PRESS RELEASE: A Ratings Victory is the Beginning (8.15.24)

Press Release

August 15th, 2024

12:44am

St. Louis, MO

Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ

In light of ULW’s second ratings victory of the Era, each of the Triad Members responded to an inquiry by Mr. Quest once the news of the ratings victory was released:

“I am grateful for the gracious words of congratulations offered by my cousin Megan a short while ago. As we press forward into what is truly proving to be the most competitive summer in wrestling since 2004, I am fully appreciative of the nearly 7.35 million fans who tuned into Aggression on Monday. Overall, though, it was an inspiring week in the history of the business. We are seriously lucky to be fans in this exciting new era!” – Catherine Louise Mouse

“While I remain disturbed about the recent scheming by my fellow Triad Member, Mr. Dibiase, I am encouraged by this latest ratings win. ULW is riding strong in this brave new era, and I believe we are better poised than any wrestling company since HCW to shock the world by coming in as underdogs only to lead professional wrestling. Just think…we are only getting started!” – Ted Brown

“I, quite frankly, was not surprised by the win. After all, the ratings show that the people tune in to see what I am up to week in and week out. Can there really be any denying that this is my company or my industry now? Well, I can assure you that any lingering doubt about such will be squashed come the special meeting of the Board this coming Monday. This week we came out on top, next week we will do so again when I take what is rightfully mine!” – Ted Dibiase Sr.

Respectfully submitted by

Lawrence C. Mason

Communications Director and Spokesman for Cash Mouse Entertainment

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