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Smackdown Results

04/12/2024

[Dramatic music plays as the camera pans the packed arena.]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the return of Friday Night SmackDown! We are live tonight and the energy in this building is electric! āš”ļø

[Camera cuts to the commentary booth, where Pat McAfee and Jerry “The King” Lawler are seated.]

McAfee: Wow, what a night this is going to be, King! After months off the air, SmackDown is back and ready to make its mark. There have been so many changes in the WWE universe, I can barely keep up. For example, I am full time on commentary now!

Lawler: That’s for sure, Pat. Just this past week, we learned that the legendary Mick Foley has been promoted to Commissioner of both the WWE and NXT brands. And the relationship between CEO Murrey, CCO Miss Elizabeth, and the folks at Endeavor seems to be stronger than ever. A new era is upon us!

[Fade to commercial.]

EUROPEAN END 🌟

[Camera cuts to an office setting. CEO Murrey is seated behind a large desk, looking stern. Miss Elizabeth is standing beside him.]

Murrey: Thank you all for coming. I’ve called this meeting because I have some important decisions to announce regarding the future direction of WWE.

Murrey: Thank you all for coming. I’ve called this meeting because I have some important decisions to announce regarding the future direction of WWE.

[Murrey pauses and looks down at some papers on his desk.]

First and foremost, effective immediately, the European Championship is being retired. This title has a storied history, but it no longer fits the vision I have for this company moving forward.

[Murrey looks up and makes direct eye contact with the camera.]

And I’m particularly disappointed in Gunther. He has failed to elevate that title to the level of prestige it once held. I simply don’t see a bright future for him in WWE.

Murrey: I’m done with Murrey’s Misfits. In fact, effective immediately, Ryback has been terminated from his contract with WWE.

[Murrey stands up from his desk and approaches the camera.]

The changes we’re making are all part of ushering in a new era for this company. The European title is history, and Murrey’s Misfits are finished. We’re going to move WWE forward in a bold new direction. You’d all better be ready, because the future is coming, and it’s going to be a wild ride.

[Murrey nods to Miss Elizabeth, who steps forward.]

Miss Elizabeth: As much as it has disheartened Mr. Murrey that his prize fighter, Jesse Ventura lost at NXT Stand and Deliver, we have come to a mutual agreement that Brock Anderson will be moved up to the main roster! That’s all for now. Thank you all for your time.

[Fade to black.]

[The arena is electric as the familiar theme of The Bloodline hits. Solo Sikoa makes his way to the ring.

OPENING CONTEST 🌟

Solo Sikoa vs Drew McIntyre

[The crowd boos loudly as Solo Sikoa enters the ring, cocky and confident.]

[The two men lock up in the center of the ring. McIntyre quickly gains the advantage with his power and size, but Solo counters with some crafty technical wrestling. The match builds in intensity.]

[Suddenly, The Rock’s iconic theme music hits! The Great One emerges from the backstage area and starts making his way down to the ringside area.]

McAfee: Oh my god, it’s The Rock! What is he doing here?!

Lawler: The Brahma Bull is coming down to the ring, this can’t be good for Drew McIntyre!

[The Rock slides into the ring and immediately starts brawling with McIntyre, distracting him. Solo Sikoa sees his opportunity and delivers a devastating Samoan Spike to Drew’s neck.]

McAfee: Oooh, that Samoan Spike from Solo! Drew McIntyre is down!

[Solo Sikoa hooks the leg and the referee counts the 1-2-3.]

Announcer: Here is your winner – Solo Sikoa!

[The Bloodline celebrates in the ring as The Rock stands over the fallen Drew McIntyre, a sinister grin on his face.]

McAfee: The Rock has brought the Bloodline to WWE! This is a shocking development on the return of SmackDown!

Lawler: Drew McIntyre never saw that interference from The Great One coming. The Bloodline has just made a huge statement on this historic night!

[Fade to black as The Bloodline and The Rock stand tall in the ring.]

Winner: Solo Sikoa

THE DOC BROWN SIX 🌟

[The camera cuts to the backstage area, where a frantic-looking Doc Brown is standing in front of a group of wrestlers.]

Doc Brown: Great Scott! This is it, my friends! The moment we’ve all been waiting for! I, Dr. Emmett Brown, am here to introduce to you… The Doc Brown Six!

[The camera pans over to reveal Flex Fuller, Hook, Elias, Buddy Murphy, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Santos Escobar standing behind Doc Brown, all with intense looks on their faces.]

Flex Fuller (flexing): The Doc Brown Six is here to take over, baby! Wooo!

Hook (deadpan): …

Elias (strumming his guitar): The end is nigh, my friends. The Doc Brown Six are here to restore balance to the WWE Universe.

Buddy Murphy: Time is running out for the status quo, fellas. We’re about to shake things up in a major way.

