RAW Results
03/25/24
Cruise Ship
[Scene: A cruise ship deck. Johnny Lawrence and Ryback’s mom, Mrs. Ryback is enjoying the ocean view. Suddenly, Mrs. Ryback loses her balance and falls overboard. Johnny reacts quickly, diving into the water to rescue her. He pulls her back onto the deck, but she’s unconscious.]
Johnny: [panicked] Hey, wake up! Come on, baby, don’t do this to me.
[Johnny checks for a pulse and then realizes he needs to perform CPR. He leans in to give Mrs. Ryback mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Just then, the ship captain appears on the scene, furious.]
Captain: What the hell are you doing to Ryback’s mom?!
Johnny: [startled, still performing CPR] It’s not what it looks like, man! She fell overboard, and I’m trying to save her!
Captain: [suspicious] Save her? Looks more like you’re trying to steal her last breath!
Johnny: [frustrated] Look, I’m not trying to steal anyone’s mom! I’m just trying to help!
[Ryback’s mom suddenly wakes up, coughing and sputtering]
Mrs. Ryback: [confused] What’s going on?
Captain: [pointing accusingly at Johnny] He was trying to kiss you!
Johnny: [defensively] I was not! I was giving her CPR!
Mrs. Ryback: [groggily] CPR? Johnny, you’re such a gentleman.
Captain: [still suspicious] Yeah, right. It’s more like a creepy karate guy with boundary issues.
Mrs. Ryback: You should thank him for saving my life!
Captain: Fine. Thanks, Johnny.
Johnny: [grinning] No problem. Just another day in the life of a Cobra Kai badass.
[The captain shakes his head, and the scene fades out with Johnny striking a triumphant pose.]
Raw theme plays
Jerry Lawler: “Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Monday Night Raw! We have a special treat for you tonight as we go live to the mansion of WWE CEO Jeff Murrey!”
Mick Foley: “That’s right, King! It looks like Jeff Murrey is pulling out all the stops tonight. I wonder what he has in store for us.”
[The camera cuts to Jeff Murrey’s lavish mansion, where he is standing in front of a grand staircase, wearing a flashy suit.]
Jeff Murrey: “Good evening, WWE Universe! Welcome to my humble abode. Tonight, I’ve invited some of the biggest names in WWE for a night of luxury and entertainment.”
Jerry Lawler: “Wow, would you look at that place, Mick? It’s like something out of a movie!”
Mick Foley: “Absolutely, King! Jeff Murrey sure knows how to live the high life.”
[Just then, the camera pans to reveal several WWE superstars like Austin Theory and Lexis King mingling in the mansion’s opulent ballroom, sipping champagne and enjoying the festivities.]
Jeff Murrey: “And now, without further ado, let’s kick off tonight’s festivities with a special performance by none other than Elias!”
[Elias steps onto a stage in the corner of the ballroom, guitar in hand, ready to serenade the guests with his signature tunes.]
After Elias plays, Thomas Griffith known the world over as Terry Silver steps out clapping
Griffith: “I just want to say Mr. Murrey , that is incredible!”
Jeff Murrey: “Thank you for the kind words. You wanna know what I find incredible, Mr. Griffith?”
Griffith: “Of course.”
Jeff Murrey: “That you think that I am too stupid to realize that you are trying to ruin me. I know who you were on the phone with because he is my guy. We played you. Jesse Ventura is my hall of famer. He is my property and a new board member as well. He has no interest in promoting. He is here to take care of a minor annoyance. Brock Anderson! You see Jesse loves to beat up Andersons. It is a hobby of his. So tomorrow night, he will sign a contract to come out of retirement at NXT Stand and Deliver and deliver the biggest Acrocrane ever to Brock Anderson! As for you…boys…get him!”
Ryback, Elias, Doc Brown, Flex Fuller, and Hook beat Thomas Griffith to a bloody pulp.
Commercial break
Opening Contest
The Rock vs. Otis
[The arena erupts with excitement as The Rock’s theme music hits, and the crowd is loud with a mix of boos and cheers.]
Jerry Lawler: “Oh my! It’s The Rock! The People’s Champion is back in the house!”
Mick Foley: “He was out for a while filming a new Jumanji movie, but he is back tonight to fine tune before he takes on Big E at Then Now Forever.”
[The bell rings, and the match begins. Otis charges at The Rock with brute force, but The Rock sidesteps and delivers a lightning-fast series of punches, staggering Otis.]
