WWE: MNR 4.8.24 (7.315834), NXT Stand and Deliver 2024 (7.346375), Then Now Forever 2 (7.356)

RAW Results

04/08/24

Opening Segment 🎬

“Welcome to the electrifying atmosphere of the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! I’m Jerry “The King” Lawler, alongside the hardcore legend Mick Foley, and tonight promises to be a great night of sports entertainment here on Monday Night Raw! So grab your seats, hold onto your hats, because things are about to get wild!”

Inaugural Legends Battle Royale

to determine the first ever WWE Legends Champion

Mick Foley: “Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats because it’s time for history in the making! Tonight, right here in the heart of Philadelphia, we witness the Inaugural Legends Battle Royale for the prestigious WWE Legends Championship!”

The participants are Bret Hart, Ricky Steamboat, Goldberg, Batista, Ken Shamrock, Rey Mysterio Jr., Jake Roberts, Roddy Piper, Honky Tonk Man, and Greg Valentine.

In the end, Batista eliminates Rey Mysterio Jr. to become the first ever Legends Champion!

Winner: Batista

Commercial break

Second Segment 🎬

The Proposal 💍

[Scene: Inside a cozy suburban living room, adorned with family photos and a floral couch. Johnny Lawrence, dressed in his best attire, nervously clutches a small velvet box while Ryback’s mom, sits across from him, sipping on a cup of tea.]

Johnny: clears throat “Uh, Ryback’s mom, there’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you…”

Setting down her tea, intrigued “Oh? What is it, Johnny?”

Johnny: takes a deep breath, his voice slightly shaky “Well, Ryback’s mom, you know how much I’ve enjoyed spending time with you, and how much I admire your… cooking skills.”

Smiling “Oh, Johnny, you’re too sweet!”

Johnny: eyes twinkling “I mean it. You’re an amazing woman, and… I was wondering if you’d do me the honor of becoming my wife.”

[Ryback’s mom eyes widen in surprise, then she bursts into laughter.]

Giggling “Oh, Johnny, you sure know how to make a girl feel special! Of course, I’ll marry you!”

[Johnny’s face lights up with relief and joy as he slides the ring onto her finger, and they share a warm embrace.]

Johnny: grinning “Looks like I’m officially part of the Ryback family now, huh?”

Chuckling “Welcome to the chaos, Johnny. Welcome to the chaos.”

Johnny Gargano and Johnny Knoxville versus Flex Fuller and Hook

Jerry Lawler: “And here we go, folks! The dynamic duo of Johnny Gargano and Johnny Knoxville taking on the formidable team of Flex Fuller and Hook!”

Mick Foley: “This is going to be one heck of a match, King! Gargano and Knoxville better watch out for the strength of Fuller and the technical prowess of Hook.”

[The match seesaws back and forth, with Gargano and Knoxville putting up a valiant effort against their opponents. But the strength and skill of Fuller and Hook prove too much to handle.]

Jerry Lawler: “Gargano and Knoxville are giving it their all, but Fuller and Hook seem to have an answer for everything!”

Mick Foley: “That is why they are the number one contenders for the tag team titles!”

[As the match nears its conclusion, Fuller and Hook hit their devastating finishers, leaving Gargano and Knoxville sprawled out on the mat. The referee counts to three, and the match is over.]

Winners: Flex Fuller and Hook

[As Gargano and Knoxville slowly make their way to their feet, the lights suddenly dim, and the crowd buzzes with anticipation. Suddenly, Doc Brown appears at ringside, holding an oversized mouse trap.]

Jerry Lawler: “Wait a minute, what’s Doc Brown doing out here?”

Mick Foley: “I have no idea, King, but it looks like he has something in mind for Johnny Knoxville!”

[Without warning, Doc Brown springs the mouse trap, sending it crashing down onto Johnny Knoxville’s hand, who lets out a yelp of pain.]

Jerry Lawler: “Oh my goodness! Doc Brown just hit Knoxville with an oversized mouse trap!”

Mick Foley: “I’ve seen a lot of things in my time, King, but that’s definitely a first!”

