Raw Results
03/11/24
Jerry Lawler: “Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Monday Night Raw! We’re coming to you live from the electrifying Toyota Center in Houston, Texas!”
Mick Foley: “And what a night we have in store King! Tonight, Samoa Joe looks to get his revenge on The Rock in our main event!”
Jerry Lawler: “That’s right my hardcore homeless looking friend! The People’s Champion, The Rock, goes one-on-one with the Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe! It’s going to be great!”
Mick Foley: “You can feel the intensity in the air, king of the burgers! The Rock, a living legend, against the fierce and relentless Samoa Joe. This match has been building for weeks, and tonight, it all comes to a head!”
Jerry Lawler: “And don’t forget, this is no ordinary match! It’s a Falls Count Anywhere match! These two are going to tear each other apart all over the Toyota Center!”
Mick Foley: “I can’t wait! The Rock and Samoa Joe, under the bright lights of Monday Night Raw, it doesn’t get any bigger than this! Stay tuned, because you do not want to miss a single second of the action tonight!”
[As Jerry Lawler and Mick Foley wrap up their commentary, the arena erupts into cheers as Asuka’s theme music fills the air. The Women’s Champion makes her entrance, adorned in her signature attire, exuding confidence and intensity.]
Jerry Lawler: “Oh, here comes the Empress of Tomorrow herself, Asuka! The Women’s Champion is making her presence felt early tonight!”
Mick Foley: “Asuka is a force to be reckoned with, Jerry! She’s held that title with honor and dominance, and tonight, she’s ready to show the WWE Universe why she’s the top woman in this industry!”
[As Asuka enters the ring, she raises her championship high above her head, the crowd roaring in approval. With a fierce determination in her eyes, Asuka takes hold of the microphone, ready to address the WWE Universe.]
Asuka: “It pains me to hear that Beth Phoenix sustained an injury during training over the weekend. I was looking forward to defending my title against her at Then Now Forever 2. Having that night off is not what I anticipated, and it disappoints me that there’s no one stepping up to challenge me.”
[Just as Asuka expresses her frustration, the arena is filled with the ominous theme of “Judgment Days.” The crowd erupts into excitement as Rhea Ripley emerges from backstage, a determined look etched across her face.]
Jerry Lawler: “Wait a minute, Mick! Could it be? It’s Rhea bloody Ripley! The Nightmare has arrived on Monday Night Raw!”
Mick Foley: “What a surprise, Jerry! Rhea Ripley, a force to be reckoned with, is here to stake her claim for a shot at the Women’s Championship!”
[Asuka’s expression changes from surprise to intrigue as Rhea Ripley enters the ring, standing face to face with the Women’s Champion, the tension palpable between them.]
[As Asuka and Rhea Ripley lock eyes, the intensity between them reaches a boiling point. Without a word, they suddenly explode into a flurry of strikes and kicks, each woman unleashing her full arsenal of moves in a fierce display of skill and determination.]
Jerry Lawler: “Oh my goodness, Mick! This is absolute chaos! Asuka and Rhea Ripley are trading blows like there’s no tomorrow!”
Mick Foley: “It’s an all-out brawl, Jerry! These two fierce competitors refuse to back down, and it’s taking everything security has to try to separate them!”
[Security rushes into the ring, desperately trying to pull Asuka and Rhea Ripley apart as they continue to exchange blows with reckless abandon. The crowd is on their feet, caught up in the raw emotion and energy of the moment.]
Commercial Break
Segment Two
Tornado Tag
New Day versus Street Profits with Bobby Lashley
[As the commercial break concludes, the energy in the arena remains at a fever pitch as the Tornado Tag Team match gets underway. Big E and Kofi Kingston square off against the Street Profits in a high-octane battle that keeps the crowd on the edge of their seats.]
Jerry Lawler: “And we’re back, folks! What a match we’ve got here! It’s chaos in the ring as Big E and Kofi Kingston take on the Street Profits in this tornado tag team showdown!”