Jerry Lawler: “Whoa, look at The Rock go, Mick! He’s laying the smackdown on Otis!”
[After a spectacular display of athleticism, The Rock finishes off Otis with his iconic finishing move, The Rock Bottom, pinning him for the three-count.]
Jerry Lawler: “And there it is, folks! The Rock secures a decisive victory in his return match on Monday Night Raw!”
Winner: The Rock
Fire at the Mansion
[Inside Jeff Murrey’s opulent mansion, the guests are enjoying themselves, Austin Theory is dancing with Candace and sipping champagne, when suddenly, smoke begins to fill the air. Panic ensues as flames erupt from the kitchen, quickly spreading throughout the mansion.]
Jeff Murrey: [frantically waving his hands] Oh no, not my mansion! Somebody call the fire department!
[Amidst the chaos, Doc Brown rushes over to Jeff Murrey, looking concerned.]
Doc Brown: “Jeff, could this be from that curse Danhausen placed on you? Do you need some of my elixir?”
Jeff Murrey: [exasperated] “Oh, Doc, don’t be ridiculous! Curses aren’t real! This is just a coincidence, a very unfortunate one at that, and yes dammit I need the elixir!”
[Meanwhile, firefighters rush into the mansion, battling the flames as guests scramble to safety. Amidst the commotion, Danhausen himself appears behind a velvet couch, a mischievous grin on his face.]
Danhausen: “Ah, Jeff Murrey, it appears my curse has come to fruition! Danhausen strikes again!”
Jeff Murrey: [rolling his eyes] “Oh, give me a break, Danhausen! This is just a freak accident, nothing more!”
[As the firefighters work to contain the blaze, the chaos continues. Doc Brown shakes his head in disbelief, while Danhausen gleefully watches the mansion burn.]
Commercial Break
Tag Team Match
The Viking Raiders vs. Braun Strowman and Ricochet
[The bell rings, and the match kicks off with Erik from The Viking Raiders squaring off against Ricochet. The two competitors exchange quick strikes and counters, showcasing their speed and agility.]
Jerry Lawler: “Ricochet with the speed advantage here, but Erik is no slouch either!”
Mick Foley: “That’s right, King! It’s a clash of styles, and both teams are hungry for victory!”
[Erik gains the upper hand with his brute strength, overpowering Ricochet with a series of powerful strikes and throws. Ricochet manages to tag in Braun Strowman, who enters the ring like a wrecking ball, ready to unleash havoc.]
Jerry Lawler: “Here comes the Monster Among Men, Braun Strowman! The Viking Raiders better watch out!”
Mick Foley: “Braun Strowman is a force to be reckoned with, King! But Erik and Ivar are no strangers to facing giants!”
[Strowman dominates the ring, tossing Erik and Ivar around with ease. But the Viking Raiders refuse to stay down, fighting back with their own impressive strength and teamwork. The momentum shifts back and forth as the match reaches its climax.]
Jerry Lawler: “This match could go either way, Mick! Both teams are giving it their all!”
[In the final moments of the match, The Viking Raiders rally together, hitting Strowman with a double-team maneuver that sends him crashing to the mat. With Strowman stunned, Erik and Ivar seize the opportunity to hit their finishing move, The Viking Experience, pinning Strowman for the three-count.]
Jerry Lawler: “And there it is, folks! The Viking Raiders pick up the win in an incredible tag team match, and one must wonder if they will ever lose!”
[As the Viking Raiders celebrate their hard-fought victory, Braun Strowman and Ricochet regroup outside the ring, looking determined to bounce back from defeat.]
Winners: The Viking Raiders
Suspicious exit
Back at the mansion, outside, we see Camden Cross and Fandango getting into a black Mercedes. Before the car pulls away, the camera pans down to the rear tires and we see kitchen staff outfits lying on the ground.
Commercial break
Main Event
Gunther vs. Drew McIntyre
A very back and forth match where at times it looked as if McIntyre would steal a victory.
[In the climax of the match, Gunther gains the upper hand with a devastating powerbomb, followed by his signature move, the Gotch-Style Piledriver. He covers McIntyre for the three-count, securing a hard-fought victory.]
Winner: Gunther
As Gunther celebrates his win in the ring, the arena suddenly goes dark. The theme of Final Judgment fills the arena as Damian Priest, Dom Mysterio, and Rhea Ripley make their entrance, accompanied by a chorus of boos.]