Commercial break

Third Segment 🎬

[The camera cuts to the parking lot outside the arena, where Big E is seen walking towards his car. Suddenly, The Rock emerges from the shadows, his expression steely and determined.]

The Rock: “Big E! You think you’re gonna make it to Then Now Forever? You think you can just walk around like you own the place?”

[Without warning, The Rock charges at Big E, delivering a thunderous punch to his jaw. Big E staggers backward, but before he can react, The Rock grabs him and hoists him up, slamming him through the windshield of the car.]

[The sound of shattering glass fills the air as Big E crashes through the windshield, his body writhing in pain.]

The Rock: “You want to mess with The Rock? You want to step into the ring with the most electrifying man in sports entertainment? Well, now you know what happens when you cross The Brahma Bull!”

Main Event

Gunther versus Bobby Lashley

[The match kicks off with both men exchanging thunderous blows, each trying to gain the upper hand. Lashley showcases his incredible strength, but Gunther counters with his technical prowess and tenacity.]

Jerry Lawler: “This is anyone’s match, Mick! Both Gunther and Lashley are giving it everything they’ve got!”

Mick Foley: “But wait, it looks like Gunther is gaining the upper hand!”

[In the end, after a grueling battle that leaves both men exhausted, it’s Gunther who manages to secure the victory with a thunderous finishing move, barely pinning Lashley for the three-count.]

Winner: Gunther

[Before Gunther can even celebrate his hard-fought victory, Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre pounce, assaulting him with a relentless barrage of strikes. The crowd erupts in shock and disbelief as Gunther is overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught.]

[The assault continues unabated as Priest and McIntyre unleash their fury upon Gunther. Finally, they lift him up and deliver a devastating double-team move, sending Gunther crashing through the announce table in a spectacular display of brutality.]

Mick Foley: “I can’t believe what I’m seeing, King! Gunther may have won the match, but he’s paying the price now! How in the world will Gunther be able to retain his European Championship against these two men at Then Now Forever?!”

End of Show

NXT Stand and Deliver Results

04/09/24

(Opening theme music plays as the camera pans over the electrifying crowd at the Wells Fargo Center, with colorful signs held high and fans cheering with anticipation.)

Jerry Lawler: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to NXT Stand and Deliver! We are coming to you live from the historic Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!”

Mick Foley: “That’s right, King! Tonight, the NXT Superstars are ready to lay it all on the line, even with the mood feeling a bit somber as we have learned that Camden Cross has been terminated from the company! We are without leadership tonight!”

Jerry Lawler: “Absolutely, Mick! Cross has been removed from the Board as well as Fandango! Fandango has actually secured a contract to be on the NXT roster since the allegations concluded that he was coerced by Cross and unaware of the burning down of Murrey’s mansion. He thought they were really guest catering for the event.”

Mick Foley: “And with our NXT Universe here in Philadelphia and viewers tuning in from around the world, there’s no better time to witness the magic of NXT Stand and Deliver!”

(As the arena lights dim and a hushed anticipation falls over the crowd, the sound of a distant war drum echoes through the arena. Smoke billows from the entrance ramp as the silhouette of Roman soldiers emerges, carrying a majestic throne adorned with golden accents.)

Announcer: “Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a sight unlike any other! Behold, Sonya Deville!”

(The crowd erupts into thunderous cheers as Sonya Deville, draped in regal armor, emerges from the darkness, standing proudly atop the ornate throne. With a fierce determination in her eyes, she surveys the arena with a commanding presence.)

Jerry Lawler: “Accompanied by her loyal legion of Roman soldiers, Sonya Deville makes her triumphant entrance, ready to conquer all who dare stand in her path!”

(The Roman soldiers march forward in perfect unison, carrying the throne and Sonya Deville towards the ring with solemn reverence. The arena reverberates with the sound of chanting as fans are swept up in the spectacle before them.)

Opening Contest 🌟

Sonya Deville vs Lacey Evans

(As the match between Lacey Evans and Sonya Deville reaches its climax, both competitors are locked in a fierce exchange of strikes and counters. The tension in the arena is off the charts as the crowd eagerly watches on.)