Mick Foley: “It’s absolute mayhem, Jerry! Bodies flying everywhere, high-flying maneuvers, and hard-hitting action!”
[In an intense back-and-forth encounter, Big E and Kofi Kingston manage to secure the victory over the Street Profits, much to the delight of the crowd. But just when it seems like the action is over, Big E’s expression changes, a fierce determination taking hold.]
Jerry Lawler: “Wait a minute, Mick! What’s Big E doing?”
Mick Foley: “I think he’s not done yet, Jerry! Look out!”
[Without hesitation, Big E delivers his devastating finisher, the “Big Ending,” not just to Montez Ford and Angelo Dawkins, but also to the unsuspecting Bobby Lashley, who had come down to the ring to confront them. The impact resonates throughout the arena as the crowd erupts in shock and awe.]
Jerry Lawler: “Oh my goodness! Big E with a massive ‘Big Ending’ to everyone in sight! He’s making a statement here tonight on Monday Night Raw!”
Mick Foley: “That’s the power of Big E, Jerry! He’s not just a powerhouse, he’s a force to be reckoned with! And tonight, he’s leaving a path of destruction in his wake!”
Winners: The New Day
[In the backstage area, tensions rise as Thomas Ian Griffith confronts William Zabka, his voice dripping with disdain and frustration.]
Thomas Ian Griffith: “You’re a lunatic, Zabka! An embarrassment to the Cobra Kai franchise! Your antics are costing us money, and it’s all because of your mental health issues!”
[Zabka’s expression darkens as he listens to Griffith’s harsh words, his jaw clenched with suppressed anger.]
William Zabka: “So, what now? You’re threatening to kick me out of the WWE and the Cobra Kai series if I lose to Ryback at Then Now Forever 2?”
[With a sardonic smirk, Zabka continues, his tone laced with bitterness.]
William Zabka: “I suppose you’ll tell me this is where the real pain begins? Just like I told Ryback’s mom when she was—”
[Before Zabka can finish his sentence, Griffith cuts him off with a sharp gesture, his eyes flashing with irritation.]
Thomas Ian Griffith: “Enough! Get out of my sight, Zabka. Leave the building, and don’t come back until you’ve got your act together!”
[With a defiant glare, Zabka turns on his heel and storms off, leaving Griffith seething with frustration and disappointment.]
Segment Three
Six Man Tag
Gunther, Rey Mysterio, and Bronson Reed versus The Final Judgment
Drew McIntyre is special guest on commentary
[The match begins with a flurry of action as all six competitors showcase their unique skills and athleticism. Gunther, Rey Mysterio, and Bronson Reed work together to gain an early advantage, but Damian Priest, Dom Mysterio, and Lexis King fight back with determination.]
Drew McIntyre: “What a match we have here, Rick Holy! Six incredible athletes giving it their all in the ring! Gunther, Rey, and Reed are a formidable team, but Priest, Dom, and King are showing no signs of backing down!”
[As the match progresses, the momentum shifts back and forth between the two teams. Suddenly, Rhea Ripley emerges from the backstage area, making her way down to ringside.]
Drew McIntyre: “Wait a minute King, what’s Rhea Ripley doing out here? She’s not even involved in this match and does she even work here?!
Jerry Lawler: “She has been hired by the WWE according to backstage sources.”
Drew McIntyre: “I heard she worked for an independent company and was like the PBS champion. Quite an accomplishment even if it is public broadcast. Don’t they have dog shows?”
Jerry Lawler: “Puppies!!”
[With a devious grin, Rhea Ripley slides a steel chair into the ring, distracting the referee. Meanwhile, Lexis King takes advantage of the chaos, delivering a devastating maneuver to Bronson Reed and securing the pinfall victory for her team.]
Drew McIntyre: “Oh, come on! Rhea Ripley just interfered in the match, and Lexis King capitalized for the win!”
