So, this is awkward. This is Ric Venom here and I have a brief update about Lenny, his “30th edition”, and a few brief predictions for WWE (because AEW is on the missing promotions list the next two weeks).
Firstly, Lenny hasn’t been heard from in 5 days, and no one seems to be able to get a hold of him. The last thing we have heard of is from his neighbor lady. She said the last thing she saw from Lenny Mouse was on Sunday night when he let out a sound barrier-defying cheer and ran out of his mouse screaming “IT HAPPENED!!” to everyone who was nearby. Ever since then? Nothing. So, we will keep you posted.
Secondly, and this should be obvious: “Wrestling with Lenny, Volume 30” is postponed until we can get him back to work, because he is not here and I am not Lenny…thank god.
Lastly, here are a few quick predictions for WWE in the coming week:
Final Judgment will defeat Gunther, Asuka, and Rey, to set up for Wrestlemania. This will be because Drew is in the back pocket of the Final Judgment.
At Stand and Deliver and Wrestlemania – and this will be brief and very unsatisfying, just like my marriage to she who will not be named -:
Bronson Reed will become the new NXT Champion, because it is time to put Lexis on the “Main Roster”
Damian Priest will become the new European Champion, with a betrayal of Drew paving the way for him to pin Gunther
Rhea Ripley will become the new Women’s Champion, because it is absolutely time to do so
Ryback will murder Johnny Lawrence and retain the IC Champion, declaring that “nobody fucks mom but me!”
The Rock will retain the WWE Title (ending a night wherein 5 titles will likely be on the line after a week with 6 titles on the line, and the WWE champion teases PWI-HCW for having a lot of titles when we presently only have 4 active titles, combined…hmmm) over Big E, because it is not time for E to be more than Kofi’s big buddy
There you go, have a good weekend, Lenny come home, I’m out!
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