Jerry Lawler: “These two fierce competitors are giving it their all here tonight at NXT Stand and Deliver!”

Mick Foley: “Absolutely, King! It’s been a back-and-forth battle from the get-go, but who will come out on top?”

(As Sonya Deville gains the upper hand, delivering a series of punishing kicks, Lacey Evans finds herself on the defensive. Desperate to regain control, she quickly reaches into her pants, pulling out a long black foreign object that was surprisingly hidden from view.)

(With the referee’s back turned, Lacey Evans seizes her opportunity, swinging the foreign object with precision. The metal object connects with Sonya Deville’s mouth, sending her crashing to the mat.)

Jerry Lawler: “Oh my goodness! Sonya Deville just got nailed with that huge co..!”

Mick Foley: “…Completely unnecessary foreign object! That’s gotta be it, King! There’s no way Sonya can recover from that!”

(With Sonya Deville incapacitated, the referee turns around just in time to see Lacey Evans go for the cover.)

Referee: “One! Two! Three!”

DING! DING! DING!

Winner: Lacey Evans

Match Two 🌟

Johnny Gargano vs Austin Theory

(As the match between Austin Theory and Johnny Gargano gets underway, the energy in the arena is electric. Special guest commentators Johnny Knoxville and Johnny Lawrence take their seats at ringside.)

Johnny Knoxville: “Hey there, folks! It’s Johnny Knoxville here, alongside the one and only Johnny Lawrence! And let me tell you, we’re in for a wild ride tonight!”

Johnny Lawrence: “That’s right, Knoxville! And what better way to kick things off than with a match between Austin Theory and Johnny Gargano? It’s gonna be a real barnburner!”

(Knoxville and Lawrence exchange a fist bump as the action in the ring heats up.)

Johnny Knoxville: “Looks like Gargano’s got Theory in a tight headlock there, Lawrence. What do you think?”

Johnny Lawrence: “Well, Knoxville, Gargano’s gotta keep the pressure on if he wants to come out on top. But you never know what Theory’s got up his sleeve.”

(As the match progresses, Austin Theory starts to gain momentum, delivering a flurry of impressive maneuvers.)

Johnny Knoxville: “Whoa, did you see that, Lawrence? Theory just hit Gargano with a textbook suplex! He’s really turning up the heat!”

Johnny Lawrence: “Impressive stuff from Theory, Knoxville! But don’t count Gargano out just yet. He’s as crafty as they come!”

(Just when it seems like Gargano is mounting a comeback, Austin Theory counters with a devastating finishing move, pinning Gargano for the three-count.)

Johnny Knoxville: “And there it is, folks! Austin Theory picks up the win over our boy Johnny Gargano!”

Johnny Lawrence: “What a victory for Theory! Gargano gave it his all, but in the end, Theory was just too much to handle! What a badass!”

Johnny Knoxville: “Well, Lawrence, looks like Theory came out on top tonight. But hey, at least Gargano can take solace in knowing he’s still got that killer mustache, am I right?”

Johnny Lawrence: “Haha, you got that right, Knoxville! And who knows? Maybe next time, Gargano will come back even stronger and keep his girl. But for now, let’s give it up for our winner, Austin Theory!”

Winner: Austin Theory

NXT Championship match 🌟

Lexis King vs Bronson Reed

Jerry Lawler: “The head games are over Mick! Tonight, Lexis puts his money where his mouth is!”

Mick Foley: “Both of these competitors are at the top of their game, and neither one is going to back down without a fight!”

King and Reed waste no time locking up in the center of the ring. The sheer power of Reed is evident as he starts to overpower the champion.)

Jerry Lawler: “Bronson Reed is like a human bulldozer, Mick! He’s just bulldozing his way through Lexis King!”

Mick Foley: “But let’s not count out the resilience of Lexis King, King! He’s proven time and time again that he’s willing to do whatever it takes to hold onto that NXT Championship!”

Jerry Lawler: “This is turning into an absolute slugfest, folks! Neither King nor Reed is giving an inch!”

