PRESS RELEASE: Incoming Presser on the State of the Industry!

Press Release

July 27^th, 2024

11:56pm

St. Louis, MO

Cash Mouse Entertainment HQ

With the competition of ULW on hiatus this past week, the “Rule 11 Clock” has been initiated. As per the 11^th Rule of Cash Mouse Entertainment – as established via the terms agreed to prior to the end of Mickey’s Final War -, the competition has four weeks to get back to business before the final ten week stretch leading to “Armageddon V: Mickey’s Last Laugh” is initiated. To address this first instance of the Clock being triggered, Mr. Brown and Ms. Mouse of the Triad have agreed to hold an emergency press conference prior to the airing of “Independent Intentions”.

Meanwhile, Triad member Dibiase has agreed to a separate in-depth interview with Johnny Quest for the latest installment of the “Quest for Truth”!

As always, stay tuned for more exciting updates!

Respectfully submitted by

Lawrence C. Mason

Communications Director and Spokesman for Cash Mouse Entertainment