RAW Results
04/01/24
Opening Segment
“Welcome, WWE Universe, to Monday Night Raw, broadcasting live from the iconic Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York! I’m Jerry “The King” Lawler, alongside the hardcore legend Mick Foley, and tonight’s show is going to be off the charts! We’ve got a lineup that’s stacked from top to bottom, not to mention The Rock and Big E are both here tonight! Let’s go to the ring, where the CEO, Mr. Murrey is waiting to address this sold out audience!”
CEO Murrey: “Let me begin by thanking the fans for being the best fans in New York this week! You could have wasted your money and attended New Homeless last night… but you didn’t! Unfortunately, I must give AEW credit where the credit is due…they were a little cheeky pointing fun at Jesse Ventura. However, that man built this industry. He is the reason why that dementia ridden rodent can cash checks. Enough about Splinter though. Jesse will crush Brock Anderson at Stand and Deliver and no…A E Dubya won’t be lending us there new fresh and young talent, Arn Anderson for that event, even though it was offered. Camden Cross and Fandango…you wanna know why I don’t care that you burnt my mansion to the ground? I have many mansions. You asswipes are going to be in a match on NXT tomorrow night against Ryback, Hook, Fuller, and Elias! As for Danhausen…tonight you will face the monster among men, Braun Strowman! Next monday we will have an epic main event featuring The Final Judgments Damian Priest, Dom Mysterio, and Rhea Ripley against Gunther, Rey Mysterio, and Asuka with special guest referee…Drew McIntyre! Last but certainly not least…Johnny Lawerence…Tonight, you will..”
Before Murrey can finish, the theme of Cruel Summer blares through the arena and Johnny Lawerence comes out to the ring with Johnny Gargano!
Jerry Lawler: “Mick, what a treat! Two Johnnies!”
Johnny Lawerence: “You don’t call the shots anymore! Johnny Wrestling and I want the misfits tonight!”
Murrey: “Fine. Tonight, you clowns will face Hook, Fuller, and…Austin Theory. That is my gift for you Johnny Wrestling. Welcome to the big leagues.”
Johnny Gargano: “Cool. We will have a third man as well. Tonight, we disrupt your industry and take over the wrestling world!”
Segment Two
Braun Strowman vs Danhausen
The arena erupts with anticipation as the monstrous Braun Strowman makes his way to the ring, his presence casting a shadow over the entire arena. The crowd roars with excitement, knowing they are about to witness a display of pure dominance.
As the ominous music fades, a stark contrast enters the arena. It’s Danhausen, adorned in his eccentric attire, with his face painted half in black and half in white, a smile permanently etched on his face.
The bell rings, and the match begins. Danhausen circles cautiously, trying to find an opening, but Strowman lunges forward with lightning speed, catching Danhausen in a powerful bear hug.
Mick Foley: “Jerry, I know this is scary for Danhausen right now but I can’t help but wonder…who is the third man? Who is the third man with Gargano and Lawerence? Who will disrupt the imdustry?
Jerry: “Whomever it is…they intend to take over the world of wrestling!”
The crowd gasps as Strowman effortlessly lifts Danhausen high into the air before slamming him down with bone-shaking force.
Danhausen writhes in agony on the canvas, but Strowman shows no mercy. He hoists Danhausen up once again, this time executing a thunderous running powerslam that shakes the ring to its core.
One. Two. Three.
Winner: Braun Strowman
Backstage scene
The Rock stands before the camera, his trademark smirk plastered across his face as he addresses the audience.
The Rock: “Finally, The Rock has come back to layeth the smackdown on New York! Now, let’s talk about Big E, shall we? The so-called powerhouse of the WWE. The man with the muscles but not an ounce of the People’s Champ charisma.”
The Rock: “Big E, you think you’re a match for The Great One? You think you can step into the ring with The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment history and come out on top? Ha! You’re nothing but a stepping stone on my path to immortality! Go be a champ for PWI. They will have a belt there for your bitch ass. They pump belts out faster than trailer park sluts pop out babies!”
Suddenly, Big E emerges from the darkness, a fire burning in his eyes as he storms towards The Rock.
With lightning speed, Big E lunges at The Rock, tackling him to the ground with brute force. The two men grapple on the floor, exchanging blows as WWE personnel rush to separate them.
As security finally manages to pull them apart, The Rock and Big E continue to exchange heated words, with their rivalry reaching it’s boiling point.
Commercial break
Segment Three
The Third Man
Main Event
Hook, Flex Fuller, and Austin Theory vs Johnny Lawerence, Johnny Gargano and a mystery partner
As all the men stand in the ring with the exception of the mystery partner, the lights go out.
As the lights flicker back on, the crowd goes wild as Johnny Knoxville makes his grand entrance, strutting down the ramp with a mischievous grin on his face.
Jerry Lawler: It’s that jackass Johnny Knoxville! The man himself has joined forces with Johnny Lawrence and Johnny Gargano!
The match kicks off with chaos ensuing in the ring, as each competitor tries to gain the upper hand. Hook, Flex, and Theory put up a valiant fight, but the sheer teamwork and determination of the Johnnys prove too much to handle.
As the match reaches its climax, Knoxville delivers a thunderous big boot to Hook, sending him crashing to the mat. The crowd gasps in disbelief as Knoxville follows up with a jaw-dropping big leg drop, sealing the victory for his team.
As the victorious team celebrates in the ring, Knoxville grabs a microphone and addresses the wrestling world with a twinkle in his eye.
Johnny Knoxville: Ladies and gentlemen, you can call this the Johnny takeover of wrestling! From this day forward, we are the Johnny World Order!