Mick Foley: “It’s a true test of endurance, King! Who will be the last one standing?”

(In a dramatic turn of events, Lexis King manages to outsmart Reed, dodging a powerful maneuver and countering with the swinging neck breaker that he calls the coronation)

Jerry Lawler: “Oh my goodness! Lexis King with the Coronation! He’s got Reed right where he wants him!”

Referee: “One! Two! Three!”

Jerry Lawler: “He’s done it! Lexis King retains the NXT Championship in an incredible display of skill and determination!”

Mick Foley: “What a hard-fought victory for the champion, King! Lexis King has once again proven why he’s at the top of the NXT mountain!”

Winner: Lexis King 🏆

After the match Lexis grabs the microphone 🎤

Lexis: I am here to stay! We are headed into a new era in NXT!

Jerry Lawler: “He isn’t wrong about that folks! Starting next week, NXT regular programming will still be on Tuesday’s with an updated version of NXT Level Up on Thursday’s! With Raw, NXT, NXT Level Up, and Smackdown…we will be bringing you four nights of professional wrestling!”

Main Event 🌟

Jesse “The Body” Ventura vs Brock Anderson

Announcer: “Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our main event of the evening! In this corner, we have a man that needs no introduction anywhere in the civilized world, the master of the Aggro Crag, the former multi time world champion and WWE Hall of famer, Jesse Ventura! And in the other corner, the young prodigy, the rising nxt star, and son of WWE hall of famer Arn Anderson…Brock Anderson!”

(The crowd erupts into a deafening roar as the bell rings, signaling the start of the match. From the opening moments, it’s clear that both Anderson and Ventura are evenly matched, trading blows with unmatched intensity.)

Mick Foley: “This is a battle for the ages, folks! Both Anderson and Ventura refusing to back down!”

Jerry Lawler: “This is a battle for the ages, folks! I can’t believe that I am alive to see Jesse in a wrestling match with Arn’s son! Anderson and Ventura refusing to back down!”

(As the match wears on, the momentum shifts back and forth between the two competitors, each refusing to yield an inch. The arena pulses with energy as the crowd cheers on their favorite.)

(Despite Ventura’s experience and cunning, Anderson digs deep, summoning his inner strength to mount a comeback. With the support of the crowd behind him, he unleashes a barrage of powerful maneuvers.)

Mick Foley: “Anderson is on fire, ladies and gentlemen! He’s throwing everything he’s got at Ventura!”

(With victory within his grasp, Anderson delivers an unprecedented german suplex, flooring Ventura. Brock locks in the boston crab but Jesse refuses to tap out. Jesse almost reaches the ropes but Brock rolls with his legs cinched in the middle of the ring. Jesse still refusing to tap passes out from the pain.)

(The arena explodes with cheers as Anderson celebrates his hard-earned triumph. But the spectacle is far from over. As Anderson raises his arms in victory, fireworks light up the sky, bathing the arena in a dazzling display of colors and lights.) 🎆🎇

Jerry Lawler: “What a momentous occasion, ladies and gentlemen! Brock Anderson stands tall as the victor, his championship-like celebration rivaling that of the greatest champions in history!”

(As the fireworks continue to illuminate the night sky, Anderson basks in the adoration of the crowd, knowing that this victory will forever be etched in the annals of wrestling history.) 🎆🎇

Winner: Brock Anderson

Then Now Forever 2 Results

04/10/24

The camera pans over the packed Lincoln Field Financial stadium, the crowd buzzing with energy and anticipation. Fireworks erupt as the iconic WWE logo appears on the massive titantron.

Jerry Lawler: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Then Now Forever 2, coming to you live from the City of Brotherly Love – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! I’m Jerry “The King” Lawler, alongside the legendary Mick Foley, and we are in for one incredible night of WWE action.

Mick Foley: You said it, King. This is a historic occasion, as the WWE Universe gathers one year later to celebrate the past, present, and future of sports entertainment. The energy in this building is absolutely electric – these Philadelphia fans are ready to witness some of the greatest Superstars in WWE history step into the ring.

Lawler: That’s right, Mick. This is going to be a night to remember!

