ULW Extreme Aggression (8.12.24)

Bulletpoint Summary for ULW Extreme Aggression from August 12^th, 2024:

Extreme Aggression (8.12.24)

• Jackie Mouse and Dr. Evil open the show as Jackie asks if she will see him again, to which he responds in the affirmative; noting that they have merely entered the next phase
• He tells her that he has to provide another update, and she expresses gratitude for him actually trying to earn her trust
• He then asks where she will go, and she says she is heading somewhere which makes her comfortable (and he confirms that such is a good idea)
• When she leaves, it is clear that Evil is relieved, especially as the lights flicker one more time and a familiar ominous tone welcomes us to the show
• In the opening contest, Kevin Owens defeats Granddaddy Duxen despite Duxen’s best efforts, but that is far from it for Duxen as he is viciously attacked by the newcomer, Bron Breakker!!
• As “Only God Knows Why” by Kid Rock plays, Sonjay Dutt, Big Show, and Saguna are crying, whining, and arguing about Lady Love’s proposal to Midget Hogan last week
• Sonjay mentions that he had fallen in love with Lady Love when he was in EWA watching UWA footage of Lady Love and Ric Venom kissing
• Saguna proclaims that “it’s over, man”, and Show responds that it isn’t “over until the fat lady sings”, to which the Crock exclaims “consider me the fat lady!”
• Crock announces that will hook all three of them up with a new woman via “Crock’s Dating Hour”, and then drags in who he thinks is the first contestant…Mrs. Bearer!
• The guys respond that that is not a transgender woman, but merely a woman with a very scratchy voice!
• Crock is very confused by this, and it only gets worse when Paul Bearer comes in after Mrs. Bearer; Crock then guesses that Paul is a transgender woman too, but that is again strongly denied, as Paul and Mrs. Bearer remind everyone that they have business with Akosha and Living Dead Girl and that they will be reaching out to their lawyer!
• Crock freaks out about not having a lawyer himself and tells the gang that they should prepare for the game show as he attends to legal matters!
• Sonjay leaves before he starts crying, which leaves Show and Saguna to share their mutual sadness
• Triad Member Ted Dibiase interrupts Chief Commissioner Lenny Mouse, who seems deep in thought to extend an offer for Lenny to join his side on the Board starting with next Monday’s Board Meeting, but Lenny refuses outright
• Dibiase asks why Lenny refused the Chairmanship when it was first offered to him prior to the Triad being formed, and Lenny declared that he refused because he didn’t want Evil to manipulate him like he did Mickey and Vinny
• Dibiase retorted that they corrupted themselves and Lenny flatly shot that theory down, saying that Ted wasn’t there
• Dibiase said he knows people like and knows the Mouse Family very well; revealing that Mickey Senior gave him his first million as an investment in the potential in Dibiase
• Dibiase delved into what he saw in the Mouse Brothers from the position of someone who witnessed it
• Dibiase affirmed the integrity that he saw in Lenny, and as Lenny demanded to know why Dibiase was here right now, and Dibiase said he can make all of Lenny’s dreams come true if only they agree to help each other
• Lenny says he is not interested, but Dibiase warns of the consequences for rejecting him especially after he gets what he believes belongs to him; as there will always be someone else willing to step up in Lenny’s stead devoid of the baggage that Lenny carries
• Lenny still remains resolute that “it will always be a no”, and Dibiase chuckles, saying that Lenny should not come crying to him when this backfires, and as Dibiase leaves, Lenny returns to his introspection
• During the next match, AJ Lee defeats Nikki Bella as she capitalizes on the distraction of Akosha thwarting Living Dead Girl’s latest interference attempt!
• Dibiase Junior confronts Extreme Commissioner Stacy Keibler about giving him an opportunity, and Keibler reaffirms Lenny’s position: earn it
• Dibiase tries to insist that he already has as a former world champion, but Stacy responds that Dibiase Senior saw his son as a disappointment, that the same man appointed her…which leads her to be less inclined to do Dibiase Junior any favors
• Even so, Stacy indicates that she will be open to giving the younger Ted an opportunity, but she feels compelled to admonish him when he tries to depend expediency in the decision
• He goes to protest his father, but she reveals that Dibiase Senior is actually the primary reason that he isn’t unemployed, which came as a complete surprise
• After Ted leaves, Stacy is openly wondering about how she is going to deal with all of the talent when she is caught off guard by a backstage brawl involving the Young Bucks and the Bludgeon Brothers!
• Stacy calls for security and the fight is swiftly broken up by an army of officials!!
• In the next match, Proud N’ Powerful successfully defend their tag team titles against a very depressed Little Man & Big Man (coming out crying to “Love Hurts”)!
• Attitude is seen torturing Splidder for information about BWM Inc., and as Splidder remains defiant he is then brutally attacked and horrified by the arrival of Menotaur!
• Menotaur assures Attitude that he’s got it from here and that Splidder will absolutely talk now!
• In the main event, former Indy pals Seth Rollins and Jon Moxley battle it out for the Extreme Championship as Seth captures the gold!!
• With the show about to end we are taken to a scene wherein Ted Dibiase insists on a status report
• Evil says that they need to talk about something serious which complicates the plan
• Dibiase insists on knowing what it is and Evil tells Dibiase that there are things that Jackie told him about himself and his relationship with the family…things that were locked away in the memories of the now-deceased
• Despite all of his scientific knowledge and refusal to accept the supernatural, Evil is convinced that Jackie knows things that she shouldn’t, and it may mean that they are in “for a world of hurt”
• The camera then transitions to Jackie sitting in the familiar Mickey throne room, giggling to herself, and as the camera looks up at Mickey’s portrait, the laugh transitions into that iconic evil Mickey cackle as the show concludes and that familiar ticking music closes the event!!