[After the match, Damian Priest and Dom Mysterio celebrate their victory, while Gunther and Rey Mysterio exchange frustrated glances. Drew McIntyre leaves the commentary table and enters the ring, his eyes locked on Damian Priest.]
Drew McIntyre: “You want to play dirty, Priest? Well, two can play at that game!”
[With lightning speed, McIntyre delivers a thunderous Claymore kick to Damian Priest, sending him crashing to the canvas. As Priest writhes in pain, McIntyre turns his attention to Gunther, staring him down with intense determination.]
Winners: The Final Judgment
Segment Four
[The scene opens in the CEO’s plush office, where Murrey, the current CEO, sits behind a large mahogany desk, while Cross, a high-ranking executive, stands opposite him, a steely expression on his face.]
Murrey: “Cross, listen to me. It doesn’t matter who the final four board members are. I have the tie-breaking vote, and that’s all that matters.”
Cross: “Oh, is that so, Murrey? You may have the tie-breaking vote now, but we’re in an era where power shifts. Don’t get too comfortable.”
[Murrey leans back in his chair, a smirk playing on his lips.]
Murrey: “Enjoy your little power plays while you can, Cross. But remember, I’m always one step ahead.”
[Before Cross can respond, Murrey’s assistant enters the room, holding a folder in his hands.]
Assistant: “Excuse me, sir. I have some news regarding tomorrow night’s NXT event.”
[Murrey’s eyes light up with excitement.]
Murrey: “Ah, perfect timing. Cross, I suggest you take tomorrow night off, because we have a special surprise in store for NXT.”
[Cross narrows his eyes, intrigued by Murrey’s cryptic words.]
Cross: “And what might that be?”
[Murrey leans forward, a mischievous glint in his eyes.]
Murrey: “Tomorrow night, Doc Brown will be the special NXT GM for one night only.”
[Cross’s jaw drops in disbelief as Murrey leans back in his chair, clearly relishing the shock on Cross’s face.]
Main Event
The Rock versus Samoa Joe
The main event match between The Rock and Samoa Joe is underway, with the crowd buzzing with excitement as two of the biggest names in WWE history go head-to-head. The action is intense and hard-hitting, with neither competitor willing to back down.]
Jerry Lawler: “What a match we’re witnessing, Mick! The Rock and Samoa Joe are leaving it all in the ring tonight!”
Mick Foley: “Absolutely, Jerry! The Great One against the Samoan Submission Machine, it doesn’t get any bigger than this!”
[After a grueling back-and-forth battle, The Rock manages to overcome Samoa Joe’s onslaught, delivering a thunderous Rock Bottom for the victory. The crowd erupts into boos as The Rock stands tall in the center of the ring, soaking in the hatred of the WWE Universe.]
Jerry Lawler: “The Rock has done it! He’s conquered Samoa Joe in an epic encounter here tonight!”
Mick Foley: “What a performance from The Brahma Bull, Jerry! He’s rude as hell but truly a living legend!”
[As The Rock celebrates his hard-fought victory, the atmosphere in the arena changes, becoming charged with tension. Suddenly, Big E’s theme music hits, and the he makes his way down to the ring, his expression serious.]
Jerry Lawler: “Wait a minute, Mick! I think business is about to pick up!”
[Big E enters the ring, standing face to face with The Rock. The two titans lock eyes, the intensity between them palpable. For a moment, it seems as though they might come to blows, but then The Rock extends his hand in a gesture of respect.]
Jerry Lawler: “What’s this, Mick? Is The Rock showing respect to The Big E?”
Mick Foley: “It certainly looks that way, Jerry. This is a moment of mutual admiration between two of the biggest stars in all of wrestling.”
[However, just as Big E reaches out to shake The Rock’s hand, the WWE Champion suddenly lashes out, swinging a fist at the powerhouse of positivity. But Big E is quick to react, blocking the punch and countering with a devastating Big Ending! The crowd explodes into shock and disbelief as Big E stands over The Rock, triumphant.]