The camera cuts to the ring as the crowd erupts in cheers, setting the stage for the first match of the evening at WWE Then Now Forever 2.

European Championship 🌟

Gunther vs Drew McIntyre vs Damian Priest

The opening riffs of Gunther’s theme music hit, and the European Champion makes his way to the ring, his imposing presence commanding the attention of the Philadelphia crowd. He steps into the squared circle, his eyes scanning for his opponents.

Drew McIntyre’s theme hits, and the Scottish Warrior strides confidently to the ring, ready for battle. Damian Priest is close behind, the first ever WWE Champion exuding an aura of danger as he joins his opponents in the ring.

The bell rings, and the three men waste no time engaging in a furious exchange of strikes and grapples. Gunther delivers a devastating series of German suplexes, only for Drew to counter with suplexes of his own, catching Damian in the process. All three men are down, struggling to regain their footing.

As Gunther lifts Drew for another German suplex, Drew has a hild of Damian as well, so Gunther is showing raw power as we see a triple German suplex. The referee pins and it is hard to see who the winner is.

Lawler: And just as we expected, the referee has called this match a no contest! Gunther, Drew McIntyre, and Damian Priest absolutely laid it all on the line, but nobody could get the decisive win. What a way to kick off WWE Then Now Forever 2!

Winner: No Contest

Intercontinental Championship Match 🌟

Ryback vs Johnny Lawerence

Lawler: We’re in for a big-time Intercontinental Championship match, Mick, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. If Johnny Lawrence loses, he has to walk away from the WWE and the Cobra Kai franchise for good!

Foley: That’s right, King. Ryback is looking to make a huge statement here tonight as Lawrence has been a pain in the ass for Ryback leading up to all of this.

The “Cruel Summer” theme song blares through the speakers, and the Cobra Kai sensei strides to the ring.

The bell rings, and the match begins with a hard-hitting exchange of strikes and grapples. Ryback uses his power to overwhelming effect, but Johnny manages to avoid the worst of the punishment, looking for openings to counter.

Lawler: Ryback is just manhandling Johnny Lawrence right now, Mick. Sheer power is on full display.

Foley: But Johnny’s not going down without a fight, King! He’s using his speed and agility to try and stay one step ahead of Ryback. This is a classic battle of power versus technique.

Suddenly, Ryback’s mother emerges from the crowd, charging towards the ring and attacking Johnny Lawrence from behind. Ryback stands by, a smirk on his face, as his mother assaults Lawerence.

Foley: I can’t believe it, Jerry! Ryback must have planned this all along, using his own mother to blindside and betray Johnny! What an underhanded tactic from the champion!

Johnny is caught off guard by the unexpected assault, but he manages to fight back, pushing Ryback’s mother out of the ring. Bloodied and battered, he turns his attention back to Ryback, determined to win the title.

Lawler: Johnny Lawrence is fighting through the pain and the betrayal, Mick! He’s not going to let this stop him from winning the Intercontinental Championship.

Foley: You’ve got that right, King. Johnny’s showing the heart of a champion here. He’s weathered the storm and now he’s going right back at Ryback, looking to put this match away.

Johnny delivers a series of vicious strikes, followed by a devastating bulldog. Sensing an opportunity, he pulls a pair of brass knuckles from his tights and lands a devastating shot, pinning Ryback for the victory.

Lawler: Unbelievable! Johnny Lawrence has overcome the odds to become the Intercontinental Champion! He used those brass knuckles to overcome Ryback’s mother’s betrayal and pick up the win!

Johnny raises the Intercontinental Championship high, the crowd erupting in cheers as he stands tall, his future in the WWE and Cobra Kai secured for now.

Winner: Johnny Lawrence 🏆🎆

Tag Team Championship Match 🌟

The Viking Raiders vs Murrey’s Misfits

Lawler: Flex Fuller and Hook, two rising stars in the WWE, are hoping to pull off a huge upset here against the reigning and defending Tag Team Champions, The Viking Raiders.

Foley: It’s going to take everything they’ve got, Jerry. Flex and Hook are no strangers to tough competition, but The Viking Raiders are on a different level.

