ULW Premier Aggression (7.15.24)

Bulletpoint Summary for the first ULW Premier Aggression on July 15, 2024:

Premier Aggression (7.15.24)

• Before the opening contest could start, Dragonfly came to the ring to an incredible reaction!
• Dragonfly was set to announce his choice for August 5^th, noting that he has had a flurry of requests since his Starrcade announcement, but he was suddenly attacked by Matt Cardona!!
• Following the brutal attack, the Ladies Man made his way to the ring for his match after a slight delay due to his music apparently not being able to work
• Ladies Man pledged to continue his mission from four years ago to bring about the vision of feminism through him, but he was cut off in his diatribe by the music of Ricky Starks! After a hard fought battle, Starks pulled off the victory in the first match of the night!
• Cardona is seen chuckling to himself until Randy Orton confronts him, saying he is overly confident for someone who no longer has his lackeys nearby
• Orton then chides Cardona for stealing Dragonfly’s moment and promising to see him in the main event, stating that Cardona’s “best days are behind [him]”!
• Before we can get to the next match, Triad Member Dibiase makes his way to the ring!
• Dibiase says that last week was a “setback”, and he recounts Quest’s report about the backroom dealings which robbed him of his trade with WWE, and says that he has found other ways to exact his revenge
• In continuing his appointments to the Board of Directors, Dibiase reveals the new Chief Design Officer: the Business Man, Harry Puddphucker!
• Next, Beth Phoenix takes on Living Dead Girl in a battle of powerhouses, but LDG comes out on top!
• After the match, LDG is standing tall, but she is interrupted when Paul Bearer comes out to the stage! He says that he is here because she attacked Akosha, and started something that she “can’t stop!”
• He then reveals that he will be joined by an old ally here to make her pay…Soultaker’s old manager, Mrs. Bearer!!
• Moments after the reveal, Akosha appears and attacks LDG, while LDG fights back, Akosha gets the best of her as the lights go out when she looks to smash LDG’s head with the steps!!
• After the commercial break, we are welcomed to the special edition of “4:20”, with CM Punk!
• Hash conveys his anger, calling last week an “atrocity” due to Punk costing him the Extreme Title, and says he has no choice but to confront him! His rant is cut short, though by Punk’s music!
• Hash confronts Punk, Punk pushes back and notes that he has drawn a direct line of the degradation of the industry back to Hash, and that he has been waiting for this moment for over a year!
• Punk said he wanted one more shot at Hash, Hash told him to name the place and time, and Punk seemed satisfied as he attacked Hash once again!!
• The melee continued until we cut to the back with Lawrence Mason and Damian Priest!
• Priest said he saw what was happening in ULW and noted that a member of the Triad asked him to come over to help settle the chaos
• He said that he was here to bring some justice and to do some damage himself
• He confirmed that he – like everyone else in the locker room – would like to be the Undisputed Champion, but that his first objective was to right some wrongs and that he was here to stay and to make those on the wrong side rise to face his justice!
• Next, Jade Cargill successfully defends her Women’s Title against a ferocious AJ Lee, who gave Jade a good run for her money!
• Finally, in the main event, Matt Cardona outlasted Giant Gonzales, Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, Sting, and lastly Randy Orton in a Massacre Six Match to earn a shot at the Undisputed Championship!
• Cardona celebrated with Orton looking on in disgust as the show came to a close!