Smackdown Results
05/17/2024
Opening
The show opens in Mr. Murrey’s office with Elizabeth saying she doesn’t feel comfortable. As Murrey goes to ease her comfort levels, the door swings open and Murrey’s wife yells, “What the hell is going on here?!”
CEO Murrey explains that him and Elizabeth were planning a surprise party for Mrs. Murrey. Murrey’s wife says,”I highly doubt that. You haven’t been yourself since Danhausen put that curse on you! You have constant anxiety and your pissing blood at night!”
CEO Murrey: “There is nothing to worry about. Danhausen and me are cool now. I gave him a raise and an option to put his name in the draft if he so chooses. Tonight is gonna be a great night, just wait and see darling!”
Ricohet loses to Johnny Gargano in the opening contest with help from Johnny Knoxville
Commercial Break
Segment Two
Lexis King walks into Johnny Lawrence’s locker room.
King: “Why in the hell did you send me a Cobra Kai flyer to my house, my email, and somehow through text on my phone?”
Lawerence: “I heard you are in the draft and I want you to get drafted to the hottest new promotion there is buddy! I am talking about the Johnny Lawrence Thousand Dollar Wrestling League…or JLTDWL for short.”
King: “You are one of the reason’s why I have to get drafted away from WWE.”
Lawrence: “Wait a minute! Did I mention that we are going to have a Northeast, Northwest, Southwest, Southeast and Middle East division?
*King looks upset and perplexed as he turns around and leaves the locker room.
The Rock and Solo defeat Drew McIntyre and Damian Priest in a tornado tag match.
After the match a video package shows of the history of the Bloodline. A lot of family members faces are blurred for copyright protection.
Commercial break
Third Segment
When we come back from commerical we see The Street Profits arguing with the Intercontinental Champion, Bobby Lashley.
Montez: “When are you gonna get us our shot for the tag belts?!” We supported you on becoming IC Champ, where is our support?”
Lashley: “Helped me? I beat that chump Lawrence and changed this company faster than it took Sami Zayn to change Megan Mouses diaper. I am the real deal!”
Dawkins: “Okay boss. We understand. But you need to use that pull. Let Big E and Kofi know…that We Want The Smoke!”
Shinsuke successfully defends the United States Championship against Braun Strowman
After the match Doc Brown takes the belt and puts it on his own waste and has Shinsuke carry him around the ring on his shoulders.
End of Show
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