The bell rings, and the match begins with a flurry of hard-hitting strikes and grapples. The Viking Raiders’ superior size and strength eventually wear down Flex and Hook, leading to a decisive victory for the champions.

Lawler: The Viking Raiders are simply too dominant, Mick! Erik and Ivar have completely overwhelmed Flex Fuller and Hook, and they’ve retained the Tag Team Championships.

Suddenly, CEO Murrey storms the ring, accompanied by Elias and Doc Brown. The trio immediately attack The Viking Raiders, looking to make a statement.

Foley: I can’t believe it, King. Murrey must be furious after The Viking Raiders’ victory, and he’s brought in his cronies to try and take them out. This is an all-out assault on the Tag Team Champions.

The Viking Raiders, undeterred by the sudden attack, fight back with fierce intensity, easily overpowering their assailants. In the chaos, the announce team shares some breaking news.

Lawler: Folks, we’ve just received word that CEO Murrey has sold 25% of his WWE stock to Endeavor, and Elizabeth has purchased a significant share of Fandango and Camden Cross’ stock. We don’t have the exact percentages, but this is a major development in the world of WWE.

The Viking Raiders continue to dominate, punishing Murrey, Elias, and Doc Brown, sending a clear message that they won’t be intimidated or bullied. The crowd erupts in cheers as the champions stand tall, their reign remaining intact.

Winners: The Viking Raiders 🏆🎆

Women’s Championship Match 🌟

Asuka vs Rhea Ripley

The bell rings, and the match begins with a flurry of strikes and grappling exchanges. Asuka uses her speed and technical prowess to counter Rhea’s sheer strength, eventually locking in the Asuka Lock for the victory.

Suddenly, Sonya Deville’s music hits, and the NXT star storms the ring, attacking Asuka from behind. Rhea Ripley joins Sonya, and the two begin to viciously assault the fallen Asuka.

Just as it seems Asuka is about to be overwhelmed, the familiar theme of Lacey Evans plays, and the Sassy Southern Belle rushes to the ring, driving Sonya and Rhea away from the fallen Asuka.

Lawler: What a turn of events here, Mick! Asuka overcame Rhea Ripley, only to be attacked by Sonya Deville and Rhea. But Lacey Evans came to the rescue, saving Asuka from further harm.

Winner: Asuka 🏆

WWE Championship Match 🌟

The Rock vs Big E

Pat McAfee: This is it, Mick! The WWE Championship is on the line as the legendary Rock defends his title against the powerhouse Big E!

Foley: You said it, Pat! The Rock is at the top of his game, and he’s got a huge challenge in front of him tonight. Big E is one of the most dominant Superstars in WWE, and he’s hungry to capture that WWE Championship.

The match is a back-and-forth affair, with neither man willing to back down.

Pat: These two are just beating the living daylights out of each other, Mick! Big E is using his sheer power to try and overwhelm The Rock, but the champion is showing incredible resilience.

Suddenly, Solo Sikoa emerges from the crowd, rushing to the ring and attacking Big E with a devastating Samoan Spike while The Rock distracts the referee. The Rock quickly covers Big E for the victory.

Foley: This is a shocking turn of events, Pat! Solo Sikoa has clearly come to aid his cousin, The Rock, and it’s paid off. The Rock has held on to the WWE Championship, but at what cost? The Bloodline is making a major statement here tonight.

The Rock stands tall in the ring, holding the WWE Championship high above his head. He raises one finger, a clear symbol of the Bloodline’s dominance, as Solo Sikoa stands by his side.

Pat: The Rock has retained the WWE Championship, but it was with the help of Solo Sikoa and the Bloodline. The champion is making a clear statement here tonight, and it’s a message that the entire WWE roster will have to take seriously.

Foley: You’re absolutely right! The Bloodline is firmly in control, and The Rock is sending a message to the entire WWE Universe. With Solo Sikoa by his side, The Rock has solidified his reign as the WWE Champion, and it’s going to take a monumental effort to dethrone him.

Winner: The Rock 🏆🎆

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