Nakamura (grinning maniacally): Kinshasa for everyone! Wooooo!

Santos Escobar (in a thick accent): The future is now. The Doc Brown Six will reign supreme.

Doc Brown (adjusting his glasses): Yes, yes, that’s right! We are here to usher in a new era of sports entertainment. No more of this “New Day” nonsense. It’s time for the “New Way” – the Doc Brown Way!

[Suddenly, the music of The New Day hits, and Big E and Kofi Kingston come charging down the hallway, ready for a fight.]

Big E: Hold up, hold up, hold up! Who in the blue hell do you think you are, calling yourselves “The Doc Brown Six”?!

Kofi: Yeah, man, this is our house! You’re not gonna come in here and start talking about some “New Way” or whatever. The power of positivity is eternal!

Doc Brown (panicked): Oh no, oh no, this is heavy! Men, it’s time to put our plan into action! Go, go, go!

[The Doc Brown Six immediately attack Big E and Kofi, laying them out with a barrage of strikes. Doc Brown watches on, cackling maniacally.]

Doc Brown: Yes, yes, that’s it! Show them the future! The age of The New Day is over – welcome to the age of The Doc Brown Six!

[The Doc Brown Six stand tall over the fallen bodies of Big E and Kofi as the segment ends.]

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH 🌟

The Viking Raiders vs The Street Profits

[The arena lights dim as the thunderous theme of The Viking Raiders hits. Erik and Ivar make their way to the ring, WWE Tag Team Championship belts draped over their shoulders.]

šŸŽ¤The following contest is a WWE Tag Team Championship match! Introducing first, the champions – from Valhalla, The Viking Raiders!

McAfee: Oh man, this is going to be an absolute war, King! The Viking Raiders putting those Tag Team titles on the line against the high-flying Street Profits.

Lawler: You got that right, Pat.The champions have been on a hot streak šŸ”„but their work cut out for them tonight.

[The bell rings and the match begins with Ford and Ivar starting things off. The action is fast-paced and physical as both teams trade blows and attempt to gain the upper hand.]

[After a series of nearfalls and breathtaking spots, Montez Ford manages to create separation and tag in Angelo Dawkins.]

Dawkins (fired up): Let’s go, Street Profits! Time to get these Vikings outta here!

[Dawkins unleashes a barrage of strikes and power moves on Erik, but The Viking Raider battles back. Ivar tags in and the two Vikings overwhelm Dawkins with their sheer size and strength.]

McAfee: The Viking Raiders are just dominating right now! Ivar and Erik are firing on all cylinders.

[Just as it looks like The Street Profits are about to be finished, Montez Ford comes flying off the top rope with a huge frog splash, taking both Vikings down!]

Lawler: Whoa, what a move by Montez Ford! The Street Profits still have life in this match!

[The action spills to the outside as all four men brawl. In the end, after a hard-fought battle, Erik and Ivar hit their Viking Experience finisher on Dawkins to retain the WWE Tag Team Championships.]

šŸŽ¤Here are your winners, and still WWE Tag Team Champions – The Viking Raiders!

[The Viking Raiders celebrate their victory as a dejected Street Profits head to the back. The champions stand tall, their titles still around their waists.]

Winners: The Viking Raiders šŸ†

Fade to commercial

THE CHAMP IS HERE 🌟

[The arena is filled with cheers as Johnny Lawrence’s theme music hits. He makes his way to the ring, holding the Intercontinental Championship belt high above his head. Behind him, Johnny Gargano and Johnny Knoxville follow close behind, all three men sporting matching “Johnny World Order” t-shirts.]

šŸŽ¤Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the new Intercontinental Champion, Johnny Lawrence!

[The crowd’s reaction is deafening as Lawrence takes the microphone, basking in the spotlight. Gargano and Knoxville stand on either side of him, grinning smugly.]

[Gargano and Knoxville start high-fiving and air-guitaring in the background.]

Johnny Lawrence: Alright, alright, alright… listen up, pussies! The age of the Johnny World Order has officially begun!

[The crowd cheers loudly, but Lawrence holds up a hand to silence them.]

Johnny Lawrence: No, no, no, save your breath. I don’t want to hear it. Because as of tonight, I am the new Intercontinental Champion! And that means I’m the most important Johnny in the WWE. I am the new standard-bearer for this title. And I’m going to make sure that everyone in this arena, and everyone watching at home, remembers the name – Johnny Lawrence!

Johnny Gargano: That’s right! Johnny Lawrence is the top dog now! We’re the ones calling the shots around here.

Johnny Knoxville (chuckling): Yeah, baby! The Johnnys are running wild, and there’s nothing you marks can do about it.

[Lawrence holds the title belt high as Gargano and Knoxville raise their arms in triumph. The crowd continues to cheer as the show ends]

Published by Daniel Crawford

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