[As Final Judgment stands at the entrance ramp, staring down Gunther, the tension in the arena is tense. But suddenly, Gunther is joined in the ring by Rey Mysterio and Asuka, who stand by his side, ready for whatever may come.]
Jerry Lawler: “It’s a standoff, Mick! Gunther, Rey Mysterio, and Asuka are ready to face off against Final Judgment!”
Mick Foley: “This is a powder keg waiting to explode, King!
With both factions staring each other down, the arena erupts in anticipation as the show comes to a close.
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NXT Level Up Results
03/26/24
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to NXT Level Up! I’m Jerry “The King” Lawler, and alongside me is none other than the notorious Conor McGregor!
Conor: That’s right, Jerry! We’re here to witness a huge moment in wrestling history as wrestling legend, Jesse the Body Ventura comes out of retirement tonight to sign the contract to face the son of his most famous rivalry Arn Anderson at Stand and Deliver!
Jerry: The energy in this building is off the charts tonight!
Eye of the Tiger from the Rocky movie begins to play and out comes Jesse Ventura to thunderous almost deafening applause.
After Jesse enters the ring to meet Camden Cross, the iconic four horseman theme plays, and out comes Brock Anderson to a similar reception. Both men clearly at this moment are fan favorites.
Both men stare each other down. Both men sign the contract. The crowds cheers grow louder. Jesse grabs the mic and the audience begins to quiet down.
Jesse: “I am the best that this sport has ever scene. I don’t brag about it much because I don’t have to. I am a Jeff Murrey guy. I put my faith in survivors. I was with him when he defeated cancer, when he won his first second and third little league baseball championships, all the way up to him graduating college and putting a stranglehold on the creative world of wrestling. I have a history of successfully defeating your father. At Stand and Deliever, nothing changes. I lift another Anderson high in the air for an acrocrane and drop another Anderson straight to hell.”
Commercial break
When we come back from commerical, we see Doc Brown trying to pitch a new idea to CEO Murrey in the bosses offices.
Doc: “Great Jeffrey Scott! I am telling you this is going to make you so much richer!”
Murrey: “Netflix has called me back Doc. They are asking me to fire you if you don’t calm down. The idea of WWE Speed and a Speed championship was a good start but we can’t put six wrestlers around a circular table and have them snort cocaine for three minutes then break for a minute and continue to snort another three until one is left standing. It is insane. I like that you are thinking outside the box but this shit has to stop.”
The camera goes back to Doc and he is standing near a donut box with white powder all over his face.
Tonights Match
Bronson Reed vs Buddy Murphy
With a roar that shakes the rafters, Reed hoists Murphy onto his shoulders, effortlessly executing his signature move, the Tsunami Splash! The impact sends shockwaves through the ring as Reed covers Murphy for the three-count.
The crowd explodes with cheers as Bronson Reed’s hand is raised in victory. Despite Murphy’s valiant effort, it’s clear that tonight belongs to the colossal force known as “The Colossal.”
Winner: Bronson Reed
Before Reed gets a chance to celebrate a video package airs on the screen
As Lexis King walks through the dimly lit streets on a dark, foreboding night, the city lights flicker ominously overhead, casting long shadows that dance across his path. His steps echo hollowly against the concrete, a chilling reminder of the desolation that surrounds him.
With a heavy heart and a burdened soul, Lexis King reflects on the plight of Bronson Reed, a man whose strength is matched only by the weight of his own demons. He speaks softly, his voice barely audible above the distant hum of the city.
“You see, Bronson Reed may be a force to be reckoned with in the ring, but outside those ropes, he’s a prisoner of his own darkness,” Lexis murmurs, his words carrying the weight of unspoken truths. “He carries the scars of his past like a burden, a constant reminder of the pain that haunts him.”
As he continues his solitary journey through the labyrinthine streets, Lexis’s thoughts drift to the battles Reed has fought, both in and out of the ring. He speaks of the sacrifices made, the blood spilled, and the tears shed in the pursuit of glory.
“But even amidst the chaos and turmoil, there lies a glimmer of hope,” Lexis whispers, his voice tinged with melancholy. “For beneath the surface of Bronson Reed’s towering facade lies a heart yearning for redemption, a soul searching for solace in a world consumed by darkness. He is in search of a King. Only I can free you Bronson. I let my past die. I am reborn. At Stand and Deliver, I will redeem you.”
Show fades to black
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 