ULW Independent Intentions & Dragonfly’s Farewell

Bulletpoint Summary for the first ULW Independent Intentions on July 29, 2024 and the Special Episode of Premier Aggression, subtitled “Dragonfly’s Farewell” from August 5^th, 2024:

Independent Intentions (7.29.24)

• Dr. Evil provides a progress update to Dibiase, saying that “she is very responsive”
• Dibiase asks if this means she is “ready” to be his apprentice, but Evil warns that she is delusional, claiming she is possessed by someone…someone other than Abigail
• Evil says that he is trying to get to the bottom of things, but reiterates that none of this is real
• Dibiase tells him to tread carefully and that he expects another report by the end of the night
• Saguna interrupts the opening of the show to say thank you to the fans and reminisces about his time over his long career, extending back to the classic WWF
• He mentions his re-boosted confidence after reuniting with Big Show, but then he addresses Lady Love as “the air I breathe”, pointing out that she has reignited something in him, but he is cut off by Sonjay Dutt!
• Dutt is mad that Saguna is hogging the spotlight and says that Saguna is part of why he is overlooked, the two of them start arguing about their partnerships with Big Show and Sonjay reveals that Lady Love belongs to him!!
• Interrupting the fight is Big Show, who declares that he is fed up with everyone pursuing the “object of my desire”!
• Show says that Love should dump all midgets and go for someone who can give her a good time as he proposes to her
• All of this madness is then interrupted by the Crock, who orders the three men to stop calling him!!
• Saguna reveals that it was mostly him, as he wanted to know the secret to resisting Lady Love, Crock reveals that he isn’t attracted to dicks, and that’s the solution
• The men obsessed all join in on demanding help from Crock, and they are all concerned about their careers being plagued again
• Crock demands to know why this is his responsibility all of a sudden, but through the pressure he “cracks the case”…they need a new transgender love interest!
• Then, after dispensing with all three of them, Crock escapes the clutches of the men desperate for an escape
• Following this was a triple threat match for the Tag Team Titles, wherein Proud N’ Powerful capitalized on the battle between the Bludgeon Brothers and the Young Bucks to capture the gold!
• Ted Brown and Catherine Mouse are seen discussing the changing power dynamic in the company as Ted apologizes for letting things spiral
• Catherine notes that Dibiase has been hellbent on power for years, and that they had to exclude him as much as they did to prevent his powergrab
• They then discuss the need to mend the relationship, but as they are talking, John Brown approaches and says he is here to see both of them, offering his help with their situation
• Catherine has her doubts and notes he is lucky to have been traded back here, but John points out that he would do anything for family, but it has to be done his way
• Catherine scoffs at being told what to do by another man and leaves, Ted defends her and John insists that he knows what he is doing, but Ted says that John isn’t needed right now as he leaves John behind
• Mr. Kennedy confront Dr. Evil about Gustav being targeted, and Evil explains that Gustav must be punished for attacking someone in leadership
• Kennedy insists on the need for them to have a chance, but Evil pushes back, saying that Gustav has had all of the chances in the world, and warns that striking him requires a message to be sent…by the Establishment!
• Recon and Sniper pounce on Kennedy as Evil (they are just happy to be working again), but Gustav storms in and snaps Recon and Snipers’ necks to save the day!
• Gustav wants revenge on Evil and Kennedy is worried about being terminated as they leave the scene
• The next match sees Mystico shock everyone by becoming the new Premier Champion, surviving Blade, Raphael, Kushida, Billy Kidman, Samoa Joe, Christian Cage, and Carmelo Hayes after something stops Hayes from being able to seal the deal!
• AJ Lee is attacked by Nikki Bella in the back
• Bella accuses Lee of sending Living Dead Girl into the match and demands to know why LDG is helping Lee
• Lee insists that she doesn’t know as the lights begin to flicker and a demonic roar can be heard
• Bella drops Lee and says that this isn’t over as she leaves her victim behind to recover
• Before the Women’s Title match, Ladies Man makes his way to the ring and announces that he is here to introduce his new “talk show” entitled “That Time of the Month”
• During his spiel, Ladies Man makes derogatory remarks regarding women being on their periods, about Kamala Harris, and suggests that he is the Feminist Voice that the world needs, because he can supposedly show the ladies a good time
• His “show” is interrupted, however, as Ricky Starks makes another appearance, much to the chagrin of Ladies Man
• Ladies Man demands to know the meaning of the interruption, and Starks mocks him about the 2-0 lead Starks holds over him, saying that he is here to offer Ladies Man a chance to get a win in a proper match
• Ladies Man is hesitant to trust Starks but agrees to a match, saying that he was caught off guard the other two times, and that such is the reason he lost
• As Ladies Man prepares to leave, Starks turns around, but Ladies Man blindsides him with a sneak attack!
• After the attack, Ladies Man said that he believes this is a sign that Starks will always be put in his place when he can’t take advantage of the Ladies Man!
• Following this exchange, Jade Cargill successfully defends the Women’s Title against Angelina Love despite a solid effort from the former multi-time champion!
• Before the main event can get underway, the Chief Financial Officer, IRS, makes his way to the ring and addresses the Undisputed Champion, Bray Wyatt
• IRS says he is here to perform an audit on the “situation at hand”, specifically as it relates to his son, and warns that he knows everything about him, and is prepared to use his knowledge in the best interests of his “business”!
• Bray then comes out and confronts his father, but then Vice Commissioner Evil interrupts the confrontation to warn against Wyatt possibly getting violent with a superior, threatening to strip Wyatt of the gold!!
• Then, Johnny Cash’s “Hurt” plays…revealing the return of Chief Commissioner Lenny Mouse!!
• Lenny shakes Bray’s hand upon entering the ring and takes in the moment from the crowd
• Evil gets out as Lenny confirms that this wasn’t easy for him
• Proclaiming that he finally put the bottle down to get back to work, with Evil as his first target
• Lenny confronts Evil as the man who ruined his family and then orders IRS out of the ring!!
• Lenny then instructs Evil to remove himself and IRS out of the arena
• Lenny then addresses Bray, noting that he hasn’t forgotten what happened, and that he didn’t want his brothers to die regardless of his problems with them
• While he decides to not strip Bray of the title, he will not forget what Wyatt did (just, for now, he is doing his best to stand in Dibiase’s way)
• Lenny then invites Damian Priest to “keep guard” of the Main Event!
• After Lenny departs, with Damian at ringside, Matt Cardona makes his way to the ring for the Main Event Undisputed Title match!
• Despite Cardona’s best efforts, Bray manages to retain the title as Damian nods and leaves the scene
• Then, after Bray leaves as well, Cardona is suddenly attacked by Dragonfly, who reveals that Matt will be his final opponent!
• Before the show can conclude, we see Dr. Evil with Jackie Mouse again, as Jackie inquires about the necessity of the continued sessions
• Evil explains that they must get to the bottom of Jackie’s problems to clear the way for her to fulfill her destiny
• When he tries to pry about Memorial Day, Jackie exclaims that she doesn’t want to talk about it, but Evil presses on, reminding her of the “he” involved in her so-called voices
• Evil inquired as to who this “he” was, but she was not wanting to say it, and as Evil kept insisting, Jackie grew more furious in remaining steadfast against blurting the name out loud as the lights flickered!
• Evil aimed to calm her down, visibly shaken, and offered to take a break so he could go provide a progress report
• Jackie relocated from the couch to the rocking chair as Evil left
• Once Evil was gone, Jackie just chuckled to herself, and concluded the show with the lights again flickering!

