WWE SD: Rock the Vote! (10.1.24 = 7.441625)

WWE Smackdown: Rock the Vote!

10/01/2024 Results

Location: Washington D.C.

Opening Segment: CEO Jeff Murrey & Former President Trump

The show kicks off with the larger-than-life CEO Jeff Murrey standing in the ring, holding a microphone. The crowd is curious and somewhat confused as he begins to speak.

Murrey:

“Tonight is about making choices, people! And sometimes, you make choices that don’t quite… stick.” He chuckles as he rubs his chin. “Like when an abortion doesn’t take. Yeah, you know what I mean.”

Suddenly, former President Trump’s theme hits (Kid Rock Bawitdaba), and he struts down to the ring, shaking hands and giving thumbs up to the crowd. He takes a mic and stands beside Murrey.

Trump:

“You know, Jeff, you’re absolutely right. Some things don’t quite go as planned. Take me for example, they tried to impeach me—twice! And look where I am now, still standing, still stronger than ever!”

Murrey:

laughing Yeah, just like Pete the Ref! I tried to get rid of him, but somehow, he’s still around. It’s like a bad penny! That man is an abortion that just didn’t take!”

Trump nods with a grin, clearly enjoying the absurdity. The crowd is laughing and groaning, while Murrey continues.

Murrey:

“But we’re here tonight to make sure that the people’s voices are heard! And what better way than having The Rock defend his WWE Championship in the main event tonight?”

Trump:

“I love it! The people will make their voices heard tonight, and it’s going to be YUGE!”

The two exit the ring, leaving the crowd buzzing with energy for the night ahead.

Segment: Triple H Announces the Badd Blood Match Card

In the backstage area, Triple H is seen standing in front of a large screen displaying the Badd Blood logo. He addresses the camera directly.

Triple H:

“Alright, everyone, as we approach WWE Badd Blood, I have some huge announcements for the match card. The rivalries are heating up, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. First, AJ Styles will defend his World Championship in a rematch against The Demon, Finn Bálor. This time, it’s personal!”

The crowd pops loudly for the mention of Finn Bálor.

Triple H:

“And for the WWE Tag Team Championships, Awesome Truth will put their titles on the line against a powerhouse duo—The Rock and Solo Sikoa!” “The Rock told me specifically that if you want something done right you have to do it yourself!”

The excitement grows, murmurs from the audience can be heard.

Triple H:

“And if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to see a battle of teacher against student, a war inside Hell in a Cell. Otis vs. Chad Gable! These two former teammates will tear each other apart in the most brutal structure WWE has to offer. So get ready, because at Badd Blood, nothing will be the same again!”

The crowd cheers as the theme song “The Devil Come” by Demon Hunter plays

Main Event: The Rock (c) vs. Flex Fuller – WWE Championship – 1 Hour Iron Man Match

The bell rings, and the highly anticipated Iron Man match for the WWE Championship begins. Flex Fuller is standing tall across the ring from The Rock, brimming with confidence, while The Rock holds his WWE Championship belt high before handing it to the referee. Fuller knows that this may be his only shot.

0:00-15:00 – The Rock Takes Early Control

The first quarter of the match sees The Rock out wrestling Fuller with his signature technical skills, mixing in stiff punches and a few classic moves like a Samoan Drop and DDT. Fuller tries to take The Rock down, but “The Great One” counters Fuller’s attempts with ease. At the 10-minute mark, The Rock hits the Rock Bottom and scores the first fall.

Score:

  • The Rock: 1
  • Flex Fuller: 0

15:00-30:00 – Fuller’s Comeback


As the match continues, Fuller finds his footing. He gets The Rock into a series of submission holds, working on weakening The Rock’s legs. Fuller finally capitalizes after a low dropkick to The Rock’s knee, followed by a huge Spinebuster and a Fuller Elbow. He covers The Rock for the equalizing fall at the 28-minute mark. Doc Brown is at the top of the ramp with DDP. Brown has his usual surprised look on his face! Fuller looks up and flips off Brown!

Score:

  • The Rock: 1
  • Flex Fuller: 1

30:00-45:00 – The Momentum Shifts


Flex Fuller grows more aggressive, taking The Rock to the outside of the ring, slamming him into the steel steps. He’s relentless, even applying a brutal figure-four leglock on the ring post, punishing The Rock’s knee. Fuller rolls The Rock back into the ring, attempting to lock in the Fuller Lock, but The Rock miraculously powers out. At the 40-minute mark, The Rock hits a desperation People’s Elbow, taking Fuller by surprise to score another fall.

Score:

  • The Rock: 2
  • Flex Fuller: 1

45:00-60:00 – The Final Stretch


With 15 minutes remaining, Fuller knows he needs to even the score. He’s more vicious than ever, targeting The Rock’s injured leg. Fuller sets up for the Flex-Plex, but The Rock counters mid-air and hits a Spinebuster! Both men are exhausted, and the crowd is on the edge of their seats.

With just five minutes left, Fuller locks in the Fuller Lock in the middle of the ring. The Rock struggles, trying to fight through the pain as the clock ticks down. The referee asks The Rock if he wants to give up, but he shakes his head, refusing to submit.

As the clock hits 60:00, The Rock is still hanging on, and the bell rings, signaling the end of the match.

Final Score:

  • The Rock: 2
  • Flex Fuller: 1

The Rock retains the WWE Championship


Despite a valiant effort by Flex Fuller, The Rock manages to hold on to his title, raising it high above his head. Solo Sikoa and Jimmy Uso come down to celebrate with The Rock.

After The Bloodline exits the ring, Doc Brown and DDP enter the ring. DDP opens up a small black bag and hands Doc Brown a hypodermic needle. Doc Brown begins to viciously stab Flex in the back with the needle and shouts, “I’ve calculated the probability of infinite Tuesdays, and we’re running out of Tuesdays! Don’t forget to vote!”

The camera zooms in on Doc’s surprised face as the show comes to a close.

Published by Daniel Crawford

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