deserves to be called champion.”
The final shot shows Lashley standing in a darkened ring, spotlighted, his head bowed before he lifts his eyes toward the camera with an intense, fierce expression.
Narrator: “Bobby Lashley: the soldier, the fighter, the powerhouse… the next WWE Champion?”
The screen fades to black with a final phrase in bold letters:
“Lashley vs. The Rock – The Quest for Greatness.”
Main Event: The Rock vs. Kofi Kingston
The crowd is roaring as Kofi Kingston, a beloved fan favorite, makes his way to the ring with his signature energy, high-fiving fans and pumping them up. But the atmosphere shifts when The Rock’s music hits. The WWE Champion walks out with his iconic swagger, raising the WWE Championship above his head. He has a confident smirk, knowing he has the weight of The Bloodline behind him.
The two men meet in the center of the ring as the bell rings, with Kofi staring down The Rock, determined to prove himself against one of WWE’s biggest icons.
The Rock and Kofi lock up, with The Rock quickly taking control with a headlock. Kofi shoves him off into the ropes, but The Rock bounces back with a shoulder tackle that knocks Kofi to the mat. Kofi is undeterred, quickly getting to his feet, and the two go back and forth with a series of fast-paced counters, showing off their athleticism. Kofi gains the upper hand with a springboard dropkick, sending The Rock tumbling out of the ring. The crowd erupts as Kofi quickly follows up with a high-flying dive over the ropes, taking The Rock down.
Back in the ring, Kofi goes on the offensive, hitting a flurry of strikes and a Boom Drop that has the crowd on their feet. He goes for a quick cover, but The Rock kicks out at two. Kofi attempts to set up for Trouble in Paradise, but The Rock counters, ducking under Kofi’s leg and catching him with a spinebuster. The Rock goes for the People’s Elbow, but Kofi rolls out of the way just in time, leaving The Rock frustrated.
Kofi rallies, using his speed to wear down The Rock with a series of kicks and a jumping clothesline. He signals for the Trouble in Paradise again, determined to hit his finisher, but just as he’s about to strike, the crowd reacts with mixed cheers and boos as Jey Uso appears at ringside, watching the match intently. Kofi hesitates for a moment, his attention drawn to Jey, which gives The Rock just enough time to recover.
Final Moments: Kofi refocuses, turning back to The Rock and charging in, but The Rock counters with a sudden Rock Bottom! He goes for the cover, but Kofi kicks out at the last second, showing his resilience. Frustrated, The Rock pulls Kofi up and sets him up for another Rock Bottom, but Kofi fights out, landing a few hard elbows to escape. Kofi goes for a roll-up, nearly catching The Rock off-guard, but The Rock kicks out.
Suddenly, Jey Uso hops onto the apron, drawing Kofi’s attention once again. Kofi yells at Jey to back off, but Jey doesn’t budge. As the referee tries to get Jey down, The Rock seizes the moment and delivers a low blow to Kofi, hidden from the ref’s view. Kofi stumbles, holding his midsection in pain, and The Rock capitalizes with a final Rock Bottom. He hooks Kofi’s leg as the referee counts – one, two, three!
Winner: The Rock
The Rock stands victorious, holding his WWE Championship high as Jey steps into the ring, staring at The Rock. The crowd is unsure of what to expect as the tension builds between the two. But then, in a shocking turn, Jey extends his hand to The Rock. The WWE Champion grins, clasping Jey’s hand in solidarity as they shake, sealing Jey’s decision.
Jimmy Uso and Solo Sikoa appear at ringside, joining The Rock and Jey in the ring. The four men stand united, raising their arms together as the crowd reacts with a mix of shock and boos. The Bloodline is once again complete, and Jey has officially joined his family’s side.
The show closes with the image of The Rock, Jey, Jimmy, and Solo standing together, their hands raised in victory, as they solidify The Bloodline’s dominance in WWE.