Premier Aggression: Dragonfly’s Farewell (8.5.24)

• After an opening video package paying tribute to Dragonfly’s recent history in the industry, the show gets started and the Ladies Man makes his way down for his match against Ricky Starks
• Ladies Man makes some comments before the match about dedicating the bout to the ladies and saying he is going to “thrust” into the ring and into the hearts of the people. He promises that the people will be giving him “a big ole heart” after the bout, because he has something up his sleeve!
• The match itself is great, but Ladies Man steals the victory when Owen Hart emerges and interferes on his behalf!!
• After the break, Lenny Mouse is confronted by a disgruntled Ted Dibiase Jr., who wants a chance at the gold, Lenny tells him that he needs to earn it if he wants it by showing his worth
• In an exclusive interview with Lawrence Mason, Matt Cardona says that he relies on himself to be his own catapult for his career, and that his impending victory over Dragonfly will be yet another notch in his rise
• Cardona begrudges that others got in the way of him dethroning Dragonfly earlier in the year, and now he looks forward to retiring the legend
• Cardona is confident that Dragonfly is in over his head with their main event match, because Dragonfly’s actions last week made it personal
• Cardona then pledges to humiliate the legend on his way out!
• Ronda Rousey wins a competitive bout against Angelina Love, injuring Love’s left arm in the process
• Cameras catch Saguna being lectured by Sonjay Dutt for not resisting the urge to call Lady Love, Big Show intervenes and joins in the lecture, Saguna promises to stay loyal to Love for forever
• Crock feels compelled to step in and take everyone’s phones so that they can’t call Love, even by force!
• Crock says it is for their own good and says they are making progress as he departs
• Before the next match, Dusty Rhodes makes his way to the ring and reveals that he is Dibiase’s latest appointment to the Board as the new Chief Marketing Officer!
• Dusty is confronted by Triad Member Ted Brown, who notes that he used to look up to Dusty growing up and can’t believe that he is joining Dibiase
• Dusty defends his decision, saying that it was time that he do something for himself, and that he has what it takes to help lead the business to the next step; providing for a future better than the past ever was!
• Brown promises to keep Dusty, Dibiase, and their cabal in check
• Brown is disappointed that Dusty will not be acting as a guide for his sons
• CM Punk wins his match against Jesse Hash by disqualification when Hash realizes that he is poised to lose outright and plays dirty and leaves Punk laid out!
• In his own exclusive interview with Lawrence, Dragonfly discusses his legendary career; including his recent accomplishments and even being handed the original Undisputed Title
• He points out that his age and his long list of accomplishments has led him to the conclusion that he must retire
• Then, he revealed that the special stipulation he has chosen will give the winner of his match with Cardona the chance to challenge for the Undisputed Title at a time of their choosing, as he pursues a tenth world championship!
• Dragonfly oozes confidence, even here at the end, that he will not go down without a fight, and that Cardona is going to have to try and take his place…the hard way!
• John Silver is ecstatic as he sees the Undisputed Champion, Bray Wyatt, in person!
• He encourages the rest of the Dark Order – who were supposedly inspired in large part by Bray – to join in and take a group photo, but Damian Priest interjected and stopped the jovial moment, chasing them away
• Priest notes that he has known them since the WWE and that Bray needs to avoid people like them
• Priest points out that he was hired in part to protect the champion for the time being, and after some questioning by the champ, Damian notes he would like to be champion some day, but for now, he has Bray’s back
• Bray is insistent, though, that Priest keep his distance as he leaves him behind
• Finally, in the main event, Matt Cardona ends Dragonfly’s career via pinfall after an epic encounter, securing a title shot at a time of Matt’s choosing
• After the match, true to his word, Cardona humiliates Dragonfly by putting the GOAT through a table via a Dragon Twist Driver!!
• Cardona then ends the show towering over Dragonfly with his fist in the air!