WWE Press Release: 10.23.24

Major Announcement 🌟

10/23/2024

CEO Murrey: “It has come to my attention that ULWs Ted Bear thinks that I am the funniest man in the world and that my contracted talent are fairly paid when they work or have time off with family! I appreciate that Tom. However, unfortunately for ULW, who happens to have confusing leagues and rules and now a lack of matches and probably programming, WWE will be going to a full schedule next week for the remainder of the year and the next year in honor of our debut on Netflix in January 2025.

Triple H will assume the role Head of Creative and now Head of Operations. Eric Bischoff will remain the GM of Raw but Stephanie Levesque is now the new manager of Smackdown! A staff member brought to me an idea to have a Wednesday show called Wednesday War but that idea has been shot down because nobody with an IQ over 80 would name a show Wednesday War! Wednesday and Thursdays will be for live events.

Raw, NXT, and Smackdown will move to a 4 match format. This will give the fans more of the wrestling they crave! Our Premium Live Events will consist of a five match format! All of this begins on October 28th for Monday Night Raw in five days at the GIANT Center in Hershey, PA! One last thing… keep and eye out for our Champions photo session being released over the next 5 days.

We would appreciate it if ULW would stop booking venues near our events and using cheap tactics to get higher ratings! Just give up already! You can’t beat AEW and now you can’t beat WWE! I say that with all due respect.”

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