FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
From the Desk of WWE CEO Jeff Murrey
10/13/24
WWE Live Tour Kicks Off This Week – Completely Original, Definitely Not Copying Anyone Else!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is with great excitement and absolutely no ulterior motives that I announce the launch of WWE Live, the most innovative, never-before-seen idea in the history of wrestling (and probably the world)! This week, we hit the road with our unique and totally groundbreaking WWE Live events! I’m proud to say this is 100% my idea and any resemblance to other wrestling companies’ tours is purely coincidental. We will hold three shows this week and resume regular television next week dropping down to one live show a week!
Now, I know what some of you are thinking. “But CEO Murrey, didn’t ULW announce their t.v. shows in the same cities this week?” Well, let me assure you, that is merely a quirk of fate! It’s like when you show up at a party in the exact same outfit as someone else, but you look way better. No need to read into it, folks!
I want to remind you that WWE Live is all about originality. So much so, that we’ve chosen to visit the exact same cities as ULW, purely by chance! Some might call this a bold move, I just call it destiny. You can expect all your favorite WWE Superstars, jaw-dropping action, and the unparalleled experience that only WWE can deliver (without any side-eye toward other promotions, of course).
So get your tickets now! Come witness history being made—no, scratch that—being created by us. WWE Live is here, and it’s totally unlike anything anyone else is doing, ever.
See you on the road (wherever it happens to lead us)!
Best,
CEO Jeff Murrey
Creator of Completely Original Things™
P.S. Any similarities between this tour and ULW’s? Coincidence. Total coincidence.
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WWE Live Results
10/14/24
CEO Murrey: “Thank you everyone for coming out! You could have went down the road for Urine Licking Wrestlers to watch Extreme Ass-grabbing but instead you came to a real wrestling show!”
WWE title
The Rock defeats Jake Roberts
Intercontinental title
Tomasso Ciampa defeats Bret Hart
R Truth defeats Butch
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WWE Live Results
10/15/24
CEO Murrey: Thank you for coming out tonight! You could have wasted your time and money down the road to watch Uranus Lubing Wrestlers but instead you came to a real wrestling show! Premier Anal Velocity is only featuring one match tonight. We plan to show them up in a huge way tonight!
Karrion Kross defeats Bronson Reed
RVD defeats a drug addiction (special segment)
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 