RAW RESULTS
August 5th, 2024
Opening Segment
[Camera opens to a quiet cemetery. The scene is somber, with the camera panning to a headstone that reads “Mickey Mouse.”]
[CEO Murrey, wearing a suit, steps into frame. He smirks, unzips his pants, and urinates on the headstone.]
[Cut to the WWE Raw arena, where the crowd is silent, clearly shocked by the opening segment. The camera pans over the audience’s shocked faces as the show cuts to the Raw entrance stage.]
Raw Intro
[The Raw intro plays with high-energy music and dramatic lighting effects. Pat McAfee and Jerry the King Lawler are seated at the commentary table.]
Pat McAfee: Welcome, everyone, to WWE Raw! What an explosive start to the show tonight!
Jerry the King Lawler: I have never seen anything like that! What was Murrey thinking?
Pat McAfee: I am sure he didn’t mean any disrespect, he probably was holding it for as long as he could and just happened to stop there!
GM Eric Bischoff’s Announcement
[GM Eric Bischoff’s music hits, and he walks out to the ring with a confident stride. The crowd erupts in mixed cheers and boos.]
Eric Bischoff: Good evening, Raw fans! Tonight, we’ve got a huge main event. Finn Balor, you’ve been waiting for another shot at the World Championship, and you’ve got it! But there’s a catch. You need to defeat Big E tonight to earn that title shot against AJ Styles!
[Finn Balor’s music hits, and he makes his way to the ring, looking determined. He enters the ring and stares down Bischoff.]
Finn Balor: I don’t care what it takes. I’m going to earn my shot and take that World Title from AJ Styles!
[Eric Bischoff nods and leaves the ring as Finn Balor’s music plays. The camera cuts to the backstage area where Big E is seen working out, ready for the main event.]
Pete the Referee Returns!
[The camera cuts to the parking lot where Pete the Referee, wearing an extravagant neck brace and using crutches, attempts to get out of his expensive car. Gorgeous women in glamorous outfits surround him, helping him out of the car.]
[The women are giggling and taking selfies with Pete as he awkwardly hobbles around. The scene is light-hearted and filled with positive energy for Pete’s return.]
Pat McAfee: Oh my gosh, look at Pete! The man’s got style, even with a neck brace!
Jerry the King Lawler: Pete’s got more flair than most of the superstars in the locker room! He’s really milking this injury for all it’s worth.
[Pete gives a thumbs up and a wink to the camera as the scene cuts back to the ring.]
Match 1: Ricochet vs. Otis
[Ricochet’s high-flying entrance is met with cheers from the crowd. Otis makes his way to the ring with a serious demeanor.]
[The match is a fast-paced affair with Ricochet’s agility contrasting with Otis’s power. Ricochet eventually wins after hitting a breathtaking shooting star press.]
Pat McAfee: What a match! Ricochet’s incredible speed and agility were too much for Otis tonight!
Jerry the King Lawler: Otis gave it his all, but Ricochet’s aerial tactics proved to be the difference-maker. This will not bode well for Otis, Chad Gable is going to be furious!
Backstage Interview with Bobby Lashley
[Bobby Lashley is interviewed by Kayla Braxton backstage.]
Kayla Braxton: Bobby, you’ve been on a roll lately. What’s next for you?
Bobby Lashley: I’m ready to take on anyone who dares to challenge me. I want another shot at that Intercontinental Championship. Drew McIntyre, you’ve been running your mouth, but it’s time to put up or shut up!
[Drew McIntyre appears in the background, looking angry. He storms off, clearly annoyed.]
Match 2: Chad Gable vs. Ivar
[Chad Gable’s music hits, and he makes his way to the ring, ready for action. Then Ivar came out to a thunderous response from the crowd.]
[The match is a hard-hitting contest with Gable’s technical skill on display against Ivar’s brute strength. Ivar wins after hitting a moonsault from the top rope!]
Pat McAfee: Ivar is a force to be reckoned with!
Jerry the King Lawler: Chad Gable gave it his best, but Ivar’s power was too much tonight.
Main Event: Finn Balor vs. Big E
[The arena is electric as Finn Balor and Big E make their entrances. The crowd is on their feet, eagerly anticipating the match.]
[The match is a back-and-forth affair with Finn Balor using his speed and agility to counter Big E’s power moves. After a grueling battle, Finn Balor manages to hit the Coup de Grace and secure the victory.]
Pat McAfee: What a match! Finn Balor has earned his shot at the World Championship!
Jerry the King Lawler: Finn Balor showed incredible determination tonight! AJ Styles better be ready!
[AJ Styles appears on the stage, clapping slowly, a look of determination on his face as the show ends with Finn Balor celebrating in the ring.]
Closing Segment
[The camera pans over the crowd as fireworks explode. The WWE Raw logo appears on the screen.]
Pat McAfee: That’s it for tonight’s Raw! We’ll see you next week with more action!
Jerry the King Lawler: Don’t miss it! Goodnight, everyone!
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