Winners: JWO
After the match, we see Murrey at the top of the ramp on his knees, tears in his eyes and his head buried in his hands. The camera pans over to Danhausen bandaged up in a wheelchair pointing at Murrey.
Danhausen: “Very Nice, Very Evil!”
End of show
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NXT Level Up Results
04/02/24
In Memory Of Shane Murphy pans across the screen.
Opening Segment
LACEY EVANS’ HOUSE
The camera pans across the elegant foyer of Lacey Evans’ upscale suburban home. The sound of laughter and clinking cutlery emanates from the dining room. LACEY EVANS, a fierce WWE superstar, steps through the front door, her heels clicking against the polished hardwood floor.
LACEY
(cheerfully)
I’m home!
Silence greets her as she walks further into the house, a puzzled expression crossing her face. She rounds the corner into the dining room and freezes in shock.
Seated at the head of the table is her husband, JASON, with their daughter, EMMA, nestled beside him. But it’s the woman across from them who steals Lacey’s breath away. It’s SONYA DEVILLE!
SONYA
(smiling sweetly)
Well, hello there, Lacey. We were just enjoying a lovely dinner together.
Lacey’s eyes narrow as she takes in the scene, a sinking feeling settling in her stomach.
LACEY
What’s going on here?
JASON
(awkwardly)
Uh, Lacey, I… we didn’t expect you back so soon.
Lacey’s mind races as she tries to make sense of the situation. Sonya’s smile remains unnervingly calm as she gestures to the empty seat beside her.
SONYA
Why don’t you join us, Lacey? There’s plenty of food to go around. We are all family here.
LACEY
Come here Emma. Now! We are leaving!
Lacey rushes Emma out of the house. The camera pans back to Sonya sipping wine and smiling. Jason looks confused.
Commercial Break
Segment Two
NXT LEVEL UP ARENA
The camera sweeps over the electrifying atmosphere of the NXT Level Up arena, fans on their feet, roaring with excitement. Jerry “The King” Lawler and commentator Conor McGregor sit ringside, their commentary booth buzzing with energy.
JERRY LAWLER
Welcome, folks, to another thrilling night of NXT Level Up! And what a night it’s shaping up to be, Conor!
CONOR MCGREGOR
Absolutely, Jerry! The energy in this arena is insanity! You can feel the intensity in the air!
Butch vs Johnny Gargano
Both men are already in the ring to start the show. The bell sounds.
JERRY LAWLER
These two competitors are going at it with everything they’ve got! It’s a battle for supremacy here at NXT Level Up!
But just as it seems Gargano is gaining the upper hand, the arena erupts in a chorus of boos as Austin Theory, storms the ring and blindsides Gargano with a vicious attack from behind.
Butch capitalizes on the chaos, seizing the opportunity, pinning Gargano for the three-count and securing the victory.
Winner: Butch
NXT LEVEL UP BACKSTAGE LOCKER ROOM
LEXIS KING
(startled)
Bronson, what are you doing here?
Bronson doesn’t respond, his jaw clenched tight as he advances toward Lexis with purpose. Before Lexis can react, Bronson grabs a nearby cable and swiftly wraps it around Lexis neck, pulling him back against him in a chokehold.
BRONSON REED
(gritting his teeth)
You think you can just walk around here like you own the place, huh? Well, I’m here to show you who’s really in charge!
Lexis’ struggles weaken as the lack of oxygen takes its toll, his vision beginning to blur. Just when it seems like he might black out, the commotion attracts the attention of nearby wrestlers and officials who rush to intervene.
CAMDEN CROSS
(shouting)
Bronson, let him go! This isn’t how we settle things in NXT!
Reluctantly, Bronson releases his grip, allowing Lexis to collapse to the floor, coughing and gasping for air. He glares down at him, his expression a mix of anger and satisfaction, before storming out of the locker room, leaving chaos in his wake.
Commercial break
Segment Three
The arena falls into a hushed silence as MISS ELIZABETH, the Chief Content Officer of WWE, strides confidently into the spotlight, a determined expression on her face. The crowd watches with rapt attention, eager to hear what she has to say.
MISS ELIZABETH
(loud and clear)
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
The audience murmurs in anticipation as Miss Elizabeth takes a deep breath, her gaze sweeping over the sea of faces before her.
Tonight was supposed to feature a handicap match between Fandango, Camden Cross, and their opponents. However, I’m here to inform you that the match has been cancelled. Camden Cross is not a wrestler.
A ripple of confusion spreads through the crowd as they exchange puzzled glances, wondering what could have prompted this sudden change.
MISS ELIZABETH
And let me be clear: this decision was not made lightly. It is well knownthat there have been abuses pf piwer in the WWE and all throughoutthe wrestling world, and I refuse to let it continue.
The audience listens intently as Miss Elizabeth’s words hang in the air, anticipation building with each passing moment.
MISS ELIZABETH
At our upcoming event, Then Now Forever, I will reveal the final two board members who will join me in overseeing the future of WWE. And after that, there will be a hearing to address the grievances that have been brought to my attention concerning CEO Murrey. I have also accepted the resignation of Thomas Ian Griffith! This was voluntary and he will remain a part of the celebrity wing. There will be a separate hearing to charge Camden Cross and Fandango for the fire at Murrey Manor and another hearing to charge Christopher Lloyd with Steroid distribution. If Camden Cross and Fandango are found guilty, this could mean possible removal from the WWE.
Thank you for your patience and your continued support. Together, we will ensure that NXT Level Up and RAW remains a place where fairness and integrity reign supreme. Also, to honor our future success and the success of our current champion, The Rock, Smackdown will return on April 12th 2024, two days after our first year as a company.
With that, Miss Elizabeth nods decisively and exits the arena, leaving the crowd buzzing with anticipation for what the future holds as we close out the show.
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 