Mick Foley: “I can’t believe what I’m seeing, Jerry! The Big E just made a powerful statement here tonight!”
[As the show comes to a close, Big E exits the ring, leaving The Rock lying motionless on the canvas. The WWE Universe is left in stunned silence, as the image of The Rock laying unconscious fades to black.]
Winner: The Rock
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NXT Level Up Results
03/12/24
The scene opens with the iconic DeLorean time machine parked backstage at the NXT arena. Christopher Lloyd steps out, sporting his classic Doc Brown attire, complete with wild hair and lab coat.
Christopher Lloyd: Great Scott! It seems we’ve stumbled upon the future of NXT!
Christopher Lloyd makes his way to the ring, where he is greeted by the NXT roster and a raucous crowd.
Christopher Lloyd: Welcome, welcome, my fellow time travelers, to tonight’s special edition of NXT Level Up! As your acting General Manager for the evening, I promise to make this show more electrifying than a lightning bolt hitting the clock tower!
The crowd erupts with cheers and applause.
Christopher Lloyd: Now, let’s kick things off with a match that’s sure to shake the space-time continuum! How about… a ladder match for the NXT Championship! But wait, there’s a twist! The ladder will be suspended from the ceiling by a flux capacitor!
Christopher Lloyd: And just to add a little extra spice, I’ve arranged for a surprise guest referee… none other than Marty McFly himself!
Michael J Fox steps through the ropes shaking. Lloyd puts a syringe in his neck to help out.
NXT Championship
Flux Capacitor Ladder Match
Lexis King versus Buddy Murphy
The bell rings, and the match is underway. Lexis King and Buddy Murphy waste no time, trading blows in the center of the ring. The crowd roars with each impactful strike.
As the match intensifies, both Lexis King and Buddy Murphy take turns trying to climb the ladder, only to be thwarted by the other’s swift counterattacks. The crowd is on the edge of their seats, unsure of who will emerge victorious.
Suddenly, Lexis King manages to gain the upper hand, delivering a thunderous superkick that sends Buddy Murphy crashing to the mat. With a burst of adrenaline, Lexis King begins to ascend the ladder, inching closer and closer to the championship belt.
Buddy Murphy scrambles to his feet and charges towards the ladder, but it’s too late. With a final surge of strength, Lexis King reaches out and grabs hold of the NXT Championship, pulling it down from its lofty perch.
Confetti rains down from the rafters as the NXT Universe pays tribute to their champion.
Winner: Lexis King
Commercial break
Segment Two
When we get back from commerical, Doc Brown gives us a match featuring a wild stipulation, a “Dance-off Duel” where the loser must wear a chicken suit for the rest of the night and gets sent back to detention in 1955. The detention room is some horrible prop set in the parking lot.
Fandango versus Flex Fuller
Dance Off Duel
The NXT arena is transformed into a dance floor extravaganza as Fandango and Flex Fuller stand face to face, ready to strut their stuff in a Dance Off Duel.
The music starts pumping, and Fandango and Flex Fuller waste no time, launching into a series of impressive dance moves. Fandango dazzles with his smooth salsa steps, while Flex Fuller showcases his breakdancing skills with flips and spins.
Suddenly, just as the competition heats up, a commotion erupts at ringside. Christopher Lloyd, acting as the special guest GM for the night, rushes to the scene with a syringe in hand.
Christopher Lloyd: Great Scott! It seems we have a dance-off dilemma! Fear not, my friends, for I have just the solution!
Before anyone can react, Christopher Lloyd injects Fandango with a mysterious substance, causing him to appear noticeably larger and more muscular.
Murrey’s Misfits storm the ring, attacking Fandango with reckless abandon.
The arena erupts into chaos as Fandango tries to fight off his attackers, but the numbers game is too much. Flex Fuller watches in disbelief as he was actually really into the dance competition.
No winner
Camden Cross comes out with security